[Alvin Moss]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Thank you ! In fact it's the admin policy here not to ban "sinners" : it seem like they are too nice for that

Yes, it is true. We are all very nice here. We are the friendliest forum on the internets. All are welcome here. It is our hope to guide the unsaved to salvation as we enjoy fellowship with other Christians; old friends and new. Many who come here have no interest in salvation. They must eventually go to Hell. How about you? Got Jesus?

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Hello In-Human and SoalheiraMan-- You have not been ostracized since you have not been "banned". Hang in there......

Thank you ! In fact it's the admin policy here not to ban "sinners" : it seem like they are too nice for that

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Welcome then, friend. We are friendly and open to all here. Everyone is welcome to come here for fellowship with Christians, even unsaved Roman Catholics, including Italians, Mexicans and Frenchmen.

Please do not think we are making a personal attack against you if we point out that the French are a nation of wine besotted perverts who foul the air with the stench of millions of cigarettes, all burning at the same time. On that note, only the air in Communist China rivals the clouds of smoke that drift up from France. It is just that we are bid by the Lord to try to bring you to Jesus. Thus, our liberal outlook on the subject of communicating with unsaved heathens.

I believe you should consider the likelihood that the Lord God has brought you here, that you may find salvation. Open your mind, closed as it must be after your Roman indoctrination. Let Jesus in and find salvation. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[Des]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

It is, but free speech does not apply on private property. This is LBC's forum, and therefore our property.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

SoalheiraMan was right, if you are not from the usa, you are quite quickly ostracised.

Not true. I'm not from this country, I'm not even a Baptist, yet this community has been nothing but helpful and friendly towards me. Actually, they've even allowed me to study their lovely congregation in Iowa! I'm in the process of tying up loose ends in Illinois and moving to Iowa, and I hope to start my research project soon!!

Personally, I may not agree with some of the views expressed by the members of this community, but I respect these views, and, in fact, I admire this church for being more faithful to the true message of the Bible than any other denomination I've ever heard of.

American ? Do you mean English ?

No, she means American. There is a difference, you know. Before leaving Spain, I've spent money in private schools learning British English only to discover this knowledge was completely useless in the US.

[alooneymoron]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Hello In-Human and SoalheiraMan-- You have not been ostracized since you have not been "banned". Hang in there......

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

I am not from the USA, dear, and yet I am not ostracized here. If you take a look around, you will find True Christians™ here from all sorts of UnGodly countries. Your Portuguese friend was not ostracized - he was criticized, perhaps?

I think you are being over-sensitive. Please stay - you have so much to learn, and God brought you here for a reason.

With very best wishes,
Joanna

Oh please do not take it to heart, I already said I do not feel offended. Furthermore I find this

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?



quite hilarious. So there is no problem with me - please stay right as you are, an enthusiast and endearing group of hell-bent, but surely heaven-bound (as long as you do not act on ALL of your beliefs) group of true christians, skilled at reading the Scriptures for the glory of God almighty, may he bless us all !

Pfew that was a long sentence. Anyway, good night, I'm going to sleep, I wish you a successful sleep in the company of Jesus.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Yay ! Some good old stereotypes ! Some time I'm going to go around and pick the best of them to thank God for so much laughter But SoalheiraMan was right, if you are not from the usa, you are quite quickly ostracised. I do not really mind though, it was worth it. So much for everyone around here being nice ...

I am not from the USA, dear, and yet I am not ostracized here. If you take a look around, you will find True Christians(TM) here from all sorts of UnGodly countries. Your Portuguese friend was not ostracized - he was criticized, perhaps?

I think you are being over-sensitive. Please stay - you have so much to learn, and God brought you here for a reason.

With very best wishes,
Joanna

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

As you can see, American is a much more economical language than French. English speakers are not verbose. This enables us to deliver up twice the prayers in half the time.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

American ? Do you mean English ?

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

I'm given to understand that the frenchie only have about half the words that American has. This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?



For example if a frenchie only knew half of this sentence:

"I know that Jesus hates who does not love Him; and who love the anal sex"

would read:

"I love the anal sex"

No wonder they are a country of immoral degenerates

YIC

Yay ! Some good old stereotypes ! Some time I'm going to go around and pick the best of them to thank God for so much laughter But SoalheiraMan was right, if you are not from the usa, you are quite quickly ostracised. I do not really mind though, it was worth it. So much for everyone around here being nice ...

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

I'm given to understand that the frenchie only have about half the words that American has.

You are right, as always, Dr Niles. This leads to them using the very few words that they DO have over and over again, quite unnecessarily. So, for example, they have a word for "the" and throw it around everywhere, like cheap confetti at a chav wedding, not realizing that it fails to compensate for the lack of content in their discourse.

This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?

I have always put that down to innate perversion, but you have certainly given me much to think about. Thank you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

As you can see, American is a much more economical language than French. English speakers are not verbose. This enables us to deliver up twice the prayers in half the time.

I'm given to understand that the frenchie only have about half the words that American has. This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?

If they don't know half the words normal people know it would explain a lot of things.

For example if a frenchie only knew half of this sentence:

"I know that Jesus hates who does not love Him; and who love the anal sex"

would read:

"I love the anal sex"

No wonder they are a country of immoral degenerates

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Welcome, In-Human! I am delighted to see that you have decided to post a proper introduction at last.

The Sunday morning, I go to the church to attend (do not know if it is the right verb) to the mass.

Attend is a suitable verb. But (if you will allow me to correct you): On Sunday mornings I go to church to attend mass.

As you can see, American is a much more economical language than French. English speakers are not verbose. This enables us to deliver up twice the prayers in half the time.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

[In-Human]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Hello In-Human. I greet you with empathy because I was ostracized also for not being american.
I'm a Portuguese christian with a lot to discuss about my strong beliefs in God and Jesus.

Share with the few of us who are interested about your faith and rituals.

Where do you usually pray?

Sorry for the late answer, I did not saw your post.

Hum ... Usually, I pray in my bedroom, before sleeping, to thank God for my day and repent on this day's wrong doings, as well as thanking him for the right ones he inspired me to do.
The Sunday morning, I go to the church to attend (do not know if it is the right verb) to the mass.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

Welcome Friend! I'm just another friendly face wishing to make you feel at home here. We want you to be comfortable but please forgive us for not serving crackers and juice. Sorry, just a little Baptist joke.

Tell us about how Jesus lead you here to learn the Truth.