[Elmer G. White]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Are american Christians really persecuted ?

Yes. One of the principal forms is gay marriage that has driven several True Christian™ businesses into oblivion. This is because the mandatory gay marriage prevents Christians from discriminating against these sinners. Christians know that same-sex nuptials are wrong. Proof below:

1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

God has also given us the right to avoid and guide those who are unbelievers.

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Matthew 28:19-20
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

Based on this, it is persecution if a Christian entrepreneur is refused to refuse service to unclean unbelievers. Q.E.D. (ce qu'il fallait démontrer in your dialect)


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Lyandris Steele]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Thank you very much Sir, I really appreciate you taking time out of your day to explain all of this to me. The differences between the different religions is really interesting, and I agree, what's the point of having "bigger" sins in just one is enough to doom ? That's stupid.



It did give me another question, though.
Are american Christians really persecuted ?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Not knowing =/= Not caring.
Ex: It's not that I don't know about staving negroes in Africa, it's that I don't care.

And I've read the thread you sent me about America being God's favourites, and something is bothering me.
Isn't obesity a sign of gluttony ? And isn't gluttony one of the seven deadly sins ?

Dear Sinner,

Obesity can be caused by various forms of sin, one of which is neglecting Prayer Healing (James 5:16) and choosing atheist medicine in the case of, for instance, thyroid dysfunction. As for the deadly sins, that's a Catholic concept, not Christian. Christians know that it is futile to make lists of sins by defining some of them "worse" or "lesser sins". That's just Papist nonsense. All sins are equally bad (except one) in the eyes of Jesus.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Thus, by choosing some sins as the "7 deