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  • #16
    Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

    Thank you Veronica. I am looking to sire a few children before too much time passes, however, so perhaps I should pass on this opportunity. 35 is quite old.
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    • #17
      Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

      Oh, my! Pearl here!

      Sister Veronica, I am beyond pleased to have read this Introduction needle!


      It is so refreshing.


      I know someone of your standing would probably be embarrassed to be seen with an old fart like me, LOL, but I look forward to our friendship here. I was a little concerned by your initial post, which was a woman demanding respect, but I can see that maybe it was misconstrued.


      I am going to a taping of Wheel of Fortune later this month, do you have any fashion advice for what to wear???


      Walking with Chrust,


      Parl
      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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      • #18
        Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

        Originally posted by Veronica Brentwood View Post
        Mr. Didymus Much,


        That you for coming to my defense. This is one step closer for you to becoming saved. Glad I could be of help. You may not share my faith (right now) however, you are a gentleman and that is always appreciated.
        A note of caution: this Godmocking degenerate can appear quite plausible to the unwary. Often his posts superficially make sense but he is always trying to drag you away from Jesus. I sometimes think he isn't interested in changing his ways at all.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #19
          Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

          Welcome, Mrs. Brentwood! Thank you for properly introducing yourself. It's rare for someone to write such a lovely introduction. I look forward to fellowshipping with you!
          And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
          Deuteronomy 6.5

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          • #20
            Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

            Originally posted by FranklinAndPearl View Post
            Oh, my! Pearl here!

            Sister Veronica, I am beyond pleased to have read this Introduction needle!


            It is so refreshing.


            I know someone of your standing would probably be embarrassed to be seen with an old fart like me, LOL, but I look forward to our friendship here. I was a little concerned by your initial post, which was a woman demanding respect, but I can see that maybe it was misconstrued.


            I am going to a taping of Wheel of Fortune later this month, do you have any fashion advice for what to wear???


            Walking with Chrust,


            Parl


            Brother Franklin and Sister Pearl,


            You both are a handsome looking couple and Sister Pearl, never insult yourself by saying "old fart" . Insulting yourself, insults God, Genesis 1:27


            I'm sorry if I came off demanding. This medium lacks in showing a person's personality and my assistant Arlene has an aversion, really a fear like her fear of clowns, to the tiny smilies. She refuses to use them.


            Sister Pearl I'm just like you. I put my lingerie on one leg at a time like all other Christian ladies except I just have nicer lingerie.


            Don't dress too casual. You don't want viewers thinking you really do need the prizes to spruce up your trailer. Don't over dress either, you'll never get picked because you will outshine Vanna. Wear a nice designer dress and matching jacket with some color. At your age dear, don't go with pastels, it will just drown you out. Stay bold and vibrant like the shining Lord himself. Match your hat, shoes and handbag. Nothing says I'm a servant of the Lord more than matching accessories.


            Happy to be the thread to your needle dear.


            Kind regards


            V.B.


            dictated but not read.
            Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

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            • #21
              Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              A note of caution: this Godmocking degenerate can appear quite plausible to the unwary. Often his posts superficially make sense but he is always trying to drag you away from Jesus. I sometimes think he isn't interested in changing his ways at all.
              Redeemed Papist,


              I am too strong in my faith to be dragged away from Jesus. My faith is a gift from God and God is not an indian giver. Ephesians 2:8


              Thank you for taking the time to look out for me. I appreciate it.


              kindly


              V.B.


              Dictated but not read.
              Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

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              • #22
                Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

                Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                Welcome, Mrs. Brentwood! Thank you for properly introducing yourself. It's rare for someone to write such a lovely introduction. I look forward to fellowshipping with you!
                Sister Esther,


                Thank you for the kind words. I too look forward to fellowshipping with you and everyone else. Have a wonderful day.


                kindly


                V.B.


                Dictated but not read.
                Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

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                • #23
                  Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

                  Originally posted by Veronica Brentwood View Post
                  Brother Franklin and Sister Pearl,


                  You both are a handsome looking couple and Sister Pearl, never insult yourself by saying "old fart" . Insulting yourself, insults God, Genesis 1:27


                  Don't dress too casual. You don't want viewers thinking you really do need the prizes to spruce up your trailer. Don't over dress either, you'll never get picked because you will outshine Vanna. Wear a nice designer dress and matching jacket with some color. At your age dear, don't go with pastels, it will just drown you out. Stay bold and vibrant like the shining Lord himself. Match your hat, shoes and handbag. Nothing says I'm a servant of the Lord more than matching accessories.
                  LOL Dear, don't worry; being an "old fart" isn't insulting, it means we're closer to being with the LORD!!! EEE!


                  Thank you for the advice! I will just be watching the taping, and not participating so I do not have to worry about outshining Vanna. And, to clear things up, Franklin and I do not live in a trailer We have a cozy house, though, now that I am thinking about it, it would be easier to live in a trailer park. Our colored help could just walk next door when it is time for them to work. My, they could be here in a fraction of the time...


                  Walking with Christ,




                  Pearl
                  Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                  • #24
                    Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

                    Originally posted by FranklinAndPearl View Post
                    LOL Dear, don't worry; being an "old fart" isn't insulting, it means we're closer to being with the LORD!!! EEE!


                    Thank you for the advice! I will just be watching the taping, and not participating so I do not have to worry about outshining Vanna. And, to clear things up, Franklin and I do not live in a trailer We have a cozy house, though, now that I am thinking about it, it would be easier to live in a trailer park. Our colored help could just walk next door when it is time for them to work. My, they could be here in a fraction of the time...


                    Walking with Christ,




                    Pearl


                    Pearl,


                    You misunderstood me. I didn't want the viewing audience to make the assumption you lived in a trailer. I knew good people like you and your husband owned a house. I must stress to Arlene she needs to convey my words with a bit more compassion. It's hard to get good help. I hope I cleared this up. If you're only watching the taping, than your attire can be of the casual sort but I would still wear an ensemble. Presentation is everything when representing the Lord. Colossians 3:17


                    kindly


                    V.B


                    Dictated but not read.
                    Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood

                      Dear Sister Brentwood:


                      I haven't visited here in a while as my work trying to spread the Good News of Christ's Blood to the ungodly boroughs of New York keeps me quite busy. I was pleased to read your introduction.


                      My mother - a devout Catholic - always told me people in Texas were uppity and vain. Do you find that to be true? Mom's opinion doesn't matter much to me since she is headed for the flames of Hell anyway due to her refusal to stop worshipping Christ's mother and her insistence on bowing down to that nun, Pope Francis.


                      I am an unmarried man, seeking the affections of a Godly and upright member of the weaker gender. Perhaps you know someone in your circle who could end my bachelorhood and begin my time of siring sons for the LORD JESUS. Get back to me if so.


                      COME, LORD JESUS!
                      BrotherLarry
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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