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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSee how many you can come up with. Jesus will appreciate your creativity!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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11. I don't want no homers getting high on meth and touching my ass or raping school boys.Comment
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12. Gay marriage will lead to "driving while sodomized", much like legalizing marijuana will lead to people driving stoned. I don't want to be run down in a crosswalk by some homer who was too busy pleasuring his "husband" to pay attention to the road!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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When the gays and the negros encroach on my personal space The Lord guides my hand against them.Comment
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Climate change. Legalizing homer marriage will lead to an increase in the methane emissions produced by anal sex which is the cause of climate change.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Like it or not, in these godless modern times a marriage is no longer a glorious event where a man and a woman proclaim their union before Jesus. Nope, now it's just a contract signing between two people.
BUT, that can work to our advantage in keeping queers from ruining the sanctity of marriage! Since a contract is a legal document, and since by definition queerness is a mental disease, BY LAW they cannot enter into a legal agreement.
I'm going to send some letters out tomorrow urging my congressmen to pursue this avenue of attack.
YiC,
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Gay people should have the same rights as anyone, banning gay marriage is the same saying that women can't have a job
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Please back that up with Scripture.Originally posted by Zandthee View Post
What do those two things have to do with each other? The Bible says that women were made to be helps meet for men and that faggotry is an abomination meriting death:banning gay marriage is the same saying that women can't have a job
Genesis 2:18: And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Leviticus 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Homers are never happy with just one partner. If they are allowed to marry it won't be long before they will be demanding three or four men in the marriage. They cannot stay monogamous as God fearing heterosexual Christians do.
I believe a group of homosexuals is called a 'daisy chain' however I may be wrong on this,
YIC
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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I understand if it's only three, it's called a "spit roast".Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Only three or four? Given the well documented sexual appetites of the queermosexuals, I'd be surprised of some particularly sex-crazed sodomites didn't demand the special privilege of "marrying" seven hundred "husbands" and three hundred trophy twinks.Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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God loves gays!Comment
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This homer marriage is only a gateway – next they will be demanding polygamy, and no doubt the mormons will try to recruit them. What next – baptizing dead homers? I just knew there was going to be trouble with a Romney nomination.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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I don't even want to think about how that ritual would go.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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