Children Should Care For COVID Patients

[WWJDnow]

Children are virtually immune to COVID, as we well know from President Trump's great, high rating press conferences. This means that we can send them back to school without freedom-restricting masks or other protective measures. That's all well and good, but I think we're all missing the bigger picture here: Because children can't get sick, we should use them in the place of doctors and other professional caregivers to treat and care for COVID patients.

I realize that this would mean not having the children return to school, which is of course unacceptable as a general rule. That's why I suggest that we send the boys to back to school while the girls provide the patient care. Since God intends them to be housewives and mothers, not "career women" (which is liberal dogwhistling for lesbians), the education of girls is, to be frank, just squandering taxpayer resources anyway. Providing COVID care will prove to be much better training for a girl's station in adult life.

This is the kind of sensible solution you won't read about in the mainstream media.

[Red Army]

Re: Children Should Care For COVID Patients

Don't worry! Covid19 is a thing of the past, thanks to our glorius leader Vladimir Putin!

Just use the communist vaccine and get rid of all your fears!




GLORY TO OUR LEADER! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!

[MitzaLizalor]

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You seem to be suggesting that Vladimir Putin is a communist. If that were so I'd expect to see cities of hovels (except for imperial palaces reserved for the more equal classes) and abuses against God. But that is not what I see. Anybody who can afford one may build a mansion and drive around in a Rolls-Royce. And many of God's values are reflected in Russian law. Under communism that would have been impossible.

It's further worth differentiating between "Russian" and "Communist" achievements. There is no such thing as a communist "achievement" ruin and decay being the best you could expect on a good day. It's why fear is the stock in trade for any commie regime. Christians do not have fear.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I shall ignore our little Commie friend's pointless diversion here. As Sister Mitza says, everything this young woman posts is a vile slur on Brother President Vladimir.

Brother Dnow, I can see the wisdom of your suggestion. However, I hope this advice only applies to the sort of people who send their children to be indoctrinated at school?

That's why I suggest that we send the boys to back to school while the girls provide the patient care.

As a mother of many home-schooled boys, and (Praise Jesus!) only one girl, it would be enormously inconvenient to me if little Hannah had to abandon her domestic tasks - which include schooling her younger brothers in God's Holy Word - in order to wipe the bottoms of the terminally Unsaved.

[Red Army]

Re: Children Should Care For COVID Patients

You seem to be suggesting that Vladimir Putin is a communist. If that were so I'd expect to see cities of hovels (except for imperial palaces reserved for the more equal classes) and abuses against God. But that is not what I see. Anybody who can afford one may build a mansion and drive around in a Rolls-Royce. And many of God's values are reflected in Russian law. Under communism that would have been impossible.

It's further worth differentiating between "Russian" and "Communist" achievements. There is no such thing as a communist "achievement" ruin and decay being the best you could expect on a good day. It's why fear is the stock in trade for any commie regime. Christians do not have fear.

Rolls Royce and mansions for everyone, that is triumphant Communism!


Now your older people can relax and wait in their homes for your friendly red nurse to arrive with the vaccine.


Putin is the leader of the world! Donald is his student and will do a good job as well, and he will win the elections, as we want to!

[WWJDnow]

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As a mother of many home-schooled boys, and (Praise Jesus!) only one girl, it would be enormously inconvenient to me if little Hannah had to abandon her domestic tasks - which include schooling her younger brothers in God's Holy Word - in order to wipe the bottoms of the terminally Unsaved.

If you don't have a spare girlchild or two, you could pay to have a young black girl take her place.

[handmaiden]

Re: Children Should Care For COVID Patients

Even little toddlers can handle sippy cups. So, I guess we could have five year olds perched on a stool filling little cups and then handing them off to two and a half years olds to take to sick patients in need of a drink.

(It actually sounds very cute when I envision it.)