[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation. One could think "Oh but i've read the whole Bible, so i'm saved" just as an excuse to sin even more. As i see, you did receive part of the God word (wich most was made only for the Jews) but not the whole. Also, considering you are persecuting me, it proves that you have no love. Mother Theresa confirmed this. So, let me have your address so i can teach you the love of Jesus Christ. And if it doesn't work, you could be exorcized by phone by our head exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth. The devil himself admitted he fears him when he summons Padre Pio or Pope John Paul II.

No one here is persecuting you, dear. You're being rebuked, as we are commanded to do (2nd Timothy 4:2).

I'll add your name to my Prayer Wall.




May the Lord Jesus Christ find that tiny crack in your heart open to the Truth, squeeze His divinely tiny little spirit through to the inside, and find faith at least the size of a mustard seed. May your soul be receptive to the loving touch of Jesus (not in a Mexican way), and may your mind be as fertile as donkey dung.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.

Mr. Much,You've been here for several years and we've had high hopes for you. By carefully explaining to you the intricacies of the Bible we've almost converted you to climb onto the Bosom of Jesus Christ. I am so sorry that you had to encounter this Mr. Papist, this certified liar. This is the worst that can happen to an atheist: A self-claimed Christian who turns out to be a liar and still shows no shame. This time - exceptionally - I refer to one of his greatest idols, Augustine, who had some useful ideas even if he was one of the founding fathers of the Catholic Cult. I'm, of course, referring to De Genesi ad litteram:

… etiam non christianus ita noverit, ut certissima ratione vel experientia teneat. Turpe est autem nimis et perniciosum ac maxime cavendum, ut christianum de his rebus quasi secundum christianas Litteras loquentem, ita delirare audiat, ut, quemadmodum dicitur, toto coelo errare conspiciens, risum tenere vix possit. Et non tam molestum est, quod errans homo deridetur, sed quod auctores nostri ab eis qui foris sunt, talia sensisse creduntur, et cum magno eorum exitio de quorum salute satagimus, tamquam indocti reprehenduntur atque respuuntur. Cum enim quemquam de numero Christianorum in ea re quam optime norunt, errare comprehenderint, et vanam sententiam suam de nostris Libris asserere; quo pacto illis Libris credituri sunt, de resurrectione mortuorum, et de spe vitae aeternae, regnoque coelorum, quando de his rebus quas iam experiri, vel indubitatis numeris percipere potuerunt, fallaciter putaverint esse conscriptos?

And in God's American:

Usually, even a non-Christian knows something about the earth, the heavens, and the other elements of this world, about the motion and orbit of the stars and even their size and relative positions, about the predictable eclipses of the sun and moon, the cycles of the years and the seasons, about the kinds of animals, shrubs, stones, and so forth, and this knowledge he holds to as being certain from reason and experience. Now, it is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation, in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn. The shame is not so much that an ignorant individual is derided, but that people outside the household of faith think our sacred writers held such opinions, and, to the great loss of those for whose salvation we toil, the writers of our Scripture are criticized and rejected as unlearned men. If they find a Christian mistaken in a field in which they themselves know well and hear him maintaining his foolish opinions about our books, how are they going to believe those books in matters concerning the resurrection of the dead, the hope of eternal life, and the kingdom of heaven, when they think their pages are full of falsehoods on facts which they themselves have learnt from experience and the light of reason?

Of course, Augustine was also committing the original Papist mistake of partly discarding the Genesis, but there is also wisdom here. If alleged Christians lie about some basic data, such as their birthdays and ages, why should anyone believe them when they tell about the things that matter: Salvation, Following God's Commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

Obviously, there is absolutely no reason to trust these people.I am afraid that this encounter has destroyed many years of profitable work with you. Mr. Much. This person is a certified liar. Anything he says about Heaven and Hell and Purgatory (he lied about that, too, even within the catholic frame). He is doing exactly what Augustine warned against. He makes even Real Christians™ the target of ridicule by our atheists, such as you, Mr. Much. Of course, we do know the source of these lies.

John 8:44
Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Please Mr. Much, disregard the false utterings of this certified liar. Do not throw away all the good that you have received with us! I'm also asking Jesus to show Himself to you!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

God doesn't have ink in Heaven. And do you really expect he could do all this by himself? The Bible was written by people who where asked to him to do so and lived with him and his prophets. Again, Noah wrote a little part of the Old Testament.

