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  • Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

    Sometimes, you just have to admit it, the Catlicks know how to run a tight ship.

    A Bapist Mayor friend way up in Moorhead, Minnesota, called me to share a laugh about a teacher there who figured she could get away with having sinful thoughts. I'm still laughing about how any teacher could think she could get away with having private views like this.

    The teacher had spent eleven years teaching ten year old students and, somehow, got the idea it was alright to have positive thoughts about homer marriage if she did not share them with either her students and their parents.

    They caught her when she filled out her "self-evaluation form". When asked if she had anything to say about the Church's teaching, she wrote she had reservations about its opposition to homer marriage. Then she tried to cover it up by saying she never mentioned this to students or parents.

    The local Monsignor fired her ass. Good for him. It inspired me to dig deeper into the private thoughts of our teachers in Freehold Public Schools. No homer-loving-thoughts allowed.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

    See, this is why homeschooling is the answer. Only from home schooled kids can you hear warnings about how the existence of homosexuality will lead to race of super-ducks, and how we're superior to the roman species.



    The kid has a gift for prophecy, but it seems Hollywood beat him to it:

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      Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
      See, this is why homeschooling is the answer. Only from home schooled kids can you hear warnings about how the existence of homosexuality will lead to race of super-ducks, and how we're superior to the roman species.

      Ducks are notorious gay necrophiles.

      As he recounts in his seminal paper,The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was in his office in the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed into the glass facade of the building. "I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.
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        Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        Sometimes, you just have to admit it, the Catlicks know how to run a tight ship.
        Well PRAISE GOD for using those despicable cathlics to make known His Will! He speaks out of the mouth of an ass once again! (Numbers 22:28)

        Indeed, homosexual unions are naught but excuses for deviant sexual behavior, bestiality and promotion of child molestation. It's a shame fewer and fewer people are courageous enough to take a stand for the children.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          Sometimes, you just have to admit it, the Catlicks know how to run a tight ship.
          Well we Catholics are the mystical body of jesus, we will not allow to change the teaching of Jesus, never.
          John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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            Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

            Originally posted by Vincenz View Post
            Well we Catholics are the mystical body of jesus, we will not allow to change the teaching of Jesus, never.
            Pal, I know exactly what catlicks are thinking about when they say things like "mystical body of jesus" ...

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              Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

              Originally posted by Vincenz View Post
              Well we Catholics are the mystical body of jesus, we will not allow to change the teaching of Jesus, never.
              http://thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/...tholic-church/
              Sometimes churches bleed, and in America this is occurring most acutely in the Roman Catholic Church where one out of every ten Americans is an ex-Catholic. In a recent Catholic National Reporter article, "The Hidden Exodus: Catholics Becoming Protestants," the Rev. Thomas Reese S.J. provides reasons for the crisis:

              People are not becoming Protestants because they disagree with specific Catholic teachings; people are leaving because the church does not meet their spiritual needs and they find Protestant worship service better.

              Nor are the people becoming Protestants lazy or lax Christians. In fact, they attend worship services at a higher rate than those who remain Catholic.

              Thus, both as believers and as worshipers, Catholics who become Protestants are statistically better Christians than those who stay Catholic. We are losing the best, not the worst.
              I can't for the life of me understand the arguments but apparently, soon Catholics will be an endangered species and will be kept in cages as part of a captive breeding program.

              Though what Father O'Feely and Sister Sadist will do together is yet another mystery. (Perhaps she could wear an "Altar-Boy" mask?)
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                Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                Though what Father O'Feely and Sister Sadist will do together is yet another mystery. (Perhaps she could wear an "Altar-Boy" mask?)
                Pastor Ezekiel--That is SO funny. Your warm and gently sense of humor is why we are honored to have you at Landover Baptist Church.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  Re: Praise Jesus, Teacher Fired for this Private Thought: Homer Marriage is OK.

                  Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                  See, this is why homeschooling is the answer. Only from home schooled kids can you hear warnings about how the existence of homosexuality will lead to race of super-ducks, and how we're superior to the roman species.



                  The kid has a gift for prophecy, but it seems Hollywood beat him to it:
                  Obviously, this little girl was a product of the liberal, lie-filled public school system.

                  Evidence:

                  Ducks do not form long-term pair bonds, but instead form seasonal bonds, otherwise known as seasonal monogamy, in which new bonds are formed each season. Seasonal monogamy occurs in about 49 percent of all waterfowl species. In this mating system, pairs generally form on the wintering grounds in the first year of life, and those bonds are maintained only through egg laying. Each winter, the birds must find a new mate and establish a new bond for that breeding season. Males that form seasonal bonds do not participate in raising the young, but will defend the space around mated females to prevent other males from gaining access to their mate.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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