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  • dallas1981texans
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2018
    • 18

    #1

    Thank you for this wonderful forum

    I agree 100% with everything that I read here and believe I will thoroughly enjoy this wonderful forum.

    Thank you so much for allowing me to participate
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12938

    #2
    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

    Originally posted by dallas1981texans View Post
    I agree 100% with everything that I read here and believe I will thoroughly enjoy this wonderful forum.

    Thank you so much for allowing me to participate
    Hello and to our friendly forum!
    Here are some guidelines which you missed as they are hidden at the top of this page:

    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12488

      #3
      Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

      Originally posted by dallas1981texans View Post
      I agree 100% with everything that I read here and believe I will thoroughly enjoy this wonderful forum.

      Thank you so much for allowing me to participate
      We're glad you are here. As Sister Bas has explained, we need to have you tell us about yourself. This is necessary because Satan sends people here to bother and argue with us. We're a busy group and don't have time for secular nonsense.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • dallas1981texans
        Unsaved trash
        • Aug 2018
        • 18

        #4
        Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

        I found Jesus in the Baptist Church growing up

        I go to Stonebriar Church in Frisco

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        • dallas1981texans
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2018
          • 18

          #5
          Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          We're glad you are here. As Sister Bas has explained, we need to have you tell us about yourself. This is necessary because Satan sends people here to bother and argue with us. We're a busy group and don't have time for secular nonsense.
          I understand


          I found you from a friend who has recommend this place to me

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8380

            #6
            Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

            Hello dear, and a warmish welcome to you.

            Originally posted by dallas1981texans View Post
            I go to Stonebriar Church in Frisco
            That is interesting. Of course, Stonebriar is a "modern" church - our own church was established in 1620. Tell me, is is a KJV(1611) church? And is Pastor Chuck Swindle still preaching, or has he retired?

            Would you like to tell us which of your friends recommended us? I assume that he posts here too.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • Brother D. Thomas
              Not the sharpest crayon in the box
              Cherry picker on his way to Hell
              • Feb 2013
              • 176

              #7
              Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

              Originally posted by dallas1981texans View Post
              I found Jesus in the Baptist Church growing up

              I go to Stonebriar Church in Frisco

              _________________________


              DALLAS1981TEXANS,

              You have the audacity to admit that you go to Stonebriar Church in the godforsaken land of Texas,
              of which goes directly against our Jesus' inspired word in allowing the Sisters of Eve to teach in church, are you kidding us?!

              In the following Stonebriar Church video link below, you have a bible 2nd class woman teaching the other
              women about our faith, of which goes directly against the word of Jesus! BLASPHEME!

              This is "Diamonds in the Rough: Lesson Eleven - Mary Magdalene" by Stonebriar Community Church on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people…


              “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp the authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

              How dare you go to a church that allows the bible 2nd class women to teach, whereas Jesus' inspired word says that they are
              to remain silent and learn from the man as shown in the verse above?!

              You were obviously sent here by Satan himself! "And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray." (Matthew 24:11)


              In the name of the hung Savior,

              Brother D. Thomas


              ___________________________

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #8
                Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                _________________________


                DALLAS1981TEXANS,

                You have the audacity to admit that you go to Stonebriar Church in the godforsaken land of Texas,
                of which goes directly against our Jesus' inspired word in allowing the Sisters of Eve to teach in church, are you kidding us?!

                In the following Stonebriar Church video link below, you have a bible 2nd class woman teaching the other
                women about our faith, of which goes directly against the word of Jesus! BLASPHEME!

                This is "Diamonds in the Rough: Lesson Eleven - Mary Magdalene" by Stonebriar Community Church on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people…


                “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp the authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

                How dare you go to a church that allows the bible 2nd class women to teach, whereas Jesus' inspired word says that they are
                to remain silent and learn from the man as shown in the verse above?!

                You were obviously sent here by Satan himself! "And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray." (Matthew 24:11)


                In the name of the hung Savior,

                Brother D. Thomas


                ___________________________
                *insert woah meme*

                Your rebuking credentials are still under investigation there, Mr. Forum Member.

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                • dallas1981texans
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Aug 2018
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                  Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                  Hello dear, and a warmish welcome to you.



                  That is interesting. Of course, Stonebriar is a "modern" church - our own church was established in 1620. Tell me, is is a KJV(1611) church? And is Pastor Chuck Swindle still preaching, or has he retired?

                  Would you like to tell us which of your friends recommended us? I assume that he posts here too.

                  We use the New American Standard or the new ESV but our Pastor knows both Greek and Hebrew.



                  Yeah I think my friend was banned from the group for some reason, but said he enjoyed it and thought I might like it.

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8380

                    #10
                    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                    Originally posted by dallas1981texans View Post
                    We use the New American Standard or the new ESV but our Pastor knows both Greek and Hebrew.
                    I see. It is probably best if I don't comment on the NAS and the ESV, on the basis that (sometimes, though very much not always) if you can't say anything nice then it's best to say nothing at all. You will find the KJV (1611) requires no Hebrew or Greek, though:


                    Yeah I think my friend was banned from the group for some reason, but said he enjoyed it and thought I might like it.
                    We are a very welcoming community and people don't just get banned "for some reason". I would like to know who exactly your "friend" is.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • dallas1981texans
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2018
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      I see. It is probably best if I don't comment on the NAS and the ESV, on the basis that (sometimes, though very much not always) if you can't say anything nice then it's best to say nothing at all. You will find the KJV (1611) requires no Hebrew or Greek, though:




                      We are a very welcoming community and people don't just get banned "for some reason". I would like to know who exactly your "friend" is.

                      Good friend of mine, we are very close. Told me he joined as bchas77 but I don't find him on here.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #12
                        Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                        Originally posted by dallas1981texans View Post
                        Good friend of mine, we are very close. Told me he joined as bchas77 but I don't find him on here.
                        Then you can tell us: do his ears really touch in the middle?

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                        • dallas1981texans
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2018
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Then you can tell us: do his ears really touch in the middle?

                          No, of course not. But I don't find him on here. I think he was pulling my leg.

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                          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                             
                            • Jul 2014
                            • 8380

                            #14
                            Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Then you can tell us: do his ears really touch in the middle?
                            I was a bit surprised to learn that he had any friends, what with his exhausting schedule.
                            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                            • dallas1981texans
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Aug 2018
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                              I was a bit surprised to learn that he had any friends, what with his exhausting schedule.

                              Sorry, but I don't get it?

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