Not according to any tradition of any Christian denomination (including the Catholic Church). The oldest parts of the Holy Bible are ascribed to Moses.

Stay in school, kid.

Only trolls could say that the entire Bible was written by God.

According by your claim, are you saying that the Gospels were not written by the Apostles but by God despite the fact they are named after the firsts.

I've never said that. I just said Noah didn't write any of it.

The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church did not change their God. God changed himself when he replaced Jealous with Jesus.

Nope.

Here is Matthew 5:17-20 once again:
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

The, why your false Churches removed seven of the Holy Bible's Books? Are you trying to follow the word of God only when is good for your church?

It's your church that added some extra books, sweetie. God will judge you for that.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.

I'm not gonna read an evil book wrote by schismatic who murdered True Christians.

It's not a book, it's a post of mine which states the fact. Here it is:

This is the Biblical list of the Ten Commandments (see e.g. this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=commandments)

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain;
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother:
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet . . .

Now look at this list copied from an ungodly Catholic website (http://www.beginningcatholic.com/cat...mandments.html)

1. I am the LORD your God. You shall worship the Lord your God and Him only shall you serve.
2. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
3. Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.
4. Honor your father and your mother.
5. You shall not kill.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
7. You shall not steal.
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's goods.

I've highlighted the differences. As you can see, the Catholics:

a) removed the Second Commandment (in purple),
b) in order to make up for this omission, they divided the Tenth Commandment (in green), and
c) changed the numbering of everything in between.

This division is totally nonsensical, given that the removed Second Commandment takes a whole verse (Exodus 20:4, Deuteronomy 5:8), while the artificially divided the Tenth Commandment verse goes as follows:

Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

The "wife" is squeezed between the "house" and the "manservant," there is no way that she can be taken away and separated into a whole another commandment!

I hope this was helpful.

And with this, you proved you are 100% an atheist. You are denying that God gives you eternal life.

Please do explain: how is following the Holy Bible an atheistic behavior?

We do not pray for him, but we do recognize that he is our father in Faith during our prayers and song. And again, you are blaspheming against a prophet. How it feels to be a Mary-hater, Luther-worshipper, complete sinner?

Changing the subject is not an appropriate way to win an argument. Just admit that you were wrong, sweetie!

Our clergy is not allowed to have sexual intercourses.

(Matthew 19:11-12) [11] Qui dixit illis: Non omnes capiunt verbum istud, sed quibus datum est. [12] Sunt enim eunuchi, qui de matris utero sic nati sunt: et sunt eunuchi, qui facti sunt ab hominibus: et sunt eunuchi, qui seipsos castraverunt propter regnum caelorum. Qui potest capere capiat.

Now, that would be absolutely perfect! If you castrated all of your clergy, all of the child molestations would stop immediately!

Where can I sign a petition to castrate all of the Catholic priests? I want it and I want it NOW!!!

In our Schools we teach learn Math, Language, Politics, History, Geography. But the thing that really matters is Religion.

I've fixed that for you, kid!

Simple, because we celebrate Christmas and not Christimas. Our lord is Jesus Christ, non Christine Stewart.

The witnessing of dead people who came back to life and claimed they've seen the Heaven. And Heaven is Biblical. Denying the existance of Heaven is Anti-Christian.

Again, changing the subject is not a way to win an argument, but admitting that you've already lost it.

(Matthew 16:19) Et tibi dabo claves regni caelorum. Et quodcumque ligaveris super terram, erit ligatum et in caelis: et quodcumque solveris super terram, erit solutum et in caelis.

Yeah, Peter is Heaven's janitor. What does that have to do with your argument?

Good girl, start calling Our Lady "blessed" and you will be in no time one of our favorite ex-enemies.

Why on earth would I want to do that? There is not a single Bible verse that refers to Mary as "blessed."

You're misintrepreting, my lady.

I'm not interpreting anything. I'm just reading what's written. Can you?

Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).

My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.

Oh, thank you, dear. Your admiration and sympathy are greatly appreciated, despite the fact that you'll burn in Hell for eternity. However, Jesus did say that the poor in spirit are blessed (Matthew 5:3), so I believe there still might be a chance for this little fellow. As long as he (she? it? who knows with liars on the Internet) does not blaspheme against the Holy Spirit, all of his (hers/its) lies and prayers to pagan gods might still be forgiven (Matthew 12:32)!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).

