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  • #61
    Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).

    My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.
    Good for you. Now go to the closer Catholic Church and confess your sins to a priest. God bless you.

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    • #62
      Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

      Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
      God doesn't have ink in Heaven. And do you really expect he could do all this by himself? The Bible was written by people who where asked to him to do so and lived with him and his prophets. Again, Noah wrote a little part of the Old Testament.


      Not according to any tradition of any Christian denomination (including the Catholic Church). The oldest parts of the Holy Bible are ascribed to Moses.

      Stay in school, kid.

      Only trolls could say that the entire Bible was written by God.

      According by your claim, are you saying that the Gospels were not written by the Apostles but by God despite the fact they are named after the firsts.
      I've never said that. I just said Noah didn't write any of it.

      The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church did not change their God. God changed himself when he replaced Jealous with Jesus.
      Nope.

      Here is Matthew 5:17-20 once again:
      17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
      19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
      20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

      The, why your false Churches removed seven of the Holy Bible's Books? Are you trying to follow the word of God only when is good for your church?
      It's your church that added some extra books, sweetie. God will judge you for that.

      Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.

      I'm not gonna read an evil book wrote by schismatic who murdered True Christians.
      It's not a book, it's a post of mine which states the fact. Here it is:

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      This is the Biblical list of the Ten Commandments (see e.g. this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=commandments)

      1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
      2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
      3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain;
      4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
      5. Honour thy father and thy mother:
      6. Thou shalt not kill.
      7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
      8. Thou shalt not steal.
      9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
      10. Thou shalt not covet . . .

      Now look at this list copied from an ungodly Catholic website (http://www.beginningcatholic.com/cat...mandments.html)
      1. I am the LORD your God. You shall worship the Lord your God and Him only shall you serve.
      2. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
      3. Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.
      4. Honor your father and your mother.
      5. You shall not kill.
      6. You shall not commit adultery.
      7. You shall not steal.
      8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
      9. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
      10. You shall not covet your neighbor's goods.

      I've highlighted the differences. As you can see, the Catholics:

      a) removed the Second Commandment (in purple),
      b) in order to make up for this omission, they divided the Tenth Commandment (in green), and
      c) changed the numbering of everything in between.

      This division is totally nonsensical, given that the removed Second Commandment takes a whole verse (Exodus 20:4, Deuteronomy 5:8), while the artificially divided the Tenth Commandment verse goes as follows:

      Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

      The "wife" is squeezed between the "house" and the "manservant," there is no way that she can be taken away and separated into a whole another commandment!
      I hope this was helpful.

      And with this, you proved you are 100% an atheist. You are denying that God gives you eternal life.


      Please do explain: how is following the Holy Bible an atheistic behavior?

      We do not pray for him, but we do recognize that he is our father in Faith during our prayers and song. And again, you are blaspheming against a prophet. How it feels to be a Mary-hater, Luther-worshipper, complete sinner?
      Changing the subject is not an appropriate way to win an argument. Just admit that you were wrong, sweetie!

      Our clergy is not allowed to have sexual intercourses.

      (Matthew 19:11-12) [11] Qui dixit illis: Non omnes capiunt verbum istud, sed quibus datum est. [12] Sunt enim eunuchi, qui de matris utero sic nati sunt: et sunt eunuchi, qui facti sunt ab hominibus: et sunt eunuchi, qui seipsos castraverunt propter regnum caelorum. Qui potest capere capiat.
      Now, that would be absolutely perfect! If you castrated all of your clergy, all of the child molestations would stop immediately!

      Where can I sign a petition to castrate all of the Catholic priests? I want it and I want it NOW!!!

      In our Schools we teach learn Math, Language, Politics, History, Geography. But the thing that really matters is Religion.
      I've fixed that for you, kid!

      Simple, because we celebrate Christmas and not Christimas. Our lord is Jesus Christ, non Christine Stewart.


      The witnessing of dead people who came back to life and claimed they've seen the Heaven. And Heaven is Biblical. Denying the existance of Heaven is Anti-Christian.
      Again, changing the subject is not a way to win an argument, but admitting that you've already lost it.

      (Matthew 16:19) Et tibi dabo claves regni caelorum. Et quodcumque ligaveris super terram, erit ligatum et in caelis: et quodcumque solveris super terram, erit solutum et in caelis.
      Yeah, Peter is Heaven's janitor. What does that have to do with your argument?

      Good girl, start calling Our Lady "blessed" and you will be in no time one of our favorite ex-enemies.
      Why on earth would I want to do that? There is not a single Bible verse that refers to Mary as "blessed."

      You're misintrepreting, my lady.
      I'm not interpreting anything. I'm just reading what's written. Can you?

