[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

PRAISE JESUS!

(Advance apologies to Sister Susan for a darkie-related flashback, but I simply could not hold myself back!)

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Amen, Sister. Congratulations on your 15,000th post. Our Lord JESUS surely smiles at your unceasing songs of praise to Him!



I am educating myself with Pastor Deacon Fred's You Tubes. He is indeed a beacon of truth shining over even the most devoted. Never could I have expected that fat Wiccan filth is shitting right in my backyard and wiping itself with pages of the Word!

Congratulations on your upgrade to Forum Member! The DoF works with a quickness, doesn't it?

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

By all that is Holy, I MARY ETHELDREDA LOVE JESUS AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME FROM SHARING THIS!

Amen, Sister. Congratulations on your 15,000th post. Our Lord JESUS surely smiles at your unceasing songs of praise to Him!



I am educating myself with Pastor Deacon Fred's You Tubes. He is indeed a beacon of truth shining over even the most devoted. Never could I have expected that fat Wiccan filth is shitting right in my backyard and wiping itself with pages of the Word!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Praise HIS Name

The power of words, Brother Hammer!

I feel I am in position to appeal to my betters for a resolution to this conflict that will be favourable to all sides. I have no illusions about my rights here (of which there are none), but I ask you to understand: I will not feel right praising my Lord JESUS with a degrading name. Leviticus 17:15 teaches us to be clean before the Almighty Lord, right down to the soul, yet how can I feel this way when my name does not reflect my piety? Why, sir, I broke a Queer's jaw with my KJV when it told me it wanted to be called a "they", and here I am threatened with the same punishment from my brothers in arms of Christ!

I may have been brash, and perhaps my passion drove me blind and made me a fool before my fellow Christians. But surely I deserve more respect than a sinner eating poo-poo from its partner's anus?

We'll just have to let the DoF decide that, friend. Once you have been thoroughly investigated and cleared, due respect will be forthcoming.

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

The power of words, Brother Hammer!

I feel I am in position to appeal to my betters for a resolution to this conflict that will be favourable to all sides. I have no illusions about my rights here (of which there are none), but I ask you to understand: I will not feel right praising my Lord JESUS with a degrading name. Leviticus 17:15 teaches us to be clean before the Almighty Lord, right down to the soul, yet how can I feel this way when my name does not reflect my piety? Why, sir, I broke a Queer's jaw with my KJV when it told me it wanted to be called a "they", and here I am threatened with the same punishment from my brothers in arms of Christ!

I may have been brash, and perhaps my passion drove me blind and made me a fool before my fellow Christians. But surely I deserve more respect than a sinner eating poo-poo from its partner's anus?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Only if -- if I get banned -- he who bans me becomes B!tchBanner.

As per my reply in the other thread, please change my name to BroomBandit.

My lord JESUS said himself not to keep a stray sheep from the flock, Matthew 19:14. I hope my penance has been accepted.

You feel you are in a position to dictate terms, then?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

Why hold back? You should never hold back when it's about Jesus!

Amen Brother! I never hold back when it comes to shouting from the proverbial (and sometimes literal) rooftops that I love Jesus! Why, I just ooze love of Christ from my very pores! People stop me on the street sometimes and ask why I'm smiling. I LOVE the opportunity to tell them the good news! Sometimes they claim I am some kind of monster to be smiling while rebuking whores and liars and sodomites and naughty children, that only a cruel person would smile while telling people the kinds of horrors they can look forward to for not accepting the Merciful Deal Jesus as God-the-Son made with Himself as God-the-Father way back in the beginning of time. They try to argue with me that they were never consulted, that they don't want to take "blood money" as it were, that they can't be held to a contract made before they were born without their consent. But do I care? NO! I care only to share the Good News that they too can avoid eternal horrors if only they pledge their entire lives, actions, deeds, thoughts, desires, wants and even dreams to Glorify the Living Son! I don't care if they tell me it's barbaric to demand a blood sacrifice for the "crime" of free thought! I don't care if they tell me that I abuse my children by not "allowing" them to make certain connections except for under painful circumstances. I don't care if they do tell me that only a monster could look at a child right in the eye and ask her if her dead grandmother loved Jesus or if she's roasting in Hell right now! I Don't CARE! I LOVE JESUS and NO ONE can take that away from me! And NO ONE will shut me down! By all that is Holy, I MARY ETHELDREDA LOVE JESUS AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME FROM SHARING THIS!

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Only if -- if I get banned -- he who bans me becomes B!tchBanner.

As per my reply in the other thread, please change my name to BroomBandit.

My lord JESUS said himself not to keep a stray sheep from the flock, Matthew 19:14. I hope my penance has been accepted.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Welcome then, pilgrim. I feel you are here to seek and further your relationship with Jesus and to enjoy fellowship with other Christians. I didn't know what to think at first, as you have called yourself Witch Hammer in a foreign language and that language is the same one spoken by them that killed sweet Jesus up on Golgotha. We have a Brother here who is known as Witch Hammer. I think you should petition our learned Pastors and ask for a name change. Please do not use the language of the Jesus killers in your new name. All will be well and all will be forgiven, if you ask these things of God.

I respectfully request that his name be changed to B!t¢h Hammer.

I think we can all live with that compromise.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Welcome then, pilgrim. I feel you are here to seek and further your relationship with Jesus and to enjoy fellowship with other Christians. I didn't know what to think at first, as you have called yourself Witch Hammer in a foreign language and that language is the same one spoken by them that killed sweet Jesus up on Golgotha. We have a Brother here who is known as Witch Hammer. I think you should petition our learned Pastors and ask for a name change. Please do not use the language of the Jesus killers in your new name. All will be well and all will be forgiven, if you ask these things of God.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

As much as I want to SCREAM my passion and devotion for my Lord and Saviour JESUS CHRIST out to the world, I will restrain myself and scream internally.

Why hold back? You should never hold back when it's about Jesus!

[Esther B.]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Welcome, Mr. Maleficarum! Your story of how you found Jesus is wonderful! It is quite nice to see someone following the instructions for this forum.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Praise HIS Name

As much as I want to SCREAM

Are you a little girlie? Some of those frenchies in Canada?

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

I would like to ask why you must bold so many words? Seeing it so frequently reminds me of the darkies, and frankly, we see enough of that with our Negress help.

Some things must be said louder than words. And yes, I sympathize: one of the few good things about ass-backwards Liberal cesspool Canuckstan is that the eyes are delighted by a sea of white, with only a few tar-drops in the bunch. You could probably scrape enough to hold a traditional Louisiana wedding with tap-dancing Niglet accompaniment, though.

As much as I want to SCREAM my passion and devotion for my Lord and Saviour JESUS CHRIST out to the world, I will restrain myself and scream internally.

You might be interested in our Kirk Cameron fan club.

Thank you. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who recognizes his piety. Is there one for Ray Comfort? He is the most successful fighter of the Darwinian lie I've come across -- rather than just burning the heresy, as I would have done, he amended it for the education of Atheists. Like my dear Father always said: kill a rat, and you get rid of a problem; poison their well, and you've got the solution.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Praise HIS Name

I have rejected them even before I came here, Mrs. Etheldreda.

Kirk Cameron, a Christian and a Great Man of our time, once said:



I tread in his footsteps now.

It is hard for me to revile one who loves Brother Kirk as passionately as I do...

I just pray you aren't quoting him in vane....there will be consequences if you are!