[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there

Seems like a swarm of demons in this thread...

Demons? These Biblically-ignorant children?

Satan's hiring department must have dropped the admission standards.

[Midge Murphy]

Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there

the things said here, k, im done, officially done

It is typical of teenagers who cannot spell and use umlauts to have a stubborn heart and not to want to believe. Perhaps you feel overwhelmed by a sense of emptiness and do not feel any purpose for life. I think you are in agony. I know Christ can take you out of this state of void and give you purpose.

I really want to help you. I was born a midget but I turned to Jesus and abandoned the midget lifestyle choice. This means I not only stopped ACTING like a midget, I stopped BEING a midget. I am 5' 8" now and can put my own luggage in the overhead compartments on commercial flights (on those rare occasions when I take a carry-on; I almost always pay the extra $15 oxygen mask access fee (emergencies can happen) and the standard $5 seat belt surcharge, but in the Obama economy who has an extra $50 for the carry-on privilege?)

Christ called you to our forum. Please stay and learn. Get on your knees, look me in the eye* and pray with me "Father God, lift up this teen out of his queertitude and into your loving embrace of celibacy until marriage with a nice attractive Christian girl." Your life of misery will end as soon as you walk down the aisle to be married forever to a woman.

* upwards.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there

the things said here, k, im done, officially done

We're going to miss you.

In Heaven.