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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    Thank you Billy Bob, I have done my best to suppress my savage Gauatemalan/Mayan Indian urges, as i have done my best to disassociate with my catholic relatives, i am doing my best to purse a walk thru this temporary life, with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, yours in Christ Miguel
    to God's favorite forum, dear! I shall pray for your heathen family, so that they, too, can see the Light of True Salvation. I see that you're from South America or some other region of Mexico: what a terrible place to live in! I've been there on a mission of our church, and it was a truly horrifying experience!

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    Thank you Billy Bob, I have done my best to suppress my savage Gauatemalan/Mayan Indian urges, as i have done my best to disassociate with my catholic relatives, i am doing my best to purse a walk thru this temporary life, with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, yours in Christ Miguel
    By all means Miguel, cast out the antiChrist Pope John Lucifer. Ascertain that every last shred of his dark power is combed out of your soul by the tender fingertips of your savior Jesus Christ. It is easier for an injun to become a white man than it is for a Catholic to become a Christian!

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  • Miguel De Morillo
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    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    This gives me a great feeling of confusion, dear friend. On the one hand I am terribly sorry for you, a white man, who is cursed with injun blood. No doubt you wrestle with the demons of alcoholism and were probably forced to take peyote as a small child. I am sorry.

    On the other hand, you are an injun who is blessed with a white man's blood, and I am very happy for you. As an injun predisposed to eating babies, you also have the inner voice of Jesus calling you to suppress your savage instincts. You are truly blessed, for an injun.
    Thank you Billy Bob, I have done my best to suppress my savage Gauatemalan/Mayan Indian urges, as i have done my best to disassociate with my catholic relatives, i am doing my best to purse a walk thru this temporary life, with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, yours in Christ Miguel

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    Gregory, I am mixed race having some injun blood, but my WHITE side is dominate, my wife is full blood filthy injun and yes I am in complete control of her, I have two children and I am teaching them to hate their Guatemalan ancestry. I hope to be in a pew praising Jesus soon in Freehold, Iowa.
    This gives me a great feeling of confusion, dear friend. On the one hand I am terribly sorry for you, a white man, who is cursed with injun blood. No doubt you wrestle with the demons of alcoholism and were probably forced to take peyote as a small child. I am sorry.

    On the other hand, you are an injun who is blessed with a white man's blood, and I am very happy for you. As an injun predisposed to eating babies, you also have the inner voice of Jesus calling you to suppress your savage instincts. You are truly blessed, for an injun.

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  • Miguel De Morillo
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Your concerns are natural, dear. Might I suggest you simply sit the children down at the table in the morning after your prayers, family devotion, and breakfast, and have them quietly copy the Holy Bible until you are ready for supper? A child can learn all they need from careful reading and studying the Holy Bible. This is what all my children do, and have done, and it works. History, science, government, math, spelling, grammar, and all the academic subjects are included in the histories of this rich resource. It is, indeed, the richest, most perfect resource for learning humans have! Since your wife is a heathen herself, I might consider suggesting the same for her, until it is time to prepare your dinner, of course.
    Thank you Mary, I do abhor modern science and believe it is satanic, your right the bible contains everything my children will need in this temporary life yours in Christ

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    We do not home school yet , but it is our dream, I do not feel my wife being of guatemalan decent has the ability to teach them, I also keep my children away from the extended family grandparents ect, because they are all filthy catholic, that listen to satans puppet the pope
    Your concerns are natural, dear. Might I suggest you simply sit the children down at the table in the morning after your prayers, family devotion, and breakfast, and have them quietly copy the Holy Bible until you are ready for supper? A child can learn all they need from careful reading and studying the Holy Bible. This is what all my children do, and have done, and it works. History, science, government, math, spelling, grammar, and all the academic subjects are included in the histories of this rich resource. It is, indeed, the richest, most perfect resource for learning humans have! Since your wife is a heathen herself, I might consider suggesting the same for her, until it is time to prepare your dinner, of course.

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  • Gregory Mitch
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    How old are your children? Do they go to publik skool?

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  • Miguel De Morillo
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    Originally posted by Gregory Mitch View Post
    Indeed. I would not say I am an expert in Christian parenting, but it seems you have a good start. Do you homeschool your children? Do you teach them the fear of God?
    We do not home school yet , but it is our dream, I do not feel my wife being of guatemalan decent has the ability to teach them, I also keep my children away from the extended family grandparents ect, because they are all filthy catholic, that listen to satans puppet the pope

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  • Gregory Mitch
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    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    Gregory, I am mixed race having some injun blood, but my WHITE side is dominate, my wife is full blood filthy injun and yes I am in complete control of her, I have two children and I am teaching them to hate their Guatemalan ancestry. I hope to be in a pew praising Jesus soon in Freehold, Iowa.
    Indeed. I would not say I am an expert in Christian parenting, but it seems you have a good start. Do you homeschool your children? Do you teach them the fear of God?

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  • Miguel De Morillo
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    Originally posted by Gregory Mitch View Post
    Welcome to Landover Baptist, friend. I think that your choice of scripture is a good one. However, we need to know a bit more about you before you become a member of this most holy website. Things like, are you planning on going to church, if so, which one? Are you married? Does your wife respect you?
    How many children do you have? Half children or boys? Things like that.
    Gregory, I am mixed race having some injun blood, but my WHITE side is dominate, my wife is full blood filthy injun and yes I am in complete control of her, I have two children and I am teaching them to hate their Guatemalan ancestry. I hope to be in a pew praising Jesus soon in Freehold, Iowa.

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  • Gregory Mitch
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    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    I don't go to Church, Jesus is in my heart. my favorite bible verse is Genesis 9:21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

    22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

    23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

    24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

    25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his

    brethren.

    Noah drank wine to excess, and took it in the ass from his son, which is exactly what he deserved

    I came to find Jesus by reading the flat earth thread on landerover church forum
    Welcome to Landover Baptist, friend. I think that your choice of scripture is a good one. However, we need to know a bit more about you before you become a member of this most holy website. Things like, are you planning on going to church, if so, which one? Are you married? Does your wife respect you?
    How many children do you have? Half children or boys? Things like that.

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  • Miguel De Morillo
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    Thank you Pastor Ezekiel for pointing out my error in not capitalizing the word Christians, as I read further I am beginning to understand the superiority of the TRUE CHRISTIAN, and would hope someday to achieve that level of success, so in turn Jesus will take me to walk the streets of gold in paradise.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    you shouldn't joke about being an atheist , i only am here to worship Jesus Christ, and associate with other christians
    Dear foreigner;

    Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm glad to see that you have learned to speak American somewhat, but please try and use proper and respectful capitalization when discussing anything related to God. This includes words such as "Christian" and "Church" and "Baptist."

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • GOD=life
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    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    But through Pastor Ezekiel's Prison Outreach Ministry, my soul and my tattered rape hole were salvaged and restored to spiritual perfection through the miraculous healing powers of Christ.
    Wow, that is a very inspirational story! It shows once again that through Christ, everything is possible!



    Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
    you shouldn't joke about being an atheist , i only am here to worship Jesus Christ, and associate with other christians
    There is no shame in trying to see the viewpoint of the other side. How can you understand someone if you don't walk a mile in their shoes?

    Waiting for the police to come pick me up

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  • Miguel De Morillo
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    you shouldn't joke about being an atheist , i only am here to worship Jesus Christ, and associate with other christians

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