[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

I will also pray for you. Also Purgatory is 75% Biblical...

Protip: when quoting Scripture to support your point, quote Scripture that supports your point.

...See, you've openly admitted that you're not worshipping Jesus, but John Calvin...

English, motherfucker, do you read it?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Protip: when quoting Scripture to support your point, quote Scripture that supports your point.

You must see an exorcist, right now!

English, motherfucker, do you read it?

How dare you persecute me, you infidel? I will pray for you that God makes you the same miracle he did with Saint Paul, who was persecuting us True Christians as well before converting to the true faith.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

[handmaiden]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

How dare you persecute me, you infidel? I will pray for you that God makes you the same miracle he did with Saint Paul, who was persecuting us True Christians as well before converting to the true faith.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

The only Latin that anyone needs is Lux et Pax, because that is what Jesus brings.


Also, no offense. But I think that I am a little bored with you. Perhaps I will go peruse the "begats" in the Bible for fun.


Disinterestedly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

The only Latin that anyone needs is Lux et Pax, because that is what Jesus brings.

So, are you saying that Jesus is Lucifer? This is blasphemy. That is also an evil name. No true Saint would ever bear such an evil name.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

So, are you saying that Jesus is Lucifer? This is blasphemy. That is also an evil name. No true Saint would ever bear such an evil name.

Ok kid, play time's over. Tell us your real name, age, what church you snigger at riding by on your bicycle, and why you've never opened a Bible in your life.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Ok kid, play time's over. Tell us your real name, age, what church you snigger at riding by on your bicycle, and why you've never opened a Bible in your life.

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin. I've already told you wich church i attend:

The Church i attend is a very small church in Rome, close to a Burger King and a McDonald, unfortunately. Our saint is none else than Saint Sebastian.

And my age is 40. Now, how about you tell me where you live? If you tell me i could visit you and teach you the love of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin...

So you're a "priest" that doesn't even know what "Lux et Pax" means.

Just how stupid do you think the True Christians™ are?

...Now, how about you tell me where you live? If you tell me i could visit you and teach you the love of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ...

I know what kind of "love" Jesus offers (because I've read the Bible, hint hint).

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation. One could think "Oh but i've read the whole Bible, so i'm saved" just as an excuse to sin even more. As i see, you did receive part of the God word (wich most was made only for the Jews) but not the whole. Also, considering you are persecuting me, it proves that you have no love. Mother Theresa confirmed this. So, let me have your address so i can teach you the love of Jesus Christ. And if it doesn't work, you could be exorcized by phone by our head exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth. The devil himself admitted he fears him when he summons Padre Pio or Pope John Paul II.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation...

I never claimed it was. What I am denying is your Pope's claim that you do not have to know what the Bible says, or even if you know what it says, you can ignore it, and still be Saved, because the Bible clearly says that is not true.

...One could think "Oh but i've read the whole Bible, so i'm saved" just as an excuse to sin even more...

Only if you're an idiot, because the Bible says that ANY sin is enough to lose that salvation. See James 2:10. It also says that if you sin after you saved, you weren't saved in the first place. Way to logic.

...As i see, you did receive part of the God word (wich most was made only for the Jews) but not the whole...

You do know what the Bible says will happen to people who add to the Word, i.e. the Bible? Oh, that's right, you don't know because you've never read it. Hint: it's not good.

...Also, considering you are persecuting me, it proves that you have no love...

Pointing out your errors and Biblical ignorance is not persecution.

...Mother Theresa confirmed this...

Bwahahahahahahaha. She's in the Bible now?

...So, let me have your address so i can teach you the love of Jesus Christ...

Stop stalking me, kk?

...And if it doesn't work, you could be exorcized by phone by our head exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth...

You mean this guy?
Pope's Exorcist Says the Devil Is In the Vatican

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/chief-exorcist-rev-gabriele-amorth-devil-vatican/story?id=10073040

If I believed in the Devil, I'd agree with him.

...The devil himself admitted he fears him when he summons Padre Pio or Pope John Paul II.

And... what does the Bible say about necromancy?

[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin. I've already told you wich church i attend:

The Church i attend is a very small church in Rome... Our saint is none else than Saint Sebastian.

Which one?

[Basilissa]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Yes, but do not forget when Noah added the rule that the Cananites must be slaves of semites (Genesis 9:20-27).

And who told you that Noah wrote any part of the Holy Bible to begin with?

Also, do not forget that most of the Bible is the old god word. He needs someone to update it.

