I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Hello to everyone, i am Romeo Rovagnati, a proud follower of Jesus.

Unfortunately, i live in an evil country ruled by Freemasons and Communists, wich is part of the Great Babyleurope. I always pray our lord Jesus Christ to save the people of this evil nation like he did when he made us exit from the evil Egypt, who's people where worshipping Horus (aka the Antichrist).

Peace to all you.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: A new saved soul

Greetings Natty! I am Natty Dread! I welcome you to this website which is for Christians. I am sure that the Baptists who are in charge of this site will also make you welcome but they may be suspicious of you because you come from Italy which is the home of the Pope who is their sworn enemy. I am a Black man who is Rastafari and I know that we are already friends because people in Italy love the Black man. I am sure we will be great friends.


Jah Guide
Trevor

[handmaiden]

Re: A new saved soul

Welcome Romeo. Wherefore art thou in Italy? If you can see the Vatican from where you live, please spit in the general direction of the Pope for me, please?

I wasted years of my life following that false, papist pablum. Thank Jesus I now pray directly to Him for all my needs--instead of ineffectually requesting the intermediate assistance of so-called saints. Many of them never actually existed, did you know that?


Informedly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Phil Ander]

Re: A new saved soul

A hearty welcome to you. We would love to know how you came to find Jesus, what church you attend and what is your best loved bible verse.


It does look like American is not your first language, but I hope you get up to speed soon, so you can fully participate in God's favorite forum.


Phil

[Basilissa]

Re: A new saved soul

A very cautious to you, Mr. Rovagnati. May I ask, why are you wearing the clothing of a Catholic priest in your profile picture? And, on a completely unrelated note, do you prefer small boys over girls?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: A new saved soul

Good morning, Mr. Rovagnati. It is morning here in America, though it must be night by now in the heart of darkness, where you are in residence. I must join with Sister Basilissa in expressing some reservations after seeing your photograph. You wear the collar of a Roman or a Lutheran; or possibly CoE or even an African Methodist Episcopal. Are you a saved Christian or a member of one of those cults? Please submit your particulars, that we may know you.

God Bless!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: A new saved soul

Thanks for the welcoming, yes i am an Italian and i live in Rome.

I am sure that the Baptists who are in charge of this site will also make you welcome but they may be suspicious of you because you come from Italy which is the home of the Pope who is their sworn enemy.

The Vatican is not part of Italy, it is an indipendent Nation just like Tibet is for China. Also, was this a Baptist Site? I tough it was a Baptism site.

I wasted years of my life following that false, papist pablum. Thank Jesus I now pray directly to Him for all my needs--instead of ineffectually requesting the intermediate assistance of so-called saints. Many of them never actually existed, did you know that?

You should reconvert and ask your forgiveness to the Pope. Matthew 16:18 confirms that the Catholic Church is the one true church of Christ.

"18 And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it."

Also, most of those Saints actually existed, but atheists are forcing the Church into believing that they never existed. The fossils should be a proof that dragon (and so Saint George) actually existed, but the atheists deceived us into thinking that they were dinosaurs.

We would love to know how you came to find Jesus, what church you attend and what is your best loved bible verse.

Very good question, i was an evil communist, satanist, yoga teacher. Then, i made a dream about Jesus Christ and Mary, who told me that, if i don't stop sinning, i would go to hell.

The Church i attend is a very small church in Rome, close to a Burger King and a McDonald, unfortunately. Our saint is none else than Saint Sebastian.

I'll tell you my favorites verses in latin (God's favorite language).

(1 Corinthians 14:34-35) mulieres in ecclesiis taceant non enim permittitur eis loqui sed subditas esse sicut et lex dicit.

(Romans 1:26) propterea tradidit illos Deus in passiones ignominiae nam feminae eorum inmutaverunt naturalem usum in eum usum qui est contra naturam.

