[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Help me save my family

PLEASE do not beat your daughter. She will not understand and will just come to hate you for attacking her.

If her soul is saved (Proverbs 22:15; Proverbs 23:13-14), who cares if the child comprehends the beatings or not? What's a few days or weeks of intense pain in the light of eternity? Besides, a decent Christian man doesn't allow his children to shame his wife (Proverbs 29:15).

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Help me save my family

A quick Google search reveals that the show "Red vs Blue" is a parody of video games involving a civil war being fought in the middle of a canyon.


PLEASE do not beat your daughter. She will not understand and will just come to hate you for attacking her.


... Unfortunately, these forums have already come to a conclusion regarding this show... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80202


But I'd prefer you try and remain open-minded about the subject.

Greetings bubbusca. I welcome you to this forum though I am not a member here. The white people who are in charge have graciously allowed me to participate here even though I am a Black man and not a Baptist. They are very friendly and welcoming to all who behave themselves and I believe that many have come to love me for my forthright accusations of racism and anti-negro activities of many white people in Babylon. I am here on this site and also here in Babylon to provide diversity.


I have noticed that all white people are angered if they are lectured and these white people are no different. My advice to you is to be friendly and do not try to lecture these white people. You could wind up in the white man's hell when all you are trying to do is to tell grownups how it really is. Life can be very cruel.


Jah Guide
Trevor

[bubbascal]

Re: Help me save my family

Hello, I am new here and I need help, it is an emergency I do not know what to do!!


I caught my daughter watching a utube video that at first I thought was a harmless cartoon. I'm so horrified I don't know where to start. She just went to her cousin's house to study and left utube on so I watched to see what the cartoon was about. I'm so shocked I can hardly type and my hands are shaking. It was a show called Red vs. Blue. I cannot even say what I witnessed without damning myself and my family. Last week I also caught her watching a movie that had a blue woman with short hair and very tight clothing. I don't know what it was but the tv was shut off immediately when I saw the blue woman and I sent her to bed.


I don't know what I am doing wrong, I really need help to control my daughter. She is 13 years old and I don't want her to send us all to hell. My wife is a great cook with good hips and homeschools the children. We also have a wonderful son that is 9 years old and his best friend is the autistic boy that lives across the street and thankfully does not watch the same trash as his older sister.


What should I do about my daughter? I am considering cancelling the tv and internet to save her from all this blasphemous trash, and the whole family from the pits of hell if she continues on her path of destruction. Please help fast! She will be home from her cousin's soon.

A quick Google search reveals that the show "Red vs Blue" is a parody of video games involving a civil war being fought in the middle of a canyon.


PLEASE do not beat your daughter. She will not understand and will just come to hate you for attacking her.


... Unfortunately, these forums have already come to a conclusion regarding this show... http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=80202


But I'd prefer you try and remain open-minded about the subject.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Help me save my family

Hmm, maybe you should watch her like... more, if her is acting strange, type to me i will help.

You talk like some kind of Chinaman who learned to speak a little American. Is that the situation here?

[Roland]

Re: Help me save my family

Hmm, maybe you should watch her like... more, if her is acting strange, type to me i will help.

How do you think you can help? You seem inadequate even helping yourself?

[WhoLikeChurch]

Re: Help me save my family

Hmm, maybe you should watch her like... more, if her is acting strange, type to me i will help.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Help me save my family

an confession are the only way

Please explain confession and the context in which you are using it. I am getting the feeling that all is not as it seems here.

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Help me save my family

Friend, if the child is already 13 years old and has shown evidence of her moons the best thing you can do is find her a husband. I am sure that there are plenty of able and willing men here at Landover who would be up to the task.
It sounds as if she has a discipline problem which is probably your fault as you have not chastised her enough - temporary solution to this is to give her a few good beatings, in a True Christian manner of course and then lock her in a prayer closet for a few days.


Proverbs 23:13/14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.


Proverbs 22:6
“Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.”


Proverbs 22:15
“Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.”

Great advice.


I think that some of this falls onto the rearing of this little harlot. While it may be too late for Christian Domestic Discipline or CDD I would recommend that you give it a try along with an exorcism followed by more and more CDD.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Help me save my family

I will also make sure that her hips produce many grandchildren for you.

Son, you need to go and talk to your Pastor about where babies come from.

Be advised that when you do this do it drink any coffee or other caffeinated drinks: you may have a heart attack when you discover the sordid truth that it is not the hips but the female lady's lower Venusian furrow that spurts forth the little one.

It that is between you and your Pastor.

YIC

[johnraymond]

Re: Help me save my family

Nevermind. I have seen the folly of my ways. They do believe in such things as the evil of man, and his need for Christ (and that repentance an confession are the only way, etc.). However, I do not know that they believe in any of the things that you mentioned.

After I repent, which bands should I listen to which will support this message? I will do anything that is to the will of God.

After hearing you answer, I will sincerely repent to the LORD with all my heart. Following that, we must turn our attention to the needs of Mr. Keith, that he may and his family be saved from Hell.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Help me save my family

...That I listen to heavy metal, I cannot deny, but it is music sung by Christians (and only Christians)...

Those musicians claiming to be Christian may fool you, but not Jesus.

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

Do they really agree that rape victims should marry their attackers? Do they believe that death is the proper punishment for witchcraft, laziness, disobedience to parents, or being a non-virgin bride that was properly paid for? Do they agree that the Earth is flat?

If so, I'm kind of surprised that they aren't already members here. If not, you really should avoid them (and their music) if you want to be a True Christian(tm).

[johnraymond]

Re: Help me save my family

That said, my listening to metal does not change the fact that I believe as you all do and follow God's commandments. In addition to this, if the LORD calls me to stop listening to metal to save this girl's soul from damnation, then I shall do so with a smile upon my face if it be his will. I will do anything if the LORD commands me to do so.

And excuse my second double post. I've yet to find out how to edit posts.

[johnraymond]

Re: Help me save my family

Beware, Mr Keith. This person is a self-confessed heavy metal freek AND a member of some weird sect.



However, as you have still not granted us the courtesy of a proper introduction, and (as Dr Niles pointed out) you are clearly a weak man and a pathetically ineffectual parent, this may be your only option.


All the best, dear,
JL-V

Do not fear. I believe that, having spent some time here, that I may return to the Baptist Faith after all.

That I listen to heavy metal, I cannot deny, but it is music sung by Christians (and only Christians), and to the glory of the LORD. And even through that, I still listen to many a great hymn of worship to God

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Help me save my family

Thomas Taylor recommended that she marry. I am a godly man who had never looked wrongly at a woman, and am still a virgin. If you would be willing, I could marry her, as I have been looking for a wife for a long time. The LORD has presented this oppurtunity at the perfect time. Would you be willing? Perhaps could I speak to her about it as well?

Beware, Mr Keith. This person is a self-confessed heavy metal freek AND a member of some weird sect.

I'm a Christian, I go to a non-denominational church in Georgia called Refuge Church.

However, as you have still not granted us the courtesy of a proper introduction, and (as Dr Niles pointed out) you are clearly a weak man and a pathetically ineffectual parent, this may be your only option.


All the best, dear,
JL-V

[johnraymond]

Re: Help me save my family

To specify, my parents have well taught me to handle women. I will teach her to follow the LORD, keep her in line so that she will obey His commands, and if necessary, beat her. I will also make sure that her hips produce many grandchildren for you, and that she never even thinks of watching 'Blue Women' again.

Indeed, it's as if God has prepared me for this day.