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  • Impala 67
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Listen, friend, I don't know why you'd be tooling around in a little Fiat Tulip, but this is a '67 Impala:




    Any time you want to reclaim your manhood, let me know and I can sell you one. I'll arrange freight to Europe and everything.

    I'm not one to encourage premarital sex, but a car like this is what's known as a "panty dropper," especially in the impoverished, third-world hellhole you live in.

    If you think the desperate Latvian and Kraut girls were "receptive" to triumphant American GI's after WWII, you ain't seen nothing yet.


    I got my eye on a nice fixer-upper that would be perfect for you. It's a collector's item, of course, but I think I can get it to you for just under $60,000 USD, and that's including shipping and socialist taxes in your queer land.

    Let's make this happen!
    That is nice of you, but I have to drive my Fiat as my own punishment and Hell on earth.

    JHL.
    Jesus love to all.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Impala 67 View Post
    How can you speak in this forum woman?
    Quite easily. Watch....

    Originally posted by Impala 67 View Post
    It's so wrong and I can't imagine why your husband let you do it unless he need to be castrated. I think they call the result a smootie.
    I vomit for Jesus in your name to save you.

    JHL.
    My ears bleed from the voice of a woman.
    You think you car rattle me with insults and threats, but you don't know what I know...

    HE HAS RISEN!

    CHRIST IS ALIVE!

    HE IS ALIVE IN ME!


    I have been made a new creature in Christ (2 Corinthians 5:17)! My creation is perfect and incorruptible (1 Peter 1:23)! I have been made an adopted daughter to the King (2 Corinthians 6:18)! And I have been commanded to help take back the Seven Mountains of Cultural Influence in America for Christ!
    • Arts and Entertainment
    • Business
    • Education
    • Family
    • Government
    • Media
    • Religion

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  • Impala 67
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    What grade are you in, dear?

    Seventh?
    Eighth?
    How can you speak in this forum woman?
    It's so wrong and I can't imagine why your husband let you do it unless he need to be castrated. I think they call the result a smootie.
    I vomit for Jesus in your name to save you.

    JHL.
    My ears bleed from the voice of a woman.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Listen, friend, I don't know why you'd be tooling around in a little Fiat Tulip, but this is a '67 Impala:




    Any time you want to reclaim your manhood, let me know and I can sell you one. I'll arrange freight to Europe and everything.

    I'm not one to encourage premarital sex, but a car like this is what's known as a "panty dropper," especially in the impoverished, third-world hellhole you live in.

    If you think the desperate Latvian and Kraut girls were "receptive" to triumphant American GI's after WWII, you ain't seen nothing yet.


    I got my eye on a nice fixer-upper that would be perfect for you. It's a collector's item, of course, but I think I can get it to you for just under $60,000 USD, and that's including shipping and socialist taxes in your queer land.

    Let's make this happen!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Impala 67 View Post
    I thought this WAS a Christian forum; but it looks so gay I'm are going to puke.
    Even yours avatar is blinking and smiling and you call yourself a stud! How gay is that?
    I was expecting a clean forum without any fornication with the devil.
    I hope I got it all wrong but this is scarry when the main focus must be our love to Jesus.

    JHL
    i pray for you.
    What grade are you in, dear?

    Seventh?
    Eighth?

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  • Impala 67
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Dear foreiner:

    Why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not an eskimo breeding ground.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    I thought this WAS a Christian forum; but it looks so gay I'm are going to puke.
    Even yours avatar is blinking and smiling and you call yourself a stud! How gay is that?
    I was expecting a clean forum without any fornication with the devil.
    I hope I got it all wrong but this is scarry when the main focus must be our love to Jesus.

    JHL
    i pray for you.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Dear foreiner:

    Why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not an eskimo breeding ground.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Impala 67 View Post
    ...My own car is a Fiat Qubo...
    Uh oh.

    Tell me you at least have it rolling coal.

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  • Impala 67
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    1) No.
    and
    2) Yes.

    JHL.

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Impala 67 View Post
    I'm Danish...
    JHL.
    I noticed that you are signing your posts JHL. Is that short for J. Hvidtved Larsen or does it have some other significance?

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  • Impala 67
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Hey pal, as a True Christian Hot Rodder, I am excited about your username. Most of what you posted confuses me, but perhaps I just don't understand foreign cultures.

    Anyway, what engine you running? You strike me as a big block kinda guy.
    My username is a tribute to Sam and Dean and there fight against the devil.
    My own car is a Fiat Qubo.

    I'm Danish and my goal is to make Denmark the land of the reborn Christ.

    JHL.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Hey pal, as a True Christian Hot Rodder, I am excited about your username. Most of what you posted confuses me, but perhaps I just don't understand foreign cultures.

    Anyway, what engine you running? You strike me as a big block kinda guy.

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  • Impala 67
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    One thing I found so good in yours forum is your Godly intolerance.
    It makes me feel fear when I speak and flames licking my back.
    Just the way it has to be If you want to be a good pawn in Gods game.

    You are all so much closer to Heaven than I.

    JHL.

    Let his eyes follow you.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Impala 67 View Post
    No; Seven. Rest is also work.


    Yeah that's some retard logic there my friend. Go back and read Genesis 2:2-3 and reconcile it with your statement above.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two.

    Originally posted by Impala 67 View Post
    No; Seven. Rest is also work.

    And my favorite quote? That must be: Mark 6:51
    The passage reads,

    And he went up unto them into the ship; and the wind ceased:
    and they were sore amazed in themselves beyond measure, and wondered.


    Isn't that just so much more eloquent? Doesn't it just sound like the Angels themselves are singing about ?

    sigh

    Anyway, welcome to our forum, dear. You seem a bit ready for a fight, but we're not here to fight or debate. We're here to praise and glorify the ! We're here to share the Good News that Jesus died to save those of Us He loves because we fear and obey Him appropriately. I hope you'll join us!

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