(Romans 1:27) similiter autem et masculi relicto naturali usu feminae exarserunt in desideriis suis in invicem masculi in masculos turpitudinem operantes et mercedem quam oportuit erroris sui in semet ipsis recipientes.

A very cautious to you, Mr. Rovagnati. May I ask, why are you wearing the clothing of a Catholic priest in your profile picture? And, on a completely unrelated note, do you prefer small boys over girls?

Simple my fellow Christian, i am a Roman Catholic Christian priest. And, it does not matter if they are boys or girls, all they have to do is coming to church for cathechism, so we can spread God's word and love. Unfortunately, our country is losing his Christianity because of mass integration of Muslims, Protestants and Atheists.

Good morning, Mr. Rovagnati. It is morning here in America, though it must be night by now in the heart of darkness, where you are in residence. I must join with Sister Basilissa in expressing some reservations after seeing your photograph. You wear the collar of a Roman or a Lutheran; or possibly CoE or even an African Methodist Episcopal. Are you a saved Christian or a member of one of those cults? Please submit your particulars, that we may know you.

God Bless!

As i said before i am a Roman Catholic Christian priest. I could never follow those Luther and Calvin worshippers. I'm sure that i am saved, but that is something that is up to our god.

May God bless you all.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: A new saved soul

i am an Italian and i live in Rome... i was an evil communist, satanist, yoga teacher... i am a Roman Catholic Christian priest.

Hell awaits.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: A new saved soul

Hell awaits.

Nope, because our Pope Saint John Paul II removed Hell, so everyone who are not Roman Catholic will directly go to Heaven.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: A new saved soul

Nope, because our Pope Saint John Paul II removed Hell, so everyone who are not Roman Catholic will directly go to Heaven.

We are well used to the fallacy of Roman doctrine which puts the Roman Pope into direct contact with God, but this is a new twist. If I am interpreting your misuse of American correctly, you are saying that your Pope eliminated Hell. Do you idol worshippers now believe that the Pope is a sort of co-god? Do you really believe that your chief statue worshipper can undo the works of Almighty God? How can you call yourself Christian when you utter such blasphemies?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: A new saved soul

We are well used to the fallacy of Roman doctrine which puts the Roman Pope into direct contact with God, but this is a new twist.

It's not just Roman Catholicism, it's True Christianity™. Jesus choose Peter as his substitute during his absence. Peter then founded the Roman Bishopric to succed him. The Rome Bishops became the Rome Patriarchs and then the Popes.

If I am interpreting your misuse of American correctly, you are saying that your Pope eliminated Hell.

Correct. He clearly said that even non-Catholics who follow false or schismatics doctrines have a bound with Jesus and they will always go to Heaven.

Do you idol worshippers now believe that the Pope is a sort of co-god? Do you really believe that your chief statue worshipper can undo the works of Almighty God? How can you call yourself Christian when you utter such blasphemies?

Our Church explicitaly condems idolatry. We are aware that those images does not really represents Jesus and we do not use them to worship him. As all the rest you said, read again what i wrote up there.

You'd better repent, Saint Malachy prophecy is coming closer. I, and the kids of the oratory will pray for you.

Amen.

[Basilissa]

Re: A new saved soul

The Vatican is not part of Italy, it is an indipendent Nation just like Tibet is for China.

So.... it used to be independent but then it was brutally taken over by the military? Either you don't know much abut Tibet, sweetie, or there have been some recent developments in Europe which I am unaware about. The latter seems quite plausible, as the news in our Godly country do not cover things that happen in Europe.

You should reconvert and ask your forgiveness to the Pope. Matthew 16:18 confirms that the Catholic Church is the one true church of Christ.

"18 And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it."

1. We use King James Bible here.

2. How the heck do you get from "you will be the foundation for my church" to "there will be a line of dictators governing in Rome"?

Also, most of those Saints actually existed, but atheists are forcing the Church into believing that they never existed. The fossils should be a proof that dragon (and so Saint George) actually existed, but the atheists deceived us into thinking that they were dinosaurs.

