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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #316
    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

    You know what they say about right-pinkie-shifters....
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Mister Brasil
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 518

      #317
      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

      Originally posted by Satans Fool x3 View Post
      But if you wish, then I will most definitely type in a literate manner, as I am purely functional and posses the ability to.
      The ability to what? To end sentences with prepositions?

      Or maybe I misunderstood. Is it posses that have abilities? I hear that they're able to hang lawbreakers.
      Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #318
        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

        Originally posted by Satans Fool x3 View Post
        Alright, darling.
        I shift with my right pinky, actually.
        For some odd reason. I just like to better.
        But if you wish, then I will most definitely type in a literate manner, as I am purely functional and posses the ability to.
        Who said I was public schooled, anyways?
        I certainly didn't. Thank you for making an assumption.


        Also, I'm a female. Don't call me brother, I don't have a penis. Once again, I adore your ability to make false assumptions.
        Don't call me sister, or and friendly pal-pal word. Ever.


        And finally, 'tis a new-age internet sort of thing. I don't imagine someone your age would be all up on the new trends and the sort.
        Listen up missy; We are bound by God to do everything in our power to drag you, kicking and screaming if neccessary, into the shining light of Christ's love. That's what we're here for. Why do you think Jesus called you here?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #319
          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

          Originally posted by Satans Booger x3 View Post
          And finally, 'tis a new-age internet sort of thing. I don't imagine someone your age would be all up on the new trends and the sort.
          You'd be surprised how hip and with-it I am. Maybe you should look in the mirror and question yourself about false assumptions.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • s@ul77
            Unsaved trash
            • Aug 2008
            • 97

            #320
            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
            Why do you think Jesus called you here?
            Maybe to correct you, God wants people to come to him through his love, understanding, forgiveness and grace he has for all.

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            • Bob4God
              Moderator
              Arms Dealer for CHRIST
              Hands folded for Jesus
               
              • Apr 2008
              • 5274

              #321
              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

              Tell us Satans Booger,

              Do you make it a habit to lurk on internet forums and drag up old discussions or is this a special case?

              Are you a lesbian? Did you bring this topic up again because you're yearning for sweet salvation?

              How many lesbian partners do you go through a week?
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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #322
                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                Originally posted by Satans Booger x3 View Post
                your father is a fag.
                i caught him in my father's quarters just the other day.
                he must have aids.
                it may have been transmitted to you, too.
                Why was your queer father trying to seduce Brother Eliot Mayfield?

                Did he ask him over to read the Bible, and then attempt to abuse him sexually and give him the AIDS?

                Why are you bragging about your father being a predatory, AIDS-spreading, Hellbound sodomite?
                Originally posted by Satan's Booger x3 View Post
                Also, I'm a female. Don't call me brother, I don't have a penis. Once again, I adore your ability to make false assumptions.
                Don't call me sister, or and friendly pal-pal word. Ever.
                Very well, Miss Triple Booger. How about I just call you unsaved trash, my little Hellbound friendy-wendy?
                Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                Maybe to correct you, God wants people to come to him through his love, understanding, forgiveness and grace he has for all.
                That's correct, He does want people to come to Him. And He then demands that they repent for their sins, which means to genuinely ask for forgiveness AND stop sinning. That whole "I'll apologize on my deathbed" thing won't work, as He knows what is in your heart.

                God also demands that we obey every single one of His laws, as presented in the Bible.

                Failure to obey the laws -- that is, sinning -- indicates that you are NOT a Saved© True Christian™, and instead are a Hellbound sinner.
                James 2:10
                For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                Guilty of all. Did you get that? One little white lie, one covetous thought, one lustful daydream, in God's eyes, is the equivalent of sacrificing a dozen Christian children to Satan and eating their flesh after raping an entire flock of furries dressed as sheep. (Not that you can rape the willing, but you get the idea.)
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • s@ul77
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 97

