[Faith_Machine]

Re: How to send private messages

I am a scientist

I had already guessed from your erudite speech, and from the dignified manner in which you depose yourself, and from your impeccable grasp of the principles of sound argumentation, that you must be some type of scientist!


Now that I've been proved right, I hope you'll tell me all about your field of specialty, and about the research you're currently involved in. Also, please link to your recent publications. I'd love to read them!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: I'm now pretending to have an IQ of 154

Another person obviously sitting in the seat of the scornful (Psalm 1:1). Miss Meme, this is the season of our LORD's birth. Joy abounds and kindness rules this time of year. Here in the forum Jesus Himself visits, we are warm and friendly 365, 23/7.


I do not know if you truly have an intelligence score of 154. All I know is that I am a certified equine gnathologist. This profession requires not only intelligence, but a thorough understanding of taking care of a horse orally - and I would venture to say you have some experience at that. Still, until you've successfully been quizzed on veterinary topics and embarked on a PhD program in Creation Science, I would have to claim superiority to you academically.


What apparently you do not understand since you chose to go down the wide road that sinners seem to prefer instead of taking time to learn more about Landover Baptist Church, is that ALL are unsaved trash until proven otherwise. This is not a membership you can claim just by posting John 3:16 or Psalm 23. No, this is a family of stalwart and Heaven bound servants of the one living GOD, and the only way one becomes a part of this family is through confessing sin to Jesus, reading His Word, tithing to the church, and proving dedication to the One whose temporary suffering and death purchased me a mansion on the hilltop in GLORY. I will sup on the finest food when Christ calls me home; no grocery store sandwich spread at the marriage supper of the Lamb! It is a privilege, Sister - and not one we take lightly.


We are friendly, loving, and kind here unless you are a radical terrorist or a witch. We don't care for necromancers, wizards, or mediums. Our friendliness extends to all who wish to praise Jesus with us and who believe in the King James 1611 Holy Bible.


Now, won't you reason with us? Won't you reconsider your hasty judgments of Christ's favorite folk? We would love to lay hands on you and exorcise you of the forces that seem to control your hands. The Baby Jesus is weeping at your unkindness, but He is willing to forgive you. (1 John 1:9) Your prayer of repentance is like a pacifier in the Baby Jesus' mouth. Glory! I can't wait to see you prostate on the floor, crying out to our Beautiful Savior.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Rev 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: How to send private messages

My IQ is 60. I cannot be happier than I am. The so-called scientists say that I'm "barely functional" They have big IQ's and cannot even follow the simple rules left by God in the Bible. Who's the stupid one?

At least YOU have worked out how to send a private message, Brother Gonzalez. In that respect you are rather more intellectually functional than the person who started this thread.
YiC
Joanna

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: How to send private messages

You won't see many Christians bragging about their IQ.

First Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called.

You should learn a little humility.

My IQ is 60. I cannot be happier than I am. The so-called scientists say that I'm "barely functional" They have big IQ's and cannot even follow the simple rules left by God in the Bible. Who's the stupid one?


But I never new a 154 IQ person. I want to befriend him, but he is so intolerant of our views that I know he will reject my friendship.


Anyway, I have all the friends I need, Jesus and the Landover community.


Praise God!

[Alan Swallows]

Re: How to send private messages

Correction, I am studying for a GCSE in seperate science, I am also studying science outside of school with help from my local university.Please don't assume things. I study quantum physics and chemistry with university level textbooks and some online courses. I also have an IQ of 154 if that helps.

You won't see many Christians bragging about their IQ.

First Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called.

You should learn a little humility.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: How to send private messages

I also have an IQ of 154 if that helps.

May I ask you a serious question? What, precisely, do you believe that an IQ test actually tests, other than a person's ability to do IQ tests?

You may enjoy this interesting article on dysrationalia.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to send private messages

You seem very angry, dear.

Are all atheists as hateful and intolerant as you are?

Indeed they are. Some bottle it up inside. These are the ones who are polite to your face but hide terrible addictions from others in the dark, quiet recesses of their private and lonely lives, but most lash out like this, unable to contain the vitriol that binds their cells together now that most organic life has died. Most of them have Daddy Issues that compel them to be arrogant and condescending. When I was a child I used to pray for souls like these. But then again, when I was a child I thought maybe Lucifer could use prayers, too. After all, God lives outside of time and He knows how angry and unhappy Lucifer would become, why not pray that He and Lucifer worked out their differences so no one would be hurt in the first place? It still makes me chuckle to think how silly that is!

