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  • Cursed
    Recovering Bastard
    Head of Landover Glee Club
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2011
    • 1363

    #16
    Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

    Originally posted by yertimeisovah View Post
    HA HA YOU PEOPLE ARE piffleING NUTS... WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU. PEOPLE LIKE YOU CREATED MEN LIKE HITLER AND SOMEWHERE INSIDE THERE YOU HAVE DEEEEEEP SHAME. I HOPE YOU SEE THE LIGHT SOMEDAY.
    Hitler was an atheist, you dummy.

    People like YOU created him.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22854

      #17
      Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

      Originally posted by yertimeisovah View Post
      PEOPLE LIKE YOU CREATED MEN LIKE HITLER
      God created Man in His Image.

      Ge:1:27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #18
        Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

        Originally posted by yertimeisovah View Post
        HA HA YOU PEOPLE ARE piffleING NUTS... WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU. PEOPLE LIKE YOU CREATED MEN LIKE HITLER AND SOMEWHERE INSIDE THERE YOU HAVE DEEEEEEP SHAME. I HOPE YOU SEE THE LIGHT SOMEDAY.
        God created Hitler, friend. Please mind the blasphemy!

        Why would we have shame for following the word of God?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • Professor Bessemer
          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 2952

          #19
          Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

          Originally posted by Loyal To God View Post
          Here's a scary thought. In some places, they are trying to make preaching a sermon about being gay is a sin against the law and if the pastor is caught preaching it, could go to jail for gay bashing. So much for separation between church and state and this is because they gays are whining about it. It's not the Pastor's fault that they are feeling condemned. Also, I can't remember his name but a gay sued a bible printing company and won because the bible preached against gays. He called it gay bashing and descrimination against gays. I saw that on the news one time and they even had the guy's e mail address on the screen so I e mailed him and told him to leave our bible alone, that they are ruining this country. He tried to justify what he was doing so I quoted some bible scriptures to him in an e mail and he ended up threatening me with gay bashing. I told him to go ahead because what I say is the truth and he's nothing but a cry baby. That was I believe 8 years ago but it still makes me angry when I think about it. Another thing is, the bible was printed before his time and that printing company either no longer existed or was under new ownership which meant lots of paper work and so on and I can't understand how he still one the case. Unbelievable.
          Well said friend, well said. You are truly doing the work of God by emailing Bible verses to that person whose name you cannot recall. I am certain that Jesus is smiling down on you this very minute because you are still angry over a half remembered news story that you watched almost a decade ago.

          God never forgets, so you should not either. You should make it your life's goal to convert this anonymous blasphemous heathen to the side of The Lord. Perhaps you still have his email address somewhere? I am certain that if you sent him enough Biblically correct emails, he would eventually open his heart to Jesus! Praise!
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          Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #20
            Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

            Originally posted by yertimeisovah View Post
            HA HA YOU PEOPLE ARE piffleING NUTS... WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU. PEOPLE LIKE YOU CREATED MEN LIKE HITLER AND SOMEWHERE INSIDE THERE YOU HAVE DEEEEEEP SHAME. I HOPE YOU SEE THE LIGHT SOMEDAY.
            I assume you mean "turn queer" when you say you hope we'll "see the light someday."

            That is not going to happen, pal.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #21
              Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

              The only problem is that we would be enabling and encouraging even more mud-packing, which infuriates God. As True Christians™, of course we are ready to be with Him at any time, but there is still so much lost scum to bring to Jesus before He rains fire on the Earth. Perhaps invoking end-times prematurely?

              The goal of all homosexuals is perpetual anal sex. This is why the queers are all so promiscuous; it can take many dozens of homos in a given day to be constantly impaled and satisfied. In a country of nothing but fags, in such close proximity to each other, we are talking about football fields full of power-thrusting queers coupled together in massive strings of violent daisy-chained Sodomy, 24/7/365. When I chose to be a gay, this was the stuff of dreams. It simply wasn't possible with the low percentage of fags in my city.

              But then, if God does blow a fuse and end it all when He sees such sordid wickedness, at least we won't have to be concerned with any cornholers in Heaven, praise Jesus!
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #22
                Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                We need a name;

                Afagistan

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #23
                  Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  We need a name;

                  Afagistan
                  How about "Sodom and Gonnorreah" like in the Bible?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #24
                    Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                    Swisherland

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #25
                      Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                      Fruitopia
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #26
                        Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                        Gayana
                        Ugaynda
                        Bulgayria
                        Alqueeria
                        Niqueeria
                        Isle of Men
                        Turkmenmenmenandnothingbutmenistan
                        Canada

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                        • Capt. Aaron Portway
                          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                          Salvation from Above
                          God's Favorite Pilot™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 6309

                          #27
                          Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                          Queerope

                          -OR-

                          The Queeropean Union

                          -OR-

                          The PU
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                          • John North
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 414

                            #28
                            Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                            The only place big enough to host all the gay people, is Greenland. Location wise this is an excellent choice. Not only is it remotely located, the climate is also appropriate for faggots.
                            Stop whining
                            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #29
                              Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              We annex the I-5 corridor. California for the gays, Washington for the lezbos, and Oregon for the bisexual perverts. We dig a trench along the border and fill it with oil and set it ablaze, so none of the fruits can escape into the normal part of America. Glory!
                              Praise! We'll give the queers their own country, minimize the amount of relocation needed, and get rid of three of America's most useless and heavily demon-cretin (pardon the redundancy) states.
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                              • lukasekman
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 614

                                #30
                                Re: Why don't we create a separate country for fags?

                                I vote for the ocean. This way we will not have to involve another government. I know that some Greenpeace nuts will whine about dumping waste in the sea, but that's not a big deal. I think the most efficient way is to use cargo ships.

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