                  #323
                  Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
                  And He then demands that they repent for their sins, which means to genuinely ask for forgiveness AND stop sinning. That whole "I'll apologize on my deathbed" thing won't work, as He knows what is in your heart.
                  I agree.
                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
                  God also demands that we obey every single one of His laws, as presented in the Bible.
                  I believe only the Jews are required to obey all the laws that were handed down to Moses, the Commandments are for all.
                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Failure to obey the laws -- that is, sinning -- indicates that you are NOT a Saved© True Christian™, and instead are a Hellbound sinner. James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                  I shall have to disagree somewhat here, God forgives and it can take some time for new believers to understand Gods message, God is patient, we are always going to sin, no-one except Jesus was without sin.
                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
                  One little white lie, one covetous thought, one lustful daydream, in God's eyes, is the equivalent of sacrificing a dozen Christian children to Satan and eating their flesh after raping an entire flock of furries dressed as sheep. (Not that you can rape the willing, but you get the idea.)
                  I would not go that far, each of us have to walk the walk of truth, its a hard walk and many will fail, Gods grace is their for when we do fall, but we each of us have to get up and try again. In the end hopefully, the truth shall set you free.

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                  • Mister Brasil
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 518

                    #324
                    Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                    Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                    I believe only the Jews are required to obey all the laws that were handed down to Moses
                    I'm wondering then how you interpret Matthew 5:17:

                    Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                    • s@ul77
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 97

                      #325
                      Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                      Better to quote the whole passage than just one sentence from the passage. If you are obeying the laws of Moses, have you been circumcised in accordance with that law?

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                      • Ebenezer Wright
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1021

                        #326
                        Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                        Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                        I shall have to disagree somewhat here, God forgives and it can take some time for new believers to understand Gods message, God is patient, we are always going to sin, no-one except Jesus was without sin. .
                        God is forgiving my friend! But what if I spread lies about God and His wonders, will I have forgiveness then?


                        Mark 3:29 -But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • Mister Brasil
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 518

                          #327
                          Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                          Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                          Better to quote the whole passage than just one sentence from the passage. If you are obeying the laws of Moses, have you been circumcised in accordance with that law?
                          As a matter of fact, I have been circumcised in accordance with that law. But I think this is a red herring. Jesus Christ made it perfectly clear that circumcision (and SPECIFICALLY circumcision) is not a precondition to following His law; and in particular, he indicated that being circumcised does not, on its own, indicate favor with God. Else, none could come to Christ after his first eight days alive!

                          Galatians 6:15
                          For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision, but a new creature.

                          I'd be happy to give some context to Matthew 5:17, although I think you're probably just jerking me around, because the context makes it even more difficult to misinterpret the passage. Consider

                          Matthew 5:18-19
                          For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                          Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.


                          And I have a great suspicion of anyone who suggests that Jesus came to replace the law of Moses. It seems likely that they're weak men who want to taste the debaucherous flesh of the octupus and to earn their "red wings."
                          Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #328
                            Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                            Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                            I agree. I believe only the Jews are required to obey all the laws that were handed down to Moses, the Commandments are for all.
                            The Commandments were handed down to Moses.

                            Where does the Bible say that only certain laws are to be obeyed? Chapter and verse, please.
                            I shall have to disagree somewhat here, God forgives and it can take some time for new believers to understand Gods message, God is patient, we are always going to sin, no-one except Jesus was without sin.
                            Wrong, Bucko. Each and every Saved(c) True Christian(tm) is without sin:
                            Romans 5:8
                            But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

                            Note the past tense. While we WERE yet sinners. Meaning we now are not sinners.
                            1 John 3:6
                            Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

                            If you sin, you are no True Christian(tm).
                            I would not go that far, each of us have to walk the walk of truth, its a hard walk and many will fail, Gods grace is their for when we do fall, but we each of us have to get up and try again. In the end hopefully, the truth shall set you free.
                            Guilty of all.

                            Please show me where the Bible says these blasphemies you utter.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • effingugly
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 7

                              #329
                              Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                              Wrong, Bucko. Each and every Saved© True Christian™ is without sin.
                              ummm.... no! no human is without sin. it's impossible. not one of us is perfect, the only person who was ever perfect was Jesus Christ, and if you claim that you are without sin or you are perfect, then you speak blasphemy.
                              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                              • effingugly
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                                Under Investigation
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 7

                                #330
                                Re: I think i just talked to a gay

                                Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                                God is forgiving my friend! But what if I spread lies about God and His wonders, will I have forgiveness then?


                                Mark 3:29 -But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
                                if you ask for forgivness and you truly mean it, then you shall be forgiven...
                                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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