Check my signature, sweetie. Fossils were put in soil by Jesus to trick atheists into thinking that the Earth is more than 6000 years old!

Very good question, i was an evil communist, satanist, yoga teacher. Then, i made a dream about Jesus Christ and Mary, who told me that, if i don't stop sinning, i would go to hell.

You must have eaten a very heavy dinner the preceding evening. Otherwise, why would you be dreaming about a dead woman whose corpse has been rotting for the past 2000 years?

I'll tell you my favorites verses in latin (God's favorite language).

OK, you got my attention.

Why would God favor a meaningless dead language?

(1 Corinthians 14:34-35) mulieres in ecclesiis taceant non enim permittitur eis loqui sed subditas esse sicut et lex dicit.

(Romans 1:26) propterea tradidit illos Deus in passiones ignominiae nam feminae eorum inmutaverunt naturalem usum in eum usum qui est contra naturam.

(Romans 1:27) similiter autem et masculi relicto naturali usu feminae exarserunt in desideriis suis in invicem masculi in masculos turpitudinem operantes et mercedem quam oportuit erroris sui in semet ipsis recipientes.

Electio bonum, amicus meus. (Please do not follow up too much, because as far as my Latin skills go, scio me nihil scire). ¡Bellísimos!

Simple my fellow Christian, i am a Roman Catholic Christian priest. And, it does not matter if they are boys or girls,

Eww!

You just made me throw up a little, pervert!

It's not just Roman Catholicism, it's True Christianity™. Jesus choose Peter as his substitute during his absence. Peter then founded the Roman Bishopric to succed him. The Rome Bishops became the Rome Patriarchs and then the Popes.

Hold your horses, dear! You're forgetting that originally there were five dioceses of equal standing! After three of them have fallen into Muslim hands, bishops of Rome decided to break off from the Christian Church - so if you really want to make the argument that Matthew 16:18 means some line of succession of Christian bishops, then you should abandon the Catholic church and seek one of the Eastern Orthodox churches instead.

Correct. He clearly said that even non-Catholics who follow false or schismatics doctrines have a bound with Jesus and they will always go to Heaven.

Which is why your Pope is going to :

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

[Brock Landers]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Hold your horses, dear! You're forgetting that originally there were five dioceses of equal standing! After three of them have fallen into Muslim hands, bishops of Rome decided to break off from the Christian Church - so if you really want to make the argument that Matthew 16:18means some line of succession of Christian bishops, then you should abandon the Catholic church and seek one of the Eastern Orthodox churches instead.

This is so true. The Papistas often misuse Matthew 16:18. They conveniently seem to forget that Peter founded a church in Antioch before he founded a Church in Rome.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: A new saved soul

He clearly said that even non-Catholics who follow false or schismatics doctrines have a bound with Jesus and they will always go to Heaven.

Your failing cult is so starved for new converts that you will accept people who are not even Catholics as Catholics. I suppose Hell won't be any hotter for that effort. That is the place that the Lord sends all sinners and unsaved wretches, regardless of what the Pope says. We have the same problem here in America with Democrats trying to fill up the country with Mexicans who will vote for them. Mexicans aren't Americans, Catholics aren't Christians and you will all go to Hell.

[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: A new saved soul

(1 Corinthians 14:34-35) mulieres in ecclesiis taceant non enim permittitur eis loqui sed subditas esse sicut et lex dicit.

(Romans 1:26) propterea tradidit illos Deus in passiones ignominiae nam feminae eorum inmutaverunt naturalem usum in eum usum qui est contra naturam.

(Romans 1:27) similiter autem et masculi relicto naturali usu feminae exarserunt in desideriis suis in invicem masculi in masculos turpitudinem operantes et mercedem quam oportuit erroris sui in semet ipsis recipientes.

What is this crazy Moon language, is yon foul mackeral-snapper channeling a daemon??


GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!!