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  • #16
    Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    Dear Friend,

    It's time to put sleep aside and the appearance of Jesus approacheth again! One of the best pieces of advice in the only text that matters is as follows:
    1 Corinthians 15:34
    Awake to righteousness, and sin not; for some have not the knowledge of God: I speak this to your shame.
    If you follow that one, THIS one will also become a reality for you:
    Ephesians 5:14
    Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light.
    Thank you so much, I will cradle these in my mind.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

      Originally posted by CalmQuiet View Post
      Hmmm I have seen videos of them biting and chewing on the children in anger. . suffocating the ones with imperfections or a nose that was just a bit too long anything that could affect the price, but a bible would help them regardless. I am sure some of them are lost and in despair and showered with hopelessness. I'm sorry about my cloudy wording, it's 2:48am here and I'm waiting for the wash to be done so I can go to sleep. Haha.
      Of course that the Bible is all they need! Sending these women the Bible would bring more good than giving them formal education, giving them homes with electricity and running water, improving their social status, addressing the problems of domestic violence, and solving any other social causes forcing women to sell their own babies.

      1. While secular education would give these women a better way to make money, it would not bring them Salvation!

      2. While providing these women with homes would make them feel like actual human beings, it would not bring them Salvation!

      3. While elevating social status of women would allow women to pull themselves by their bootstraps, it would not bring them Salvation!

      4. While even addressing the problem of domestic violence would mean that women would feel safer and less desperate, it would not bring them Salvation!

      On the other side, we have to praise for creating this perfect bussiness which allows childless Christian couples to easily buy a baby instead of going through the hassles of the adoption program!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Of course that the Bible is all they need! Sending these women the Bible would bring more good than giving them formal education, giving them homes with electricity and running water, improving their social status, addressing the problems of domestic violence, and solving any other social causes forcing women to sell their own babies.

        1. While secular education would give these women a better way to make money, it would not bring them Salvation!

        2. While providing these women with homes would make them feel like actual human beings, it would not bring them Salvation!

        3. While elevating social status of women would allow women to pull themselves by their bootstraps, it would not bring them Salvation!

        4. While even addressing the problem of domestic violence would mean that women would feel safer and less desperate, it would not bring them Salvation!

        On the other side, we have to praise for creating this perfect bussiness which allows childless Christian couples to easily buy a baby instead of going through the hassles of the adoption program!

        If they want a black baby sure.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

          Originally posted by CalmQuiet View Post
          If they want a black baby sure.
          Yes, some Christian couples are that desperate. Unfortunately, the black genes are hard to fight, so the adopted black kids sometimes expire in the process of training them up. It's a risk that some Christian parents are willing to take, though.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

            Hello Shannen and welcome to our friendly forums! Tell us about your walk with Christ! How do you best like to show your fear and obedience unto ?

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #21
              Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

              Welcome friend. Tell us, why won't a man take you and make you an honest woman?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #22
                Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

                Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm hoping that you can verify that you're a virgin and that your father has given you permission to post here.

                If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

                  Originally posted by Jack Glass View Post
                  I am horrified!

                  The thought that you would eat a real crow is bad enough, but threatening to spit it's half chewed flesh at us is unspeakable, particularly at this time in the morning.

                  Is that a Mormon thing?

                  God has made his thoughts on this matter very clear.

                  Luke 12:24 Consider the ravens: for they neither sow nor reap; which neither have storehouse nor barn; and God feedeth them: how much more are ye better than the fowls?

                  Clearly, humans are no better than the fowls. You wouldn't take human flesh into your mouth and, after masticating it for a while, spit it out, would you?

                  No. So, although I'm still learning and not an expert in matters theological like the godly pastors other righteous posters, and wouldn't assume to lecture you on such matters, I think Jesus wants you to leave the crows alone.

                  However, if you have recipes, you might want to share them here.

                  Glory!
                  I'm not certain how you read your bible but the bible is very clear on what you can eat.

                  Acts 10:9-15
                  On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour: 10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

                  How dare you put an animal on the level of man. We are made in God's holy image and are given dominion over animals.

                  Genesis 1:26-27
                  And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                  You have a long way to go before you can claim God's grace son.
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                  Deuteronomy 31:6
                  Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello, Just Dabbling About

                    Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post
                    I'm not certain how you read your bible but the bible is very clear on what you can eat.

                    Acts 10:9-15
                    On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour: 10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

                    How dare you put an animal on the level of man. We are made in God's holy image and are given dominion over animals.

                    Genesis 1:26-27
                    And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

                    You have a long way to go before you can claim God's grace son.
                    Thank you for the chastisement. Of course you are right. I am ashamed of my confusion.

                    I have cancelled my recreational plans for today and instead, after beating my wife for allowing me to post such drivel yesterday, I will spend the day praying for forgiveness and flagellating myself while reading the Holy Word.
                    Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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