[BrotherLarry]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Xenthia,


Is your father selling you to anyone at this time?


I don't think I mentioned that I am a former papist. My experience as a young, healthy, handsome altar boy is that not ALL catholic men are molesters. Some of them are decent people, albeit misguided by the faith. In fact, many of us used to stay close to the decent ones so the others wouldn't have a chance to "accidentally" show us their sinful parts and do other unspeakable acts.


What pies are you schooled at baking? Have you received compliments for them? Do you speak with a brogue? Are you ginger?


I have a large trust fund.


BrotherLarry

[Xenthia]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Unfortunately, yes. There are an awful lot of Catholics and atheists. You have to go to cities before you actually find any real Christians. The most terrifying thing is that a lot of them don't even look like people who molest little boys. However, when you actually do the research into these churches the answer comes to light.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Welcome then, Xenthia. I think that you must be the first Irish rustic that we have encountered on this forum. I have heard that your area is rife with the worship of false Roman paintings and plaster saints. Further, I have heard it said that the inhabitants of your area believe in leprechauns, fairies and wandering ghosts. Do you feel menaced for your Christian faith? Do tell us of your adventures.


God Bless!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Hi, welcome to the forum! You seem to be one of the few chosen ones to get in heaven. The path is narrow, really narrow. And the gate is strait.

If you happen to need a wall to be constructed, I have now a very broad experience. I am with almost no work for two more days, when Donald kicks the nigro out of the White House and we will start with a BIG wall on the south.


Just let me know.

[Roland]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

[...] As for being fair of face, well, I am not sure. People do say that I have beautiful blue eyes that compliment by dark hair and pale skin, however, everybody has different tastes, so I am not sure how to respond to that one. Thank you for the tips on who I should go to for Godly advice.

Hello Xenthia,

As an outsider my comments might not count for much. I do think you have promise becoming a Christian, your ideas skin colour seems to align with Isaac´s, ¨Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan.¨, Genesis 28:1, at least you have that going for you.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Xenthia]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Apologies for the late reply. No, I am not married yet. I am sure that I will soon find a lovely Christian man to marry, though. As for being fair of face, well, I am not sure. People do say that I have beautiful blue eyes that compliment by dark hair and pale skin, however, everybody has different tastes, so I am not sure how to respond to that one. Thank you for the tips on who I should go to for Godly advice.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Xenthia,

If the "X" in your name is pronounced "S", I would change it immediately as it brings sin to mind.

Are you married? Are you fair of face?

I come with a word of warning: Pay little attention to the black man who is a Rastafari sinner. He is trying to entice you to his lair and perhaps find your address so he can steal pies from you, since he travels a bit. He has yet to reject his pagan religion even though it is based loosely on the Bible.

Thinks Design is another heathen harlotess who will try to persuade you to believe in fluffy bunny Christianity. My Lord Jesus was no bunny rabbit. He was a fierce lion of Judah who insists on things to be HIS way or the HELL way. And then there's the little gay boy, Free from Brains - who will pout and whimper because he doesn't know how to follow rules and then gets upset when True Christians(TM) happen to rebuke him in Jesus Name.

Dr. Niles, Sister Etheldreda, and Sister Lytton-Vasey are all excellent sources of wisdom and instruction on things related to our Lord Jesus. He has touched these people personally and given them great gifts of discernment and counsel.

I am an educated, intelligent, manly, well built young man whose trade happens to be equine in nature, headed toward a PhD in Creation Science. Don't let my lofty status dissuade you from contacting me. I am approachable and do not judge others except those who deserve judgment (as I did with the heathens mentioned above). Glory!

We are all friendly here; we are just excited as can be about aiding you in your quest for deeper depths and higher heights in the love of God.

I am single.

COME LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Xenthia]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

I apologise, that text was poorly phrased. I tried to say that I know that it will happen because I do believe in God with all my heart and soul and I wanted to thank you for your advice. This forum is already teaching me so much, and I am sorry if I caused any offence.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

I have just looked the population up - I was indeed wrong. In 2012 the population was 220. It is considerably lower than I thought.
I will be sure to try the prayer, to see if it will work. It would be a great blessing if it did. Thank you for your advice.

IF it will work?

Do you think Jesus is lying when He promises to answer the prayers of the righteous? Or do you recognize yourself not righteous, a sinner, and a blight on God's Creation until you accept Jesus into your heart, are born again, and created anew (2 Corinthians 5:17)?

[Xenthia]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

I have just looked the population up - I was indeed wrong. In 2012 the population was 220. It is considerably lower than I thought.
I will be sure to try the prayer, to see if it will work. It would be a great blessing if it did. Thank you for your advice.

[Roland]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

[...]"To the west there was nothing. Except America."

Hello Xenthia,

Welcome to the forum. Going to the west from Ireland and perhaps a bit more to the north, wouldn´t you encounter Iceland? This tiny island seems to have it´s perks like free hot tubs and pirates.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Thinks Design]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Cork Baptist church is hundreds of miles away - more than I can afford to travel. However, if I keep going the way I am, then I should have enough money by next year or so. I have heard that proper Christian churches are quite common in America, yet alas this is not true in Ireland. Especially on Bere Island. I'd say about only 1000 people live there. As the old saying goes, "To the west there was nothing. Except America."

Hello, Dear!

Don't worry about what church you go to. All Christians find their way to God in their own way.

I was a pagan for many years but I decided to stop being one when I became Catholic (I liked the services) but I had to stop that when I realised that women could not be priests.

I guess you could say I follow my own way now, because I have seen Design in all things and I don't think the bible is the only way to God.

Follow your heart and believe what feels right: God made you the way you are, nobody should feel obligated to do otherwise.

ThinksDesign

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Cork Baptist church is hundreds of miles away - more than I can afford to travel. However, if I keep going the way I am, then I should have enough money by next year or so. I have heard that proper Christian churches are quite common in America, yet alas this is not true in Ireland. Especially on Bere Island. I'd say about only 1000 people live there. As the old saying goes, "To the west there was nothing. Except America."

Well dear, why don't you pray to the Lord thy God to open up a True Church nearby? If you are indeed faithful unto Him and abide in Him, and if indeed you pray with unwavering expectation, then He will grant your prayer. It's a promise (Psalm 91:14-16; Isaiah 41:17; Matthew 21:22; Luke 11:9-13; John 14:13-14; John 15:7; John 16:23-24).

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Cork Baptist church is hundreds of miles away - more than I can afford to travel. However, if I keep going the way I am, then I should have enough money by next year or so. I have heard that proper Christian churches are quite common in America, yet alas this is not true in Ireland. Especially on Bere Island. I'd say about only 1000 people live there. As the old saying goes, "To the west there was nothing. Except America."

Goodness, the distance has increased very considerably since I was there - as has the population! Is Bere Island floating off into the Atlantic or something?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Greetings Xenthia. I welcome you even though I am not an official member of this forum. This is a forum for Baptists who are white people though they allow POC's to participate. I am a POC and a Black man who is Rastafari. I see from your introduction that you are from Ireland and you have a Black name. I have asked many Irishmen what they have done with the Black Irish but I have never received an acceptable answer. Are you at long last a Black Irishman woman? I have feared that the white people in Ireland killed all of the Black Irish and it would be very nice to find some still alive and unkilled by the English.

Jah Guide!
Trevor