My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.

Good for you. Now go to the closer Catholic Church and confess your sins to a priest. God bless you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

The only Latin that anyone needs is Lux et Pax, because that is what Jesus brings...

So, are you saying that Jesus is Lucifer? This is blasphemy. That is also an evil name...

...Lux et pax. Amen.

Ok, I'm out. It's not even 10 AM here and my daily limit of flip-flopping, inconsistency, and stupid has been reached (even before I check what Drumpf's done recently).

My admiration (and sympathy) to those who can continue.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Which one?

This one.

And who told you that Noah wrote any part of the Holy Bible to begin with?

God doesn't have ink in Heaven. And do you really expect he could do all this by himself? The Bible was written by people who where asked to him to do so and lived with him and his prophets. Again, Noah wrote a little part of the Old Testament. Only trolls could say that the entire Bible was written by God.

According by your claim, are you saying that the Gospels were not written by the Apostles but by God despite the fact they are named after the firsts.

Wait, what, Catholics decided to change their god? So you publicly acknowledge that your "god" is not the Only True God of the Holy Bible?

The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church did not change their God. God changed himself when he replaced Jealous with Jesus.

Just in case, Jesus is very clear that the rules of the Old Testament do apply:

Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

The, why your false Churches removed seven of the Holy Bible's Books? Are you trying to follow the word of God only when is good for your church?

You haven't bothered to click on that link I so helpfully provided, have you?

I'm not gonna read an evil book wrote by schismatic who murdered True Christians.

And Mary (a dead woman) and saints (some fake and some real rotting corpses).

And with this, you proved you are 100% an atheist. You are denying that God gives you eternal life.

If you were a real priest you'd know that Abraham was never regarded as a saint, even in the Catholic tradition.

We do not pray for him, but we do recognize that he is our father in Faith during our prayers and song. And again, you are blaspheming against a prophet. How it feels to be a Mary-hater, Luther-worshipper, complete sinner?

Of course, what else could I have expected from a self-admitted pedophile. So tell me, how many little kids have you forced to have sex with you using that line?

Our clergy is not allowed to have sexual intercourses.

(Matthew 19:11-12) [11] Qui dixit illis: Non omnes capiunt verbum istud, sed quibus datum est. [12] Sunt enim eunuchi, qui de matris utero sic nati sunt: et sunt eunuchi, qui facti sunt ab hominibus: et sunt eunuchi, qui seipsos castraverunt propter regnum caelorum. Qui potest capere capiat.

How do you know? Are you a witch?!

So, are you triying to deny that thoose women unfairly murdered by your (true) inquisition were not witches? Are you sure you're not a witch as well pretending to be a Christian?

When True Christians™ commit genocide, that is good. When false "Christians" (including all of the Protestants) do it, it's wrong. Why is that so difficult to accept?

Good thing that you've understood. You're on the good way of becoming a good Catholic woman.

Where do you go to school, sweetie? Don't they teach you anything there?

In our Schools we teach Math, Language, Politics, History, Geography. But the thing that really matters is Religion. This is why our prime minister cannot propely speak English.

You don't?

Since when? Yesterday?

Simple, because we celebrate Christmas and not Christimas. Our lord is Jesus Christ, non Christine Stewart.

What is your Biblical proof for that?

The witnessing of dead people who came back to life and claimed they've seen the Heaven. And Heaven is Biblical. Denying the existance of Heaven is Anti-Christian.

Where does that say that in the Bible?

(Matthew 16:19) Et tibi dabo claves regni caelorum. Et quodcumque ligaveris super terram, erit ligatum et in caelis: et quodcumque solveris super terram, erit solutum et in caelis.

Wait, what?

Luke 1:48 For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

Good girl, start calling Our Lady "blessed" and you will be in no time one of our favorite ex-enemies.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

You're misintrepreting, my lady.

Lux et pax. Amen.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A new saved soul

This is a claim that most Hateists and Protestupids say. Our is a Monoteistic religion, we worship only the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Mary is not a goddes like many of you Protestupids or Hateists says, she is a saint. If she ever was a Goddess, she would have born as that.

Schrödinger's Mary both is and isn't the queen of heaven.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin. I've already told you wich church i attend:

Well done!

