[Maria-Rosa]

Re: Hi!

I quit reading after the upside down question mark. I know women have a hard time with technical things like computers and cars, but it takes a special kind of dimwit to mess up a digital punctuation mark.


As I have all the house staff I need, I was going to refer you to my friend, Gabe Asher. But now I'm afraid you would turn his vacuum cleaner into a leaf blower by mistake.

In Spanish, a question has an upside-down question mark at the beginning. It's not because I am a woman, it's because that's how it's done in the language. I am saddened to see you didn't take this chance to learn part of a new language, so you can, if only slightly, have more knowledge of the world outside of English. And I don't know how I would even accomplish that Mr. Des. But, I would love to make the acquaintance of Mr. Asher. But, "Adios"* for now, as I'm going to start praying before dinner.

*Goodbye, for those who don't know*

[Esther B.]

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Welcome, Maria!

Ah, that's a shame. I bet you're a pretty one, but I find Mexican women quite demure so it's understandable.

Gale, stop acting like a harlot. The True Christians™ on this site don't need to be exposed to such filth.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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That explains quite a lot, and also reminds me of the importance of building that wall.

As long as that wall is too high for wasps and flies to buzz over, and doesn't have holes for the rodents, we should be fine. I know President Trump spoke about the wall being see-through, so I personally cannot wait to see the technology he brings to the project. To see the Mexicans' sorry faces as they realize the foolishness of their ways and the rewards of accepting Christ and the Republican Party into their hearts will be a sight just short of Heaven!

[Des]

Re: Hi!

InSpanish, a question has an upside-down question mark at the beginning. It's not because I am a woman, it's because that's how it's done in the language. I am saddened to see you didn't take this chance to learn part of a new language, so you can, if only slightly, have more knowledge of the world outside of English. And I don't know how I would even accomplish that Mr. Des. But, I would love to make the acquaintance of Mr. Asher. But, "Adios"* for now, as I'm going to start praying before dinner.

*Goodbye, for those who don't know*

Buenas nachos! Don't let la puerta hit you in the cula!

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi!

In Spanish, a question has an upside-down question mark at the beginning. It's not because I am a woman, it's because that's how it's done in the language. I am saddened to see you didn't take this chance to learn part of a new language, so you can, if only slightly, have more knowledge of the world outside of English. And I don't know how I would even accomplish that Mr. Des. But, I would love to make the acquaintance of Mr. Asher. But, "Adios"* for now, as I'm going to start praying before dinner.

*Goodbye, for those who don't know*

Thank you for proving my point (again) that you don't know much about Spanish. In all my travels in ungodly South America I've never met a Spanish native speaker that would actually use "Adios." As they say, it's something only gringos do.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Hola María Rosa y bienvenida al foro.

¿Cuándo te vienes pa'l muro? Necesitamos mucha ayuda para levantarlo.


I hope my Brothers forgive me for speaking that latin dialect, but sometimes it's necesary to build trust with this people.


I hope she joins SPICS (spanish people into Christ's salvation) an helps to build that Wall.

[Dolores de Barriga]

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Hello Miss María and welcome to this forum.

It doesn't seem to me like you are trying to make a good first impression. This lovely people can be nice to newcomers - but only if you are nice to them first.

[Maria-Rosa]

Re: Hi!

So far, I've seen that you don't care that I'm not Mexican, I'm Puerto Rican, which means I'm also an American citizen, as the Jones Act Exists. Also, out of all of those who have talked to me, Cranky Old Man, Basilissa, Gale, Brother Gonzalez, and Possibly Ms. Barriga have been the nicest.
And in response to Brother Gonzalez I will most likely not be coming to the wall, as I have to upkeep my way of living as it is.
I will be continuing on with my nightly ritual, and will most likely not respond to anything else posted for around 12 hours, as it is almost 7.
To all of you, Members, Visitors, and Everyone Else, Goodnight and God Bless, I will see you all tomorrow.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Buongiorno Maria Rosa,

As you can see i am a priest.

How it was experiencing the Hurricane with your same name?

[Des]

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Puerto Rican harlot comes to God's favorite forum and insults Him and His favorite followers. God smites Puerto Rico.


Coincidence? I think not.

[Maria-Rosa]

Re: Hi!

Puerto Rican harlot comes to God's favorite forum and insults Him and His favorite followers. God smites Puerto Rico.


Coincidence? I think not.

Have Already explained, I am from the U.S., my ancestors are from Puerto Rico

[Maria-Rosa]

Re: Hi!

Buongiorno Maria Rosa,

As you can see i am a priest.

How it was experiencing the Hurricane with your same name?

Good Morning to you too! I did not experience the Hurricane, as I live in Colorado. Surprisingly, the only thing we have experienced here is smoke from west of The Rockies.

[Des]

Re: Hi!

HaveAlready explained, I am from the U.S., my ancestors are from Puerto Rico

If I remember correctly, America owns Puerto Rico, meaning that even if your ancestors are from there, they are still American citizens. Granted, citizens without the right to vote, but if we let all our service and janitorial staff vote...well, clearly not a good idea.


You seem to miss the point, though. God is trying to send you a message.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hi!

Good Morning to you too! I did not experience the Hurricane, as I live in Colorado. Surprisingly, the only thing we have experienced here is smoke from west of The Rockies.

Very close to the Wall we need to build. Why aren't you coming here? It will take only two or three years and then you can come back to your current, sad, life.

[Maria-Rosa]

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...but if we let all our service and janitorial staff vote...well, clearly not a good idea.

If I remember, as it says in the Declaration of Independence, all men are created equal. And assuming all people of Latin descent, or, at the very least, most of them is extremely offensive. Ever heard of the singer Joan Baez? Extremely famous in the 1960s and 1970s? She was of Latin descent.