[BrotherLarry]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

The Lord spake to me about a Pristine Packard being absolutely necessary in order for certain souls to reach Glory. Best add that to my inheritance Granny. Please tell me it’s bequeathed to me or Jesus might send you to Hell. Love you.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Ah, the good old New York Post, sister paper to the Fortean Times. How dumb do they think we are? You can tell that photo's fake by the absence of filthy tramps and litter on the platform.

Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna; you are quite right here. That photo is fake -- obviously. I mean, there can be no other explanation for it. Mind you, I wouldn't know what the actual subway conditions are usually like in New York, as I've never been forced to use that horrid system. My driver manages to successfully navigate his way through the busy city streets whenever Agatha (my sister) and I visit there, enjoying the comfort of Daddy's 1950 Packard. But, I have heard from several other friends that the New York subway is in a deplorable state, as we see in the attached photos.

Now, what that bound city really needs is to have its leadership taken over by our beloved, -sent President Trump! Then, they shall see truly effective management -- the likes of which they have never known!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

"Dramatic photos shot by a Post photographer show a nearly empty Times Square subway station Tuesday afternoon as straphangers apparently heeded sometimes contradictory advice from officials to avoid crowded trains while insisting it is still safe to ride the rails."

Ah, the good old New York Post, sister paper to the Fortean Times. How dumb do they think we are? You can tell that photo's fake by the absence of filthy tramps and litter on the platform.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Anyone who has ever felt threatened by a rodent so dumb that it lives on the subway tracks is probably too much of a special, precious, delicate flower to leave the house. So they'd better stay home. They'll starve to death, but at least they won't die of the Cornovirus.

Well, from the sound of things, dear Sister Joanna, it looks like the rats will soon have exclusive rights to the New York City subway system. The article below shows that subway ridership is in great decline, thanks to that stupid virus hoax that the Demonrats are ranting about!

"Dramatic photos shot by a Post photographer show a nearly empty Times Square subway station Tuesday afternoon as straphangers apparently heeded sometimes contradictory advice from officials to avoid crowded trains while insisting it is still safe to ride the rails."

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/eerie-photos-show-empty-subway-stations-in-nyc-amid-coronavirus-panic/

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Crowded trains each weekday carry more than 5 million people hardened by terror threats and track-dwelling rats, daylight assaults and diluvial water main breaks.

Anyone who has ever felt threatened by a rodent so dumb that it lives on the subway tracks is probably too much of a special, precious, delicate flower to leave the house. So they'd better stay home. They'll starve to death, but at least they won't die of the Cornovirus.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

The Trump team, headed by Brother Mike Pence, does coordinated messaging. For a day it will be, "Don't worry about the virus, it is all news media hype." The next day it is, "We are on top of this. We will announce a cure sometime very soon." On a third day the message is "Obama overlooked this and we are stuck trying to deal with it. Don't blame us if you get sick."

In all of this messaging we in the public are comforted in knowing the VP and his boss the President will keep us safe.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Vice-President Pence (a man of , ever so humble and true),

And who does not s-s-stutter. Can anyone imagine God listening to Joe B-b-b-Biden's jumbled prayers?

[Isabella White]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Oh, yes, I do so agree, dear Brother Thurmond. It is panic that is the real offender in this virus scare, and it's being peddled by those LIE-beral Demonrats. They will stop at nothing when it comes to trying to embarrass our -sent President Trump, his Vice-President Pence (a man of , ever so humble and true), and the entire Trump Administration. Why, the very latest attempt (that I know of) to scare people and to cause further panic is the recommendation (actually, it's sounding like more of an insistence) that people avoid taking the New York City subway system. Now, how on Earth are people supposed to get anywhere in that great, huge city if they do not have their own car and driver?

"Crowded trains each weekday carry more than 5 million people hardened by terror threats and track-dwelling rats, daylight assaults and diluvial water main breaks. COVID-19 is their latest worry."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/09/us/new-york-subway-coronavirus/index.html

I do apologize, deeply, for including a story from that Clinton News Network, but I'm afraid that the switchboard to my beloved Fox Network is jammed, and I am unable to get through at this critical time.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Remember folks, the real pandemic here is a pandemic of panic, and by panic I mean people doing things more intense than prayer and seeing how long they can go without touching their face (I'm up to 34 seconds now!).

Here are some examples of panic-talk, and how to respond to them the Mike Pence way:

We need a stimulus package that allows local governments to provide free testing, buy hotels or other places where people can be quarantined and monitored if positive, test the close contacts of the infected, etc...

No we don't. We need more prayer.

Problem is that they have to test that it is safe in humans. And this takes time. Even though this vaccine was created (by a private, capitalist market process) in record time, it'll take over a year to go through the approval process.

Perhaps we could test it on death row inmates....is it better to watch millions of innocents die than sneeze on a serial killer? False choice, praying is better than both.

We have something like six or seven vaccines (at varying levels of progress) last time I checked.

Mike Pence has 8 or 9 prayers memorized, checkmate scientists.

...crack team of specialist virologists, pharmacologists, doctors, that sort of profiles, and give them a solid budget and wide-ranging legal immunities...

Immunities are what vaccines supposedly provide. You've got this all backwards! And will they really work faster if they are on crack? Isn't meth a better choice?

more mechanical ventilators: -How can we build these? -How can we ship them? -Where should they be deployed?

Breathing is optional when you know how to pray for oxygen.

2)How can we get more hospital beds

Judging by how many people choose to sleep on the streets, it's obvious that beds are not necessary.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Anyone who complains that Mike Pence is incompetent, showing that video where he picks his nose right before shaking hands at an event meant to showcase his competence.... "the nosepick that killed all hope"

You mean this one?

Praise Jesus

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

I'm proud neither President Trump nor VP Pence wear those silly masks. Chinese leaders all wear them.

The masks should really be called NO FAITH MASKS. Those who wear them do not believe Jesus will protect them. I've not seen a single person wearing a mask in Freehold. Let's keep it that way.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

I have never seen a corona virus.

The germunists claim he looks like this:

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

I have never seen a corona virus. Is this one of those Chinese hoaxes to damage our economy Donald Trump warned us about?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

So it's either "trust the government, as we apparently already do" or "buy my prepper gear - buy 9 bodybags and get the 10th free!".

Not sure how helpful this is:

[Isabella White]

Re: Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus

Oh, how we need to pray constantly for our Vice-President Pence, and also for the White House, in general. Thankfully, our -sent President Trump has such a smart, sharp, crackerjack Chief of Staff, speaking words of wisdom about the truth of the virus. Mr. Mulvaney has issued statements to steer people away from the hysteria that the Demonrats are promoting, in their foolish attempts to make the President look badly for the handling of the virus information. And for this, to the I give

"Media’s coronavirus stories trying to hurt Trump, Mick Mulvaney says as he urges public to turn off TV"

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/28/trum...m-markets.html