Disregarding the typographical errors, I am a bit more confident that you have the makings of a Christian although it's going to be a long and arduous task. We agree, lying is a sin. Of course, God is free to give sinners inaccurate sensory input if that is necessary for His Master Plan.

2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Perhaps we shall have a common future in Heaven after all!

And my age is 40. Now, how about you tell me where you live? If you tell me i could visit you and teach you the love of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

This is in my opinion not open to interpretation. You're 40 years old. You must have been born in 2016-40=in 1976. However, let us keep in mind what Jesus wrote:

Luke 8:17
For nothing is secret, that shall not be made manifest; neither [any thing] hid, that shall not be known and come abroad.

Date of Birth
April 16, 1980 (36)

This is in my opinion not open to interpretation. You're 36 years old. You must have been born in 1980 as you also state in your profile.


God hates your actions!

Proverbs 6:16-17
These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

You'll perish!

Proverbs 19:9
A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish.

You'll never reach the (alleged by you) inner circles of Heaven or see God!

Psalms 101:7
He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

You were corrupt as early as in the womb!

Psalms 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

No wonder you are denying the Word of God and the Punishments reserved for sinners as deep down you must know what your fate is going to be!

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

I must take back my earlier optimism. You chances are very slim. Don't get me wrong, you still have an outside chance for Salvation unless you've committed the unmentionables (Matthew 12:31) or unless you were chosen to be an object for hate by God before your birth not unlike Jacob's brother (Malachi 1:3; Romans 9:13).

At least you know that lying is a sin. Now you should Repent and accept Jesus and I'm afraid that a confession to an altar boy, receiving 15,000 paternosters, and giving him coke and cookies in exchange for his chastity and virtue won't quite do it. The only way is to actually start listening to our teachings, i.e., the teachings of Jesus Himself as transmitted by the Godly Threads of our Spiritually mature Forum.

It was the best thing that could ever have happened to you that Jesus guided you to register here!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Yes, but do not forget when Noah added the rule that the Cananites must be slaves of semites (Genesis 9:20-27).

And who told you that Noah wrote any part of the Holy Bible to begin with?

Also, do not forget that most of the Bible is the old god word. He needs someone to update it.

Wait, what, Catholics decided to change their god? So you publicly acknowledge that your "god" is not the Only True God of the Holy Bible?

Just in case, Jesus is very clear that the rules of the Old Testament do apply:

Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Our church never modified the Ten Commandaments. They always were:

You haven't bothered to click on that link I so helpfully provided, have you?

Again, we don't pray statues, we use them just to represent Jesus.

And Mary (a dead woman) and saints (some fake and some real rotting corpses).

Our Saint Abrahm was asked to sacrifice his son to God.

If you were a real priest you'd know that Abraham was never regarded as a saint, even in the Catholic tradition.

Did he refuse? He was forced, likewise we did as well. I'm sure that those children are enjoying Heaven with Jesus spreading his love, since they where obedient slaves (Ephenesians 6:5)

Of course, what else could I have expected from a self-admitted pedophile. So tell me, how many little kids have you forced to have sex with you using that line?

Also, do you realize if we didn't make our Holy Crusades you would be ruled by the have much more peaceful relations with Muslims?

I've fixed that for ya, sweetie.

Great, except they weren't real witches at all. If they really were witches they would have used a spell to turn off the fire.

How do you know? Are you a witch?!

But clearly they weren't witches, they were Catholic women and Nuns,

Not very good in your history classes, are you, sweetie? Or are you too young to have history classes yet?

So, according to you, it is not okay to make war in the name of the Holy Roman Catholic Church, but it is okay to make war in the name of the Protestant Churches? This is a sin. (Matthew 24:51)

When True Christians™ commit genocide, that is good. When false "Christians" (including most of the Protestants) do it, it's wrong. Why is that so difficult to accept?

Your Native American Genocide on the other hand was arrow vs tanks.

Where do you go to school, sweetie? Don't they teach you anything there?

So, does this means that you believe that Donald Trump does not exist just because he is not in the Bible?

He is a man. Men are mentioned in the Holy Bible (just in case you didn't realize that).

True Christians always have the answers.

Hallelujah! This is the first reasonable thing you've said!

The eggs and bunnies are just there to convince little children to participate Easter. The Christmas tree is not Biblical on the other hand because we don't celebrate "Christmas".