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).

      My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.
      Oh, thank you, dear. Your admiration and sympathy are greatly appreciated, despite the fact that you'll burn in Hell for eternity. However, Jesus did say that the poor in spirit are blessed (Matthew 5:3), so I believe there still might be a chance for this little fellow. As long as he (she? it? who knows with liars on the Internet) does not blaspheme against the Holy Spirit, all of his (hers/its) lies and prayers to pagan gods might still be forgiven (Matthew 12:32)!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #63
        Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.
        Mr. Much,You've been here for several years and we've had high hopes for you. By carefully explaining to you the intricacies of the Bible we've almost converted you to climb onto the Bosom of Jesus Christ. I am so sorry that you had to encounter this Mr. Papist, this certified liar. This is the worst that can happen to an atheist: A self-claimed Christian who turns out to be a liar and still shows no shame. This time - exceptionally - I refer to one of his greatest idols, Augustine, who had some useful ideas even if he was one of the founding fathers of the Catholic Cult. I'm, of course, referring to De Genesi ad litteram:
        … etiam non christianus ita noverit, ut certissima ratione vel experientia teneat. Turpe est autem nimis et perniciosum ac maxime cavendum, ut christianum de his rebus quasi secundum christianas Litteras loquentem, ita delirare audiat, ut, quemadmodum dicitur, toto coelo errare conspiciens, risum tenere vix possit. Et non tam molestum est, quod errans homo deridetur, sed quod auctores nostri ab eis qui foris sunt, talia sensisse creduntur, et cum magno eorum exitio de quorum salute satagimus, tamquam indocti reprehenduntur atque respuuntur. Cum enim quemquam de numero Christianorum in ea re quam optime norunt, errare comprehenderint, et vanam sententiam suam de nostris Libris asserere; quo pacto illis Libris credituri sunt, de resurrectione mortuorum, et de spe vitae aeternae, regnoque coelorum, quando de his rebus quas iam experiri, vel indubitatis numeris percipere potuerunt, fallaciter putaverint esse conscriptos?
        And in God's American:
        Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other elements of this world, about the motion and orbit of the stars and even their size and relative positions, about the predictable eclipses of the sun and moon, the cycles of the years and the seasons, about the kinds of animals, shrubs, stones, and so forth, and this knowledge he holds to as being certain from reason and experience. Now, it is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation, in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn. The shame is not so much that an ignorant individual is derided, but that people outside the household of faith think our sacred writers held such opinions, and, to the great loss of those for whose salvation we toil, the writers of our Scripture are criticized and rejected as unlearned men. If they find a Christian mistaken in a field in which they themselves know well and hear him maintaining his foolish opinions about our books, how are they going to believe those books in matters concerning the resurrection of the dead, the hope of eternal life, and the kingdom of heaven, when they think their pages are full of falsehoods on facts which they themselves have learnt from experience and the light of reason?
        Of course, Augustine was also committing the original Papist mistake of partly discarding the Genesis, but there is also wisdom here. If alleged Christians lie about some basic data, such as their birthdays and ages, why should anyone believe them when they tell about the things that matter: Salvation, Following God's Commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

        Obviously, there is absolutely no reason to trust these people.I am afraid that this encounter has destroyed many years of profitable work with you. Mr. Much. This person is a certified liar. Anything he says about Heaven and Hell and Purgatory (he lied about that, too, even within the catholic frame). He is doing exactly what Augustine warned against. He makes even Real Christians™ the target of ridicule by our atheists, such as you, Mr. Much. Of course, we do know the source of these lies.

        John 8:44
        Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

        Please Mr. Much, disregard the false utterings of this certified liar. Do not throw away all the good that you have received with us! I'm also asking Jesus to show Himself to you!


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • #64
          Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

          Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
          Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation. One could think "Oh but i've read the whole Bible, so i'm saved" just as an excuse to sin even more. As i see, you did receive part of the God word (wich most was made only for the Jews) but not the whole. Also, considering you are persecuting me, it proves that you have no love. Mother Theresa confirmed this. So, let me have your address so i can teach you the love of Jesus Christ. And if it doesn't work, you could be exorcized by phone by our head exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth. The devil himself admitted he fears him when he summons Padre Pio or Pope John Paul II.
          No one here is persecuting you, dear. You're being rebuked, as we are commanded to do (2nd Timothy 4:2).

          I'll add your name to my Prayer Wall.




          May the Lord Jesus Christ find that tiny crack in your heart open to the Truth, squeeze His divinely tiny little spirit through to the inside, and find faith at least the size of a mustard seed. May your soul be receptive to the loving touch of Jesus (not in a Mexican way), and may your mind be as fertile as donkey dung.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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