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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12482

    #1

    Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

    Exodus International has been the GO TO group for years to cure homerism.

    Parents would ship their kids off to EI and the kids would come back saved Christians, straight as arrows. Homers themselves would check in there.

    Suddenly, EI says, "Who us, cure homers? Who told you that?"

    I think it is the result of the Supreme Court decsion on ObumerCare. It's all about giving up and letting homers run everything.

    Exodus International President Alan Chambers addressed the crowd at the 37th annual Freedom Conference on Wednesday in order to share why the organization will no longer use reparative therapy to ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14076

    #2
    Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    ...I think it is the result of the Supreme Court decsion on ObumerCare. It's all about giving up and letting homers run everything...
    I think it's because he realizes he's still gay. From the article:

    "Although he has personally experienced much freedom through Christ, he says he would not be honest if he pretended that he isn't still tempted by the same sex at times."
    By his own professed beliefs, he has insufficient faith in Christ.

    Mark 10:27 "And Jesus looking upon them saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible."

    Landover will be ceasing all contact and association with this false Christian immediately, I'd expect.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Landover will be ceasing all contact and association with this false Christian immediately, I'd expect.
      My congregation did so last week, after Alan "Welcome to My" Chambers sent me an advance notice of his upcoming announcement.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #4
        Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        Exodus International has been the GO TO group for years to cure homerism.

        Parents would ship their kids off to EI and the kids would come back saved Christians, straight as arrows. Homers themselves would check in there.

        Suddenly, EI says, "Who us, cure homers? Who told you that?"

        I think it is the result of the Supreme Court decsion on ObumerCare. It's all about giving up and letting homers run everything.

        http://www.christianpost.com/news/ex...or-gays-77413/
        Well they've obviously given up on Jesus and instead have put their trust in Obama and Karl Marx. Only Christ can cure the queer off you.

        They'll learn the hard way.

        Matthew 3:7 O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

          Did you know that those two kids that Chambers is always mentioning are adopted?

          Bet he can't even rise to the occasion with his wife.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

            How evil this man is.



            Some of his friends who believe in reparative therapy have told him that they can cure him completely, but he says that is not the case.

            "I don't think it's a biblical message, and that's why we've shied away from it."
            Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
            Matthew 7:15
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

              Sounds to me like he wants to go back to his old pole-smokin' ways.

              (James 4:17) "Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin."



              YiC,

              Zech
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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12482

                #8
                Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                How evil this man is.


                Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
                Matthew 7:15
                How true, Sister Etheldreda. What could be more evil than a man pretending he cannot be saved from Satan when the truth is he does not want to be saved?

                Everyone with one ounce of brain knows homers can be cured by Jesus. This man does not love Jesus, that's what is going on here.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                  Chambers says Christians need to treat SSA like they would other temptations too, and shouldn't assume that it can be gotten rid of completely.
                  That's what Chambers says, but what does God say?

                  1 Cor. 6:9-11: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

                  It sounds as though Chambers has blasphemed against the Holy Ghost.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553

                    #10
                    Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                    That's what Chambers says, but what does God say?

                    1 Cor. 6:9-11: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

                    It sounds as though Chambers has blasphemed against the Holy Ghost.
                    Shout GLORY!!

                    The one and only UNFORGIVEABLE sin!



                    Tell him what he wins, Brother!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Tell him what he wins, Brother!
                      One-way fare plus eternal accommodation in a happenin' vacation hot spot (and I do mean hot ).
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Professor Bessemer
                        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2009
                        • 2952

                        #12
                        Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                        When I was still a raging queen, and before Landover took me in, I went to Exodus International and begged them to cure my Sodomania. But all they did was coddle me and tell me that God loved and wanted to cure me.

                        But I knew different, even when I was in the grips of the disease I had chosen to infect myself with. God did not love me at the time, He hated me for being so weak that I chose to be attracted to men.

                        Does this sound like love to any of you?

                        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

                        And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

                        And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

                        Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

                        Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

                        Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

                        Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                        Romans 1:26-32
                        And when I described the Aversion Surgery that I believed I needed to cure of me of my wickedness, Exodus International informed me that inserting barbed stainless steel rods into the penis was not part of their restorative therapy program. Well, that convinced me that they were not really serious about curing my homosexuality.

                        So I came to Landover and the rest, as they say, is history. I am a 100% cured Ex-Gay©, no thanks to those mollycoddlers at Exodus International.
                        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                        • TinaSantafe, whore
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 92

                          #13
                          Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                          I knew a guy who went to Exodus International to try to 'cure' himself of gayness. Afterwards he got married and even had a couple of kids. Know what?

                          He was still gay.

                          In the end, EI didn't produce a good, Christian man in a stable family. It produced a broken family because of a gay man who couldn't live in denial anymore.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                            Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
                            I knew a guy who went to Exodus International to try to 'cure' himself of gayness. Afterwards he got married and even had a couple of kids. Know what?

                            He was still gay.

                            In the end, EI didn't produce a good, Christian man in a stable family. It produced a broken family because of a gay man who couldn't live in denial anymore.
                            It's a shame he put his lust for other men before God.

                            Now, he will spend eternity in Hell.

                            He could still try chemical castration, I suppose . . . It worked for Alan Turing!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • TinaSantafe, whore
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 92

                              #15
                              Re: Exodus International Saved Homers From Hell, Now is Hell Bound

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              He could still try chemical castration, I suppose . . . It worked for Alan Turing!
                              Didn't Alan Turing kill himself?

                              Anyway, chemical castration doesn't work quite as well as you'd think. I mean, he'd take the same meds I take now, only without estrogen, and it just made me 'gayer' (or gayer by your standards, anyway).

                              Also, if you have no estrogen or testosterone in your system, there are some pretty serious health concerns to worry about.

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