[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Ponce, I need to gauge the opinion of the man on the street. In your estimation, who has the larger manhood? President Trump or First Warrior Hegseth. Or who? Prince Clarence is excluded on race grounds - affirmative action at its finest.

[Madame Frottage]

I close my eyes and imagine. Trump's is small and uncircumcised, similar to Julius Caesar, but like a shriveled sad elephant. Hegseth is clearly packing, a fat, cut hog, thrusting and angry. Is this helpful, doctor?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I close my eyes and imagine. Trump's is small and uncircumcised, similar to Julius Caesar, but like a shriveled sad elephant. Hegseth is clearly packing, a fat, cut hog, thrusting and angry. Is this helpful, doctor?

It's problematic. How do we convince the voters that Trump has the fat hog and Hegseth has a tiny mushroom wiener? The entire fate of Western civilization depends on it. THINK!