[LW1997]

Re: Are your children spreading RACIST FAKE NEWS claiming the existence of Coronavirus?

I just made a petition to advocate the ban of the corona beer. Mexico is all behind that.

Also, the Corona beer makes people gay.Man up people!

[Social Construct]

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Okay, I admit that Coronavirus is real.

But only when white people have it.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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It seems corona manifests itself in poignant ways - a man attending a sexual harrassment class caught the corona from his instructor.

Sometimes the hand of God moves in mysterious ways. And sometimes it's obvious. Sign up today and you not only learn to stop pitying poor people with no health insurance, you also spread a disease that kills them.

[upchucker67]

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It seems corona manifests itself in poignant ways - a man attending a sexual harrassment class caught the corona from his instructor.

What we can glean from this is the destructive intent of attempting to correct man's inherent nature and providence over womenkind. (1 Corinthians 11:3)
A man goes in for alleged and so-called sexual harassment issues. What happened? He had sex with the instructor and got the corona.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I guess the Catholics will have to start thinking about selecting a new pope soon?

What about that zany bishop from Limburg? What was his name?

………………yes, here he is: Bishop Franz-Peter Tebartz-van Elst.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/03/28/how-the-bishop-of-bling-spent-43-million-renovating-this-house/

. . .Would he be young enough?

[Alvin Moss]

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Unfortunately Coronavirus is not a fake news, but a real fact and it can be considered the return of the plague in Europe (strange, considering that the West was very Christian at time). Our Holy Father Francis fortunately is protected by the Lord, that turned the virus in a "mild illness", so he will continue to serve the him untill he decides to resign (like Pope Emeritus Benidict XVI did).

Historical correction: At the time of the Black Plague, Europe was not Christian. Most Europeans were Romans and the reason God visited the Plague upon them is likely due to all the idol worshipping and other Roman ceremonies that were going on at the time. That kind of behavior is anathema to the Lord and He cannot be expected to withhold His wrath from the wicked. I call on you to witness the fact that the Pope, Bishop of Rome, leader of the Roman death cult, with the kind of fashion sense that leads to the wearing of red shoes and designer gowns, who is a communist and worse, is about to be the first European to die from God's new plague. A coincidence? I think not.

[Basilissa]

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Oh, really, Mr. Rovagnati? My, how this is endlessly fascinating. Well, you might like to turn your attention to the news that your Pope has not been feeling well after he kissed people during a blessing at an "Ash Wednesday" mass. He has been forced to cancel attending another function, due to being unwell. Will this "mild illness" unleash its fury onto the Pope, especially since Italy is in the midst of such a crisis?

"Illness forces the Pope to cancel an event in Rome a day after showing solidarity with coronavirus sufferers and shaking hands with congregation at weekly audience"

Well, due to his age he is in the higher risk sector of the population. I guess the Catholics will have to start thinking about selecting a new pope soon? Maybe someone young this time?

[Isabella White]

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Unfortunately Coronavirus is not a fake news, but a real fact and it can be considered the return of the plague in Europe (strange, considering that the West was very Christian at time). Our Holy Father Francis fortunately is protected by the Lord, that turned the virus in a "mild illness", so he will continue to serve the him untill he decides to resign (like Pope Emeritus Benidict XVI did).

Oh, really, Mr. Rovagnati? My, how this is endlessly fascinating. Well, you might like to turn your attention to the news that your Pope has not been feeling well after he kissed people during a blessing at an "Ash Wednesday" mass. He has been forced to cancel attending another function, due to being unwell. Will this "mild illness" unleash its fury onto the Pope, especially since Italy is in the midst of such a crisis?

"Illness forces the Pope to cancel an event in Rome a day after showing solidarity with coronavirus sufferers and shaking hands with congregation at weekly audience"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8051083/Pope-cancels-visit-Rome-priests-slight-illness.html

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Unfortunately Coronavirus is not a fake news, but a real fact and it can be considered the return of the plague in Europe (strange, considering that the West was very Christian at time). Our Holy Father Francis fortunately is protected by the Lord, that turned the virus in a "mild illness", so he will continue to serve the him untill he decides to resign (like Pope Emeritus Benidict XVI did).

[upchucker67]

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I can't help but notice Slick Willy and Monica in the lower right corner. Sick. If this bizarre Zoroastrian ritual wasn't bad enough, the Dems can't even contain their lewd proclivities. It makes me feel good that the weight of impeachment swings in favor for those who actually deserve it.

[Isabella White]

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So he thinks there's a vaccine for/against the corvid virus? Forgive me - I can never remember which way vaccines are supposed to work. Do they give you the disease or cure it? Either way, he's a silly old fool wanting something that doesn't even exist to be affordable.

Oh, I'm not really sure, dear Sister Joanna. But I have a hunch that it's sort of like snake venom/antivenom. You know ... they're both from the same thing, somehow or another. Then again, that's probably something else that Bernie knows a thing or two about.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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"Trump's plan for the coronavirus so far: -Cut winter heating assistance for the poor -Have VP Pence, who wanted to "pray away" HIV epidemic, oversee the response -Let ex-pharma lobbyist Alex Azar refuse to guarantee affordable vaccines to all Disgusting."

So he thinks there's a vaccine for/against the corvid virus? Forgive me - I can never remember which way vaccines are supposed to work. Do they give you the disease or cure it? Either way, he's a silly old fool wanting something that doesn't even exist to be affordable.

[upchucker67]

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I am starting to feel better, and I think it's all thanks to Jesus -- but also Mike Pence. I heard him whispering in my sleep during my long nights in the Quarantine Rehabilitation/Treatment/Morgue Unit on the Diamond Princess. I can't remember what he was saying exactly, but it was in a low, prayer-like chant. Now it all makes sense.

This is my 100th post btw. A good cause to celebrate my recovery.

[Isabella White]

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Gracious, goodness! Things seem to be happening so quickly with this silly virus that it's hard to keep up with the news. My sister (Agatha) just called to ask if I have Mother's recipe for Divinity (she couldn't remember the ratio of syrup to egg whites), and then one topic led to another with us finally getting around to discussing the virus situation.

Aggie informed me that that horrid Bernie Sanders has made a very disrespectful comment about our blessed Vice-President Pence and our -sent President Trump. This does not surprise me in the slightest, considering how Bernie is always waving his arms frantically and acting like a raving lunatic -- why he's not in the locked ward at Bellevue is beyond me. Anyway, what he's said is highly unfair and critical of Vice-President Pence for being in charge of the coronavirus response.

I am not pleased to link to Bernie's Twitter account, but I will do so here, just so my brothers and sisters at can see what horrible things he is saying:

"Trump's plan for the coronavirus so far: -Cut winter heating assistance for the poor -Have VP Pence, who wanted to "pray away" HIV epidemic, oversee the response -Let ex-pharma lobbyist Alex Azar refuse to guarantee affordable vaccines to all Disgusting."

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1232825677960925185

[Sally Paulson]

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What's next?

How to survive school shootings.

Keep your face out of close contact with flying bullets

When you are shot in the face...

Relax, the US government also gave us Duck And Cover, and we never got nuked, right? Except maybe Detroit. Not sure what happened there.

Bert the "Turtle" seems to actually be a Galapagos Tortoise, so it seems the message is that in case of nuclear war head for the most isolated islands in the largest ocean on earth. For today that means make sure your learjet is gassed up.

Word does not seem to be getting out, because of the dated music, and lack of doe-eyed schoolgirls in the animation. To make "Duck and Cover" reach enough people, especially kids, they'll have to make it a porno:



"F*** and Cover."