[The Lord's Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

All the verses you posted are all very true. Actually, now that i think of it, im going to go through those again tonight in my studies. Going to give them so serious thought.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Mr. Hammer,

May I use this opportunity to wish you a pleasant and profitable stay on God's Favorite Forum. Many of our Brethren have had some slight symptoms of the retard lifestyle but been able to overcome them with humble prayers. In addition, I hope that your username does not reflect an actual tool. If it does, please do not let any woman handle it. Ever.

Judges 4:21
Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.

Judges 5:26
She put her hand to the nail, and her right hand to the workmen's hammer; and with the hammer she smote Sisera, she smote off his head, when she had pierced and stricken through his temples.

Men and women have different paths to Jesus and the women's path should not include nailing and hammering.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Horrible horrible spelling...

I gotta pray on that. Never was a give that Gob blessed me with...

Check this out, friend: 2 Corinthians 9:8


God wants you to spell His word correctly.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

And i to you sister.

Im readin over some of your topics now. Truly wonderful. Such passion and truth for a woman. Truly a breath of fresh air to see that they do exist. Hope to be involved more with people of your caliber.

You'd better bring your A-Game then, boy...I don't think you'll find many who'd allow themselves to be unequally yoked to a prattling simpleton.

[The Lord's Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

And i to you sister.

Im readin over some of your topics now. Truly wonderful. Such passion and truth for a woman. Truly a breath of fresh air to see that they do exist. Hope to be involved more with people of your caliber.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Wow...Completely missed the "teaching his word" section! And once agian thanks for your help and quick reply. Im surprised once again.

I'm happy to oblige you, dear. We here at Landover don't encourage the kind of inbreeding that rural folks often resort to when frightened of the world. I know it can be big and confusing, but we find if we trust in the LORD, and hold fast to His Word, we'll be Blessed! I'll pray for you and whatever passes for female in your neck of the woods, dear.

[The Lord's Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Wow...Completely missed the "teaching his word" section! And once agian thanks for your help and quick reply. Im surprised once again.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Is there a Bible study section here?

Indeed there is!

[The Lord's Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Very good points and i will definitely think of them in my studies tonight. And this is why this is such a great place. Many honest and knowledgeable people here to give new outlooks like that. Very refreshing.

That being said. Is there a Bible study section here? I cant seem to find one if there is.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

...I was taught to be respectful to followers of the Lord. And if you are to me...

The True Christians™ are respectful of other "followers of the Lord". Unfortunately, they've found that anyone who isn't from Landover just doesn't quite measure up, and are, therefore, damned to eternal Hellfire by God in His lovingkindness.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

They still keep looking for others who are (or want to be) as Perfect™ as they are, which is why this forum is available to the public.

...i dont want ungodly strangers trying to keep me and my father from spreading Gods word...

A True Christian™ would be out there thanking them for their persecution.

Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Well thank you very much for the greeting and I was taught to be respectful to followers of the Lord. And if you are to me and God....Then we will have no problems.

Like i said. My church is on my Fathers land and giving an address would just add to our already "PPP" problematic picketer problem. And the Internet is a scary place so i dont want ungodly strangers trying to keep me and my father from spreading Gods word. I will say that we are based in South Dakota.

About me...Well im very passionate about my Lord and his words. I am a fighter for him and will do all in my power to do his bidding and wish. I do have a big heart but when it comes to him i take things very seriously.

And to answer your question about one of my sermans....I had one about 2 weeks ago about how people that are not perfect (or at least am to be) and or damaged physically, are not welcome to congratulate with us. Which is why we are getting picketed as we speak.

Does your alleged ministry pander to illiterates?

[The Lord's Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Well thank you very much for the greeting and I was taught to be respectful to followers of the Lord. And if you are to me and God....Then we will have no problems.

Like i said. My church is on my Fathers land and giving an address would just add to our already "PPP" problematic picketer problem. And the Internet is a scary place so i dont want ungodly strangers trying to keep me and my father from spreading Gods word. I will say that we are based in South Dakota.

About me...Well im very passionate about my Lord and his words. I am a fighter for him and will do all in my power to do his bidding and wish. I do have a big heart but when it comes to him i take things very seriously.

And to answer your question about one of my sermans....I had one about 2 weeks ago about how people that are not perfect (or at least am to be) and or damaged physically, are not welcome to congratulate with us. Which is why we are getting picketed as we speak.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Favorite verse is...

If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over."(Leviticus 26:27)

I was saved then i was 8 and have been preaching at rallies ever since. 33 now and when i found this site i knew ive found like mined people. Who would i email about using some of these topics and sermans for pamphlets for an upcoming events? And to you guys congregate?

I attend my fathers church what we have on our own property as to keep other who are not in the light of God away. We get a lot of picketers also so thats another reason we do it on our property in the woods.

Well im off to read some more of these topics. Good stuff in here. Really would like to use some of this stuff.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. This being the INTRODUCTION section, it might be a good place to share some personal information about yourself. Do you have a name? I assume you are a male since you say you've "been preaching at rallies." Can you share any video from these rallies? Maybe share some of your sermons? Were you trained at a Seminary School? Please share with us the name and location of your father's church. Maybe they have a website you could share with us as well?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[The Lord's Hammer]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Thank you for the compliment, friend! We're blessed to have at our disposal the best resource for knowledge ever invented, the Holy Word of God. Delivered by the very Breath of God to men personally chosen to write the Truth© for all mankind (2 Timothy 3:16), this information alone can provide man with a means to rule the earth come the Divine Theocracy (Revelation 5:10). The rejection or ignorance of which will conclude with suffering eternal punishment (John 3:18). We simply act like a cyber city on a hill, an electronic light for those who wish to see (Matthew 5:14-16)!

Well thank you for quick and welcoming reply! Did not think there would be many women here let alone one that can speak with such mindful words. Thank you again.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Feeling like i found a great place

Well im off to read some more of these topics. Good stuff in here. Really would like to use some of this stuff.

Thank you for the compliment, friend! We're blessed to have at our disposal the best resource for knowledge ever invented, the Holy Word of God. Delivered by the very Breath of God to men personally chosen to write the Truth© for all mankind (2 Timothy 3:16), this information alone can provide man with a means to rule the earth come the Divine Theocracy (Revelation 5:10). The rejection or ignorance of which will conclude with suffering eternal punishment (John 3:18). We simply act like a cyber city on a hill, an electronic light for those who wish to see (Matthew 5:14-16)!