You don't?

Since when? Yesterday?

Also, how about Saint Andrew cross who keeps saving people from train's crashes?

There are exactly nine spheres in Heaven. Also, do you really think that our God would give an equal reward to all people just because they were Christians?

What is your Biblical proof for that?

Because Jesus chosed the Pope to represent him on earth.

Where does that say that in the Bible?

It's one of the two story, it's up to you to decide. Also, you must never say blasphemies against the Holy Virgin Mary, it is a sin. (Luke 1:48)

Wait, what?

Luke 1:48 For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

Our Lord hates only seven things (Proverbs 6:16), so he couldn't hate his own mother.

Also, Jesus could never broke his own laws, since he himself said that you must honor the father and the mother.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Actually i came here because i tought that this was a baptism site, not a baptist site.

Now, tell the truth, kid: how old are you? Ten? Twelve? I bet you aren't older that fourteen (unless you're a really very slow older kid).

So, are you saying that Jesus is Lucifer? This is blasphemy. That is also an evil name. No true Saint would ever bear such an evil name.

Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation.

Where in the Holy Bible does say that?

[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin. I've already told you wich church i attend:

The Church i attend is a very small church in Rome... Our saint is none else than Saint Sebastian.

Which one?

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation...

I never claimed it was. What I am denying is your Pope's claim that you do not have to know what the Bible says, or even if you know what it says, you can ignore it, and still be Saved, because the Bible clearly says that is not true.

...One could think "Oh but i've read the whole Bible, so i'm saved" just as an excuse to sin even more...

Only if you're an idiot, because the Bible says that ANY sin is enough to lose that salvation. See James 2:10. It also says that if you sin after you saved, you weren't saved in the first place. Way to logic.

...As i see, you did receive part of the God word (wich most was made only for the Jews) but not the whole...

You do know what the Bible says will happen to people who add to the Word, i.e. the Bible? Oh, that's right, you don't know because you've never read it. Hint: it's not good.

...Also, considering you are persecuting me, it proves that you have no love...

Pointing out your errors and Biblical ignorance is not persecution.

...Mother Theresa confirmed this...

Bwahahahahahahaha. She's in the Bible now?

...So, let me have your address so i can teach you the love of Jesus Christ...

Stop stalking me, kk?

...And if it doesn't work, you could be exorcized by phone by our head exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth...

You mean this guy?
Pope's Exorcist Says the Devil Is In the Vatican

http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/chief-exorcist-rev-gabriele-amorth-devil-vatican/story?id=10073040

If I believed in the Devil, I'd agree with him.

...The devil himself admitted he fears him when he summons Padre Pio or Pope John Paul II.

And... what does the Bible say about necromancy?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Reading the Bible is not enough for salvation. One could think "Oh but i've read the whole Bible, so i'm saved" just as an excuse to sin even more. As i see, you did receive part of the God word (wich most was made only for the Jews) but not the whole. Also, considering you are persecuting me, it proves that you have no love. Mother Theresa confirmed this. So, let me have your address so i can teach you the love of Jesus Christ. And if it doesn't work, you could be exorcized by phone by our head exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth. The devil himself admitted he fears him when he summons Padre Pio or Pope John Paul II.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin...

So you're a "priest" that doesn't even know what "Lux et Pax" means.

Just how stupid do you think the True Christians™ are?

...Now, how about you tell me where you live? If you tell me i could visit you and teach you the love of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ...

I know what kind of "love" Jesus offers (because I've read the Bible, hint hint).

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

Ok kid, play time's over. Tell us your real name, age, what church you snigger at riding by on your bicycle, and why you've never opened a Bible in your life.

I could never tell you a fake name, since liying is a sin. I've already told you wich church i attend:

The Church i attend is a very small church in Rome, close to a Burger King and a McDonald, unfortunately. Our saint is none else than Saint Sebastian.

And my age is 40. Now, how about you tell me where you live? If you tell me i could visit you and teach you the love of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I worship The Poope and I'm trying to infiltrate your Church

So, are you saying that Jesus is Lucifer? This is blasphemy. That is also an evil name. No true Saint would ever bear such an evil name.

Ok kid, play time's over. Tell us your real name, age, what church you snigger at riding by on your bicycle, and why you've never opened a Bible in your life.