Wait, what, Catholics decided to change their god? So you publicly acknowledge that your "god" is not the Only True God of the Holy Bible?

Just in case, Jesus is very clear that the rules of the Old Testament do apply:

Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Our church never modified the Ten Commandaments. They always were:

You haven't bothered to click on that link I so helpfully provided, have you?

Again, we don't pray statues, we use them just to represent Jesus.

And Mary (a dead woman) and saints (some fake and some real rotting corpses).

Our Saint Abrahm was asked to sacrifice his son to God.

If you were a real priest you'd know that Abraham was never regarded as a saint, even in the Catholic tradition.

Did he refuse? He was forced, likewise we did as well. I'm sure that those children are enjoying Heaven with Jesus spreading his love, since they where obedient slaves (Ephenesians 6:5)

Of course, what else could I have expected from a self-admitted pedophile. So tell me, how many little kids have you forced to have sex with you using that line?

Also, do you realize if we didn't make our Holy Crusades you would be ruled by the have much more peaceful relations with Muslims?

I've fixed that for ya, sweetie.

Great, except they weren't real witches at all. If they really were witches they would have used a spell to turn off the fire.

How do you know? Are you a witch?!

But clearly they weren't witches, they were Catholic women and Nuns,

Not very good in your history classes, are you, sweetie? Or are you too young to have history classes yet?

So, according to you, it is not okay to make war in the name of the Holy Roman Catholic Church, but it is okay to make war in the name of the Protestant Churches? This is a sin. (Matthew 24:51)

When True Christians™ commit genocide, that is good. When false "Christians" (including most of the Protestants) do it, it's wrong. Why is that so difficult to accept?

Your Native American Genocide on the other hand was arrow vs tanks.

Where do you go to school, sweetie? Don't they teach you anything there?

So, does this means that you believe that Donald Trump does not exist just because he is not in the Bible?

He is a man. Men are mentioned in the Holy Bible (just in case you didn't realize that).

True Christians always have the answers.

Hallelujah! This is the first reasonable thing you've said!

The eggs and bunnies are just there to convince little children to participate Easter. The Christmas tree is not Biblical on the other hand because we don't celebrate "Christmas".

You don't?

Since when? Yesterday?

Also, how about Saint Andrew cross who keeps saving people from train's crashes?

There are exactly nine spheres in Heaven. Also, do you really think that our God would give an equal reward to all people just because they were Christians?

What is your Biblical proof for that?

Because Jesus chosed the Pope to represent him on earth.

Where does that say that in the Bible?

It's one of the two story, it's up to you to decide. Also, you must never say blasphemies against the Holy Virgin Mary, it is a sin. (Luke 1:48)

Wait, what?

Luke 1:48 For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

Our Lord hates only seven things (Proverbs 6:16), so he couldn't hate his own mother.

Also, Jesus could never broke his own laws, since he himself said that you must honor the father and the mother.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Actually i came here because i tought that this was a baptism site, not a baptist site.

Now, tell the truth, kid: how old are you? Ten? Twelve? I bet you aren't older that fourteen (unless you're a really very slow older kid).

So, are you saying that Jesus is Lucifer? This is blasphemy. That is also an evil name. No true Saint would ever bear such an evil name.

Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation.

Where in the Holy Bible does say that?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin. I've already told you wich church i attend:

Well done!

Disregarding the typographical errors, I am a bit more confident that you have the makings of a Christian although it's going to be a long and arduous task. We agree, lying is a sin. Of course, God is free to give sinners inaccurate sensory input if that is necessary for His Master Plan.

2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Perhaps we shall have a common future in Heaven after all!

And my age is 40. Now, how about you tell me where you live? If you tell me i could visit you and teach you the love of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

This is in my opinion not open to interpretation. You're 40 years old. You must have been born in 2016-40=in 1976. However, let us keep in mind what Jesus wrote:

Luke 8:17
For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither [any thing] hid, that shall not be known and come abroad.

Date of Birth
April 16, 1980 (36)

This is in my opinion not open to interpretation. You're 36 years old. You must have been born in 1980 as you also state in your profile.


God hates your actions!

Proverbs 6:16-17
These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

You'll perish!

Proverbs 19:9
A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish.

You'll never reach the (alleged by you) inner circles of Heaven or see God!

Psalms 101:7
He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

You were corrupt as early as in the womb!

Psalms 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

No wonder you are denying the Word of God and the Punishments reserved for sinners as deep down you must know what your fate is going to be!

