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  • Wake up and smell the feces!

    I look at this ad and all I see is feces.

    I see it crusted on their hands, smeared all over their lips and noses, and I see gobbets of it in their teeth. I can almost smell it on them. Lord knows those poor kids can smell it.

    That's not what I'm supposed to see, of course. The ad is meant to show that homosexuals are just the same as the rest of us.

    But they are not.

    You've heard that AIDS does not discriminate. That's news to AIDS, which is still fifty times more prevalent among homosexuals than in the general population. No less than half of today's young fags will be infected by the time they're fifty. Either condoms don't work, or the sacramental mixing of semen and fecal matter is just too important, too holy to be forgone for risk of a deadly disease. Nor does it stop there. Pick almost any illness or ickiness that strikes below the waist and you can be sure these bubonic butt-blasters are ahead of the pack, from syphilis to hepatitis to the lovely gay bowel syndrome. You'd expect nothing less from a sex cult whose entire lifestyle is centered around feces.

    Study after study shows that sodomy is suicide. It shaves twenty years off your life even if you never contract AIDS, and guess what? The figures for lesbians are no better! They are 487 times more likely to be murdered, commit suicide, or die in accidents than normal women. (Perhaps the suicide figure could be reduced if we discouraged them from owning mirrors.)

    Romans 1

    26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    As always, the warning is right there in the Bible for the world to see. No one should partake in this filthy lifestyle. It is gross and disgusting, it offends normal people, and it will kill you. God will make sure that it does.

    I can just hear the fags now. "You bigot," they'll wheeze. "Homophobe," they'll gasp and sputter. "Thothietal heteronormativity impotheth a tremendouth pthycological burden on LGBT individualth, forthing them into thilenth and leading to thelf-dethtructive behaviorth. It'th an inthidiouth, profoundly damaging form of oprethshion."

    "Oppressed" by normal people? That's a laugh. Reminds me of the Negroes who ook and eek about racism over the internet, surrounded by the comforts of Western society, completely oblivious to the irony while their cousins run screaming naked through the jungle or rape their own children or lop each others' genitals off and boil them to "cure" diseases long forgotten in the Occident. Remember, homos: you gave each other AIDS. We gave you Atripla, Truvada, Kaletra, Sustiva, and Combivir. If not for this bigoted, homophobic society, you would all be dead. You're welcome.

    Homosexuality is everywhere. It's in the news and on TV, of course, and now it's in department store catalogs, but it's also on billboards, in comic books, in our classrooms, and in our breakfast cereal. It's all anyone ever talks about! So how can these freaks call themselves victims of anything but their own excremental practices?

    Wake up and smell it, you filthy beasts. YOU and only you are responsible for all the bad things that are happening to you. You pump nothing but pro-sodomite propaganda out of every media orifice and your teens are still offing themselves faster than you can recruit them. The battle you are fighting is not against homophobia, but against your Creator, against nature and common decency.

    You are sick.

    And there is hope.

    Say a prayer tonight. Wash the poop and Astroglide off your hands and clasp them together like they do in the movies and open your heart, just a crack if it's all you can manage, and say these words:

    Dear God,
    I'm sorry for being a filthy fag. Please send your Holy Spirit into my heart so I can be born anew in Christ.

    Say those simple words and I guarantee you something will happen. You will feel something. What you do about that feeling, and whether it's permanent and real, is entirely up to you, and I know it will not be easy to give up your revolting perversion in favor of eternal life. But I'm asking you from the bottom of my heart to try.

    Either that or keep being gay, die of AIDS, and go to Hell. Choice is yours.

  • #2
    Re: Wake up and smell the feces!

    Amen. Even the spades over in africa know what the queers are about.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Wake up and smell the feces!

      My suggestion is to breathe out of your mouth. You can avoid some potentially unpleasant smells this way.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.