[James Hutchins]

Re: Saved by Grace (unsubstantiated claims)

Billie, since you like not discussing the Bible, one of my younger children asked me to poise this to you:
Of the three Newtonian discoveries, which is the most important, which left a mark on God's Earth and which is beloved by the ass?

[Robert William, Spiritual Dunce]

Re: 100% dummy

Bill, this site is about Christianity, not grecian formulas. Or do you assume that because somone used the word 'Roman', they must be talking greek to you?
Were you struck with an oar?

James, you must be talking about somebody else, as I do believe in all that you have accused me of and I see them all in scripture.


Dear Robert William,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.


Sometimes I wonder if you are Sola scriptura or Sola emotional.

[Basilissa]

Re: Not Saved by Grace

James, you must be talking about somebody else, as I do believe in all that you have accused me of and I see them all in scripture.


Dear Robert William,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.


Sometimes I wonder if you are Sola scriptura or Sola emotional.

Oh, dear, please, could you PLEASE stop whining and start reading? The Bible, that is.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Infraction error

James, you must be talking about somebody else, as I do believe in all that you have accused me of and I see them all in scripture.


Dear Robert William,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.


Sometimes I wonder if you are Sola scriptura or Sola emotional.

You still do not get it. Are you an idiot naturally or does it take a lot of effort?
We are Baptists.
Not Protestants
Not reformed Methodists
Not Catholicks
Not Mooslimes
Not joos

We actually follow the Bible. All of it. As God intended.

[Roland]

Re: Infraction error

[...]
Dear Robert William,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.


Sometimes I wonder if you are Sola scriptura or Sola emotional.

Hi Robert,

Do you feel persecuted? If you feel persecuted, does this have anything to do with your religion?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Infraction error

Hi Robert,

Do you feel persecuted? If you feel persecuted, does this have anything to do with your religion?

Roland, while the general consensus among the open minded Christian community is that you have some serious problems with your footing in reality, at least you are capable of formulating a complete question that actually has some basis in Christianity.
Much to Bob's chagrin, I'll give you the Christian response. Bobbie can give you the wack job one. Probably something like 'Omini domini fiddly-dee'

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[Robert William, Spiritual Dunce]

Re: 100% dummy

Roland, while the general consensus among the open minded Christian community is that you have some serious problems with your footing in reality, at least you are capable of formulating a complete question that actually has some basis in Christianity.
Much to Bob's chagrin, I'll give you the Christian response. Bobbie can give you the wack job one. Probably something like 'Omini domini fiddly-dee'

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Amen great answers James.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Infraction error

Amen great answers James.

Of course they are. They are from the Bible and Christian.

What are you?


I'm surprised you did not get all upset I posted them, after all, the question was directed at you..........

[Roland]

Re: Infraction error

Of course they are. They are from the Bible and Christian.

What are you?


I'm surprised you did not get all upset I posted them, after all, the question was directed at you..........

I think this my fault, the ¨scatting incident¨ and the aftermath. Hereby I will apologise again.

Scatting has never been a particulate favourite of me though I wouldn´t shy it. I think this is more for the hardcore fans.
In another thread it led to a misunderstanding. I´ll post a compromise between scatting and singing:

[Robert William, Spiritual Dunce]

Re: 100% dummy

Of course they are. They are from the Bible and Christian.

What are you?


I'm surprised you did not get all upset I posted them, after all, the question was directed at you..........

No problem, the world sees me as an intolerant obnoxious jerk, but I'm ok with all that, they accused Jesus and His disciples and prophets of that and more, that's why people killed them.


Today we have this false love, that describes Jesus as an effeminate spindles weakling winking at sin, but my Jesus is a kick as marine.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Pretending to be Saved (unsubstantiated claims)

I'm starting to feel overwhelmed they're coming team handed first that Cooneyite freak and now this pasta obsess. I recognise the style. Completely disregard actual responses (although the doesn't quite do that to his credit) and splurge apologies to Bugsy Malone for the slur new material like ink from a retreating octopus.
.Big dumb.
..Big fail.
...Big hell forever.

On the other hand it's refreshing to see some attempt to entertain us; obviously I wouldn't be listening to any jazz—sorry Roland, I won't be posting the etymology—but that singer had probably been trained to at least hit the right note so I take your effort in the way you intended and hope the thread can get back on topic now.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 100% dummy

No problem, the world sees me as an intolerant obnoxious jerk, but I'm ok with all that, they accused Jesus and His disciples and prophets of that and more, that's why people killed them.

Where in the KJV Bible is Jesus described as a jerk? Book, chapter, verse.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 100% dummy

Where in the KJV Bible is Jesus described as a jerk? Book, chapter, verse.

.......and stand well back

[James Hutchins]

Re: 100% dummy

No problem, the world sees me as an intolerant obnoxious jerk, but I'm ok with all that, they accused Jesus and His disciples and prophets of that and more, that's why people killed them.


Today we have this false love, that describes Jesus as an effeminate spindles weakling winking at sin, but my Jesus is a kick as marine.

No friend, the joos killed Jesus though he has the last laugh, rising from the dead three days later. To of been able to see the look on those hook nosed twirl haired faces..........

What makes you think you can compare your pathetic self to the Holy Ghost? That's like comparing a Port Authority crap to a Ruth Chris Steak (guess which one is most like God) .

The rest of your gibberish makes no sense... as usual.

[Roland]

Re: 100% dummy

.......and stand well back

Hi Mitza,

The tommy makes a bit of a mess and it might hurt bystanders, even when used by a profesional. May I suggest a Remington 700, as it might reduce collateral damage?