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I must take back my earlier optimism. You chances are very slim. Don't get me wrong, you still have an outside chance for Salvation unless you've committed the unmentionables (Matthew 12:31) or unless you were chosen to be an object for hate by God before your birth not unlike Jacob's brother (Malachi 1:3; Romans 9:13).

At least you know that lying is a sin. Now you should Repent and accept Jesus and I'm afraid that a confession to an altar boy, receiving 15,000 paternosters, and giving him coke and cookies in exchange for his chastity and virtue won't quite do it. The only way is to actually start listening to our teachings, i.e., the teachings of Jesus Himself as transmitted by the Godly Threads of our Spiritually mature Forum.

It was the best thing that could ever have happened to you that Jesus guided you to register here!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A new saved soul

This is a claim that most Hateists and Protestupids say. Our is a Monoteistic religion, we worship only the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Mary is not a goddes like many of you Protestupids or Hateists says, she is a saint. If she ever was a Goddess, she would have born as that.

Schrödinger's Mary both is and isn't the queen of heaven.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Which one?

This one.

And who told you that Noah wrote any part of the Holy Bible to begin with?

God doesn't have ink in Heaven. And do you really expect he could do all this by himself? The Bible was written by people who where asked to him to do so and lived with him and his prophets. Again, Noah wrote a little part of the Old Testament. Only trolls could say that the entire Bible was written by God.

According by your claim, are you saying that the Gospels were not written by the Apostles but by God despite the fact they are named after the firsts.

Wait, what, Catholics decided to change their god? So you publicly acknowledge that your "god" is not the Only True God of the Holy Bible?

The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church did not change their God. God changed himself when he replaced Jealous with Jesus.

Just in case, Jesus is very clear that the rules of the Old Testament do apply:

Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

The, why your false Churches removed seven of the Holy Bible's Books? Are you trying to follow the word of God only when is good for your church?

You haven't bothered to click on that link I so helpfully provided, have you?

I'm not gonna read an evil book wrote by schismatic who murdered True Christians.

And Mary (a dead woman) and saints (some fake and some real rotting corpses).

And with this, you proved you are 100% an atheist. You are denying that God gives you eternal life.

If you were a real priest you'd know that Abraham was never regarded as a saint, even in the Catholic tradition.

We do not pray for him, but we do recognize that he is our father in Faith during our prayers and song. And again, you are blaspheming against a prophet. How it feels to be a Mary-hater, Luther-worshipper, complete sinner?

Of course, what else could I have expected from a self-admitted pedophile. So tell me, how many little kids have you forced to have sex with you using that line?

Our clergy is not allowed to have sexual intercourses.

(Matthew 19:11-12) [11] Qui dixit illis: Non omnes capiunt verbum istud, sed quibus datum est. [12] Sunt enim eunuchi, qui de matris utero sic nati sunt: et sunt eunuchi, qui facti sunt ab hominibus: et sunt eunuchi, qui seipsos castraverunt propter regnum caelorum. Qui potest capere capiat.

How do you know? Are you a witch?!

So, are you triying to deny that thoose women unfairly murdered by your (true) inquisition were not witches? Are you sure you're not a witch as well pretending to be a Christian?

When True Christians™ commit genocide, that is good. When false "Christians" (including all of the Protestants) do it, it's wrong. Why is that so difficult to accept?

Good thing that you've understood. You're on the good way of becoming a good Catholic woman.

Where do you go to school, sweetie? Don't they teach you anything there?

In our Schools we teach Math, Language, Politics, History, Geography. But the thing that really matters is Religion. This is why our prime minister cannot propely speak English.

You don't?

Since when? Yesterday?

Simple, because we celebrate Christmas and not Christimas. Our lord is Jesus Christ, non Christine Stewart.

What is your Biblical proof for that?

The witnessing of dead people who came back to life and claimed they've seen the Heaven. And Heaven is Biblical. Denying the existance of Heaven is Anti-Christian.

Where does that say that in the Bible?

(Matthew 16:19) Et tibi dabo claves regni caelorum. Et quodcumque ligaveris super terram, erit ligatum et in caelis: et quodcumque solveris super terram, erit solutum et in caelis.

Wait, what?

Luke 1:48 For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

Good girl, start calling Our Lady "blessed" and you will be in no time one of our favorite ex-enemies.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

You're misintrepreting, my lady.

Lux et pax. Amen.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

The only Latin that anyone needs is Lux et Pax, because that is what Jesus brings...

So, are you saying that Jesus is Lucifer? This is blasphemy. That is also an evil name...

...Lux et pax. Amen.

Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).

My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.