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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

    I don't usually eat fried food, but it being Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, I met up with my entire congregation at the nearest restaurant. It's a haul, over in Plainfield; about a half hour drive, but we all agreed it was worth it.

    Then I found that the sodomites are trying to run Chick-Fil-A out of business by giving out the secret recipe!

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  • John Creeser
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    Boy am I stuffed!!! I don't think I've eaten that much in one sitting ever!!

    I took the boys and the wife about an hour ago. It would have been a more enjoyable experience if all those limp wristed AID carrying homers weren't there. They kept yelling:

    "You're oppressing us blah blah blah".

    Well, they can take that up with God for living their deathstyle of choice. Idiots!! they have no idea what is in store for them.

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  • James Hutchins
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    I am going to make a large donation (I wonder if they will take chickens) to the fund. I am sure Jesus would want me to, assuming it is tax deductable.

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by Scabbesr View Post
    piffle Chic-fil-a
    This is what I think of you: chicken piffler.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Praise Jesus and pass the chicken sandwiches and waffle fries! For too long, liberal corporations have hidden behind the Constitution (which, as we all know, is not a suicide pact) to fight the culture wars. Now a Godly conservative corporation is using its freedom of speech to protect marriage.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    I stand with Sarah Palin, True Christian™, supporting Traditional Marriage one chicken breast at a time!



    Oh sure, people may ask, "Do you want extra homophobe sauce with that?" but I gladly welcome the persecution. But I just smile, because I know...



    Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
    Matthew 5:5


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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Scabbesr View Post
    piffle Chic-fil-a
    Remind me to never eat a sandwich you touched.

    I prefer eating food I killed myself, but I appreciate there are companies which have the right priorities. And since mostly black people each chicken, I am certain Chic-A-Fila will cure a lot of black people from their filthy gay habits.

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  • Scabs
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    Fuck Chic-fil-a

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    God Bless the Chic-A-Fila!

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  • How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

    There is nothing better than free enterprise, especially when it is mixed with politics and religion.

    Chic-a-Fila has been Christian and anti homer from day one. Last year, it donated $2 million to anti homer groups.

    I say God Bless Chic-a-Fila.

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