[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Listen, friend, I don't know why you'd be tooling around in a little Fiat Tulip, but this is a '67 Impala:




Any time you want to reclaim your manhood, let me know and I can sell you one. I'll arrange freight to Europe and everything.

I'm not one to encourage premarital sex, but a car like this is what's known as a "panty dropper," especially in the impoverished, third-world hellhole you live in.

If you think the desperate Latvian and Kraut girls were "receptive" to triumphant American GI's after WWII, you ain't seen nothing yet.


I got my eye on a nice fixer-upper that would be perfect for you. It's a collector's item, of course, but I think I can get it to you for just under $60,000 USD, and that's including shipping and socialist taxes in your queer land.

Let's make this happen!

That is nice of you, but I have to drive my Fiat as my own punishment and Hell on earth.

JHL.
Jesus love to all.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

How can you speak in this forum woman?

Quite easily. Watch....

It's so wrong and I can't imagine why your husband let you do it unless he need to be castrated. I think they call the result a smootie.
I vomit for Jesus in your name to save you.

JHL.
My ears bleed from the voice of a woman.

You think you car rattle me with insults and threats, but you don't know what I know...

HE HAS RISEN!

CHRIST IS ALIVE!

HE IS ALIVE IN ME!

I have been made a new creature in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17)! My creation is perfect and incorruptible (1 Peter 1:23)! I have been made an adopted daughter to the King (2 Corinthians 6:18)! And I have been commanded to help take back the Seven Mountains of Cultural Influence in America for Christ!

• Arts and Entertainment
• Business
• Education
• Family
• Government
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• Religion

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

What grade are you in, dear?

Seventh?
Eighth?

How can you speak in this forum woman?
It's so wrong and I can't imagine why your husband let you do it unless he need to be castrated. I think they call the result a smootie.
I vomit for Jesus in your name to save you.

JHL.
My ears bleed from the voice of a woman.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Listen, friend, I don't know why you'd be tooling around in a little Fiat Tulip, but this is a '67 Impala:




Any time you want to reclaim your manhood, let me know and I can sell you one. I'll arrange freight to Europe and everything.

I'm not one to encourage premarital sex, but a car like this is what's known as a "panty dropper," especially in the impoverished, third-world hellhole you live in.

If you think the desperate Latvian and Kraut girls were "receptive" to triumphant American GI's after WWII, you ain't seen nothing yet.


I got my eye on a nice fixer-upper that would be perfect for you. It's a collector's item, of course, but I think I can get it to you for just under $60,000 USD, and that's including shipping and socialist taxes in your queer land.

Let's make this happen!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I thought this WAS a Christian forum; but it looks so gay I'm are going to puke.
Even yours avatar is blinking and smiling and you call yourself a stud! How gay is that?
I was expecting a clean forum without any fornication with the devil.
I hope I got it all wrong but this is scarry when the main focus must be our love to Jesus.

JHL
i pray for you.

What grade are you in, dear?

Seventh?
Eighth?

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Dear foreiner:

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not an eskimo breeding ground.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

I thought this WAS a Christian forum; but it looks so gay I'm are going to puke.
Even yours avatar is blinking and smiling and you call yourself a stud! How gay is that?
I was expecting a clean forum without any fornication with the devil.
I hope I got it all wrong but this is scarry when the main focus must be our love to Jesus.

JHL
i pray for you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Dear foreiner:

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not an eskimo breeding ground.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Didymus Much]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

...My own car is a Fiat Qubo...

Uh oh.

Tell me you at least have it rolling coal.

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

1) No.
and
2) Yes.

JHL.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

I'm Danish...
JHL.

I noticed that you are signing your posts JHL. Is that short for J. Hvidtved Larsen or does it have some other significance?

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Hey pal, as a True Christian Hot Rodder, I am excited about your username. Most of what you posted confuses me, but perhaps I just don't understand foreign cultures.

Anyway, what engine you running? You strike me as a big block kinda guy.

My username is a tribute to Sam and Dean and there fight against the devil.
My own car is a Fiat Qubo.

I'm Danish and my goal is to make Denmark the land of the reborn Christ.

JHL.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

Hey pal, as a True Christian Hot Rodder, I am excited about your username. Most of what you posted confuses me, but perhaps I just don't understand foreign cultures.

Anyway, what engine you running? You strike me as a big block kinda guy.

[Impala 67]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

One thing I found so good in yours forum is your Godly intolerance.
It makes me feel fear when I speak and flames licking my back.
Just the way it has to be If you want to be a good pawn in Gods game.

You are all so much closer to Heaven than I.

JHL.

Let his eyes follow you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

No; Seven. Rest is also work.

Yeah that's some retard logic there my friend. Go back and read Genesis 2:2-3 and reconcile it with your statement above.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

No; Seven. Rest is also work.

And my favorite quote? That must be: Mark 6:51

The passage reads,

And he went up unto them into the ship; and the wind ceased:
and they were sore amazed in themselves beyond measure, and wondered.

Isn't that just so much more eloquent? Doesn't it just sound like the Angels themselves are singing about ?

sigh

Anyway, welcome to our forum, dear. You seem a bit ready for a fight, but we're not here to fight or debate. We're here to praise and glorify the ! We're here to share the Good News that Jesus died to save those of Us He loves because we fear and obey Him appropriately. I hope you'll join us!