[Barry Desborough]

Re: Please allow me to introduce myself

And another PM just in! How thick are you people?

[Barry Desborough]

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Spammer: How many times do I have to say that you do not "receive an infraction". You commit them. And how many times do I have to tell you that you need to communicate with me, publically, via forum threads? Just how thick are you people?

[Didymus Much]

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Which of the following words is giving you particular difficulty?

They

believe

what

the Bible

says.

[Barry Desborough]

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My dear, the Holy Bible has all of the relevant answers to all of the relevant questions.

That means, if there is a question to which the Bible has no answer that simply means the question is not relevant.

Which of the following words is giving you particular difficulty?

Are

you

a

flat

Earther?

[Barry Desborough]

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PMer, you need to communicate with me via regular forum messages. You are wasting your time otherwise.

[Basilissa]

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BTW, can nobody here answer any questions? What's wrong with you all.

My dear, the Holy Bible has all of the relevant answers to all of the relevant questions.

That means, if there is a question to which the Bible has no answer that simply means the question is not relevant.

[Barry Desborough]

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BTW, whoever is spamming me with PMs, I repeat. My system filters out spam and popups.

[Barry Desborough]

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The Rolling Stones got their name from a Bob Dylan song, thus announcing their allegiance to Satan at the time (Bob being a Christ-killing Jew and a smelly hippie to boot, naturally opened the doors of Hell to serve his damned master whenever he could). However, the Redeemer was merciful and seduced* Dylan into loving and following Him. We can only hope that Bob Dylan is genuinely a Born Again, Bible Believing True Christian™ and not a fake, thus giving hope to the members of the Rolling Stones band, and the losers who adore them. However, it is clear Keith Richards has long ago sold his soul to the devil to gain the magical powers of defeating drugs the satanic way - by infusing their power to strengthen his lifeline. I only hope it's not too late for you, dear. I'd like to help you find Jesus. I believe He's excited to embrace you.

* no homo

The idea of a zombie being excited to embrace me makes me want to gag.

BTW, can nobody here answer any questions? What's wrong with you all. Are you a flat-earther too?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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BTW, the title of the thread refers to a Rolling Stones number (if you didn't know). See this live performance of it. https://youtu.be/ZRXGsPBUV5g0

The Rolling Stones got their name from a Bob Dylan song, thus announcing their allegiance to Satan at the time (Bob being a Christ-killing Jew and a smelly hippie to boot, naturally opened the doors of Hell to serve his damned master whenever he could). However, the Redeemer was merciful and seduced* Dylan into loving and following Him. We can only hope that Bob Dylan is genuinely a Born Again, Bible Believing True Christian™ and not a fake, thus giving hope to the members of the Rolling Stones band, and the losers who adore them. However, it is clear Keith Richards has long ago sold his soul to the devil to gain the magical powers of defeating drugs the satanic way - by infusing their power to strengthen his lifeline. I only hope it's not too late for you, dear. I'd like to help you find Jesus. I believe He's excited to embrace you.

* no homo

[Barry Desborough]

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Does that mean you're letting Jesus into your heart?!?



He's there, knocking at your heart's door (not a literal door, this used to worry me as a child, but I later learned this is a "figure of speech" meant to convey an idea, so please don't worry about Jesus literally standing on your aorta or anything like that, but He does want to be a part of your life... if you will let Him -- let us help!).

BTW, the title of the thread refers to a Rolling Stones number (if you didn't know). See this live performance of it. https://youtu.be/ZRXGsPBUV5g0

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus wept.

Does that mean you're letting Jesus into your heart?!?



He's there, knocking at your heart's door (not a literal door, this used to worry me as a child, but I later learned this is a "figure of speech" meant to convey an idea, so please don't worry about Jesus literally standing on your aorta or anything like that, but He does want to be a part of your life... if you will let Him -- let us help!).

[Barry Desborough]

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Jesus wept.

Google "Eratosthenes 200 BC".

[Barry Desborough]

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Wait, what? You aren't?

Jesus wept.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Wait a minute... You are a FLAT EARTHER???

Wait, what? You aren't?

[Barry Desborough]

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Dear sinner,

If we didn't have access to the Bible, everything that you just wrote would make sense. It is logical, based on observational evidence, experimentation, meticulous genetic analyses and bioinformatics in many Institutions. If we only had this evidence and the current biodiversity at our disposal, we would have to accept what you say, of course provisionally, as science strives for higher and higher probabilities, better explanations, better predictions but not for Truth™.

Fortunately, we have the Bible and we have access to the methodology of Creation Science. In Creation Science, observations are assessed against the background of Scripture, and if there are contradictions, Scripture takes precedence. The results you so proudly present would falsify the 6-day Creation, the shape of the Earth , Noah's Flood and many other things. Thus, based on Bible study, we know that they are irrelevant and faulty. Jesus did warn us against that kind of disinformation.

1 Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Science offers very attractive explanations but they are there only to test us. God uses these data to divert us from the Path of Righteousness!

2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

We Praise Jesus every day, because He gave us the Bible. If it were not here, we'd have to agree with you. Only the Bible leads us away from accepting scientific data based on observational evidence!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Wait a minute... You are a FLAT EARTHER???

And re. your banner, who said, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross"? Come on. You guys are impressed by prophecies, aren't you?