[Basilissa]

Re: How to send private messages

Correction, I am studying for a GCSE in seperate science, I am also studying science outside of school with help from my local university.Please don't assume things. I study quantum physics and chemistry with university level textbooks

Thank you for admitting that you're a kid in high school and therefore definitely not a scientist.

Here's the thing, I tried to be kind, I left kind messages agreeing and disagreeing about certain topics, I was given many infractions because apparently sharing peaceful opinions is against the rules, I didn't do anything at all. I was called scum, I was called disrespectful, I was trying to make polite conversation with people, and they just constantly mocked me and insulted me.

Well, have you tried to support your positions with appropriate Scripture?

[memelord747]

Re: How to send private messages

You seem very angry, dear.

Are all atheists as hateful and intolerant as you are?

Here's the thing, I tried to be kind, I left kind messages agreeing and disagreeing about certain topics, I was given many infractions because apparently sharing peaceful opinions is against the rules, I didn't do anything at all. I was called scum, I was called disrespectful, I was trying to make polite conversation with people, and they just constantly mocked me and insulted me.

[memelord747]

Re: How to send private messages

If only it were ....
A GCSE in Combined Sciences does not a scientist make.
Whereas we remain utterly calm and stalwart in the face of your persecution. Why?

2 Timothy 3:12: Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
Matthew 5:10-12: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Correction, I am studying for a GCSE in seperate science, I am also studying science outside of school with help from my local university.Please don't assume things. I study quantum physics and chemistry with university level textbooks and some online courses. I also have an IQ of 154 if that helps.

[Basilissa]

Re: How to send private messages

You already know that I am an Atheist, the message I wanted to send was directed at you. I am outraged that you gave me an infraction for me saying that nobody is above anyone else, you are a total piffling <<<profanity>>> and I don't give a piffle about politeness anymore, I'm sorry, but it's true, you are such a huge <<<profanity>>> that you believe that you are above someone else because you read and follow a piffleING BOOK. You aren't worth the dirt on my shoe, and I won't try to talk peacefully with kindness anymore, I don't hate christianity, but I hate those who think they are above others, such as you. <<<profanity>>> Thanks for your time
-Your Friendly Neighbourhood Atheist
P.S. If you delete my account, I will just make another

You seem very angry, dear.

Are all atheists as hateful and intolerant as you are?

[Phil Ander]

Re: How to send private messages

I have one last thing to say to you. I am a scientist, you spread messages that make me extremely angry, such as "All Africans should die" and other hateful messages, I cannot stand to see such bigotry from people claiming to be christian. I do not mean to offend, but I do not like to see people claiming that god will punish those who just want to love who they are attracted to. Gay people are born gay, if god is real, then he made gay people as gay people, not as straight people. I know that all you want to do is spread the word of god, but what the people on this site are doing really scares me. I can accept you wanting to spread your beliefs, but I don't want it to be pushed on me. I came to this site because I saw a hateful comment online and I wanted to know why. I now know that you have the right intentions, but are doing it the wrong way. If you want people to listen, spread not bigotry and hate, instead spread kindness and you will achieve your goal.Thanks
-Your Friendly Neighbourhood Atheist

True Christians™ know that the only way to Salvation is through a love of God, and following the Word of God, as expressed in the KJV Bible. Homersexuals can be saved. They just have to readjust, seek forgiveness from God, follow the Bible, and do not perform OR EVEN THINK about performing homersexual acts. A small price to pay in this life for Eternal Heavenly Joy.


There are many passages in the Bible which show that God damms those who get some joy about being a mudlark.


Phil

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: How to send private messages

I have one last thing to say to you.

If only it were ....

I am a scientist

A GCSE in Combined Sciences does not a scientist make.

you spread messages that make me extremely angry ....

Whereas we remain utterly calm and stalwart in the face of your persecution. Why?

2 Timothy 3:12: Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
Matthew 5:10-12: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[memelord747]

Re: How to send private messages

Here you go wrong: The goal for the True Christian™ is to reach Heaven. This means spreading the Word of God, not lying to people about God just to please some precious little snowflakes. The latter might even be risking their Salvation®. Or did you actually meant to say you want them to go to Hell?

Do you not understand Atheism? I don't want anybody to ge to hell, I don't even believe in hell.
-Your Friendly neighbourhood Atheist

[Roland]

Re: How to send private messages

[...] If you want people to listen, spread not bigotry and hate, instead spread kindness and you will achieve your goal.Thanks
-Your Friendly Neighbourhood Atheist

Here you go wrong: The goal for the True Christian(TM) is to reach Heaven. This means spreading the Word of God, not lying to people about God just to please some precious little snowflakes. The latter might even be risking their Salvation(R). Or did you actually meant to say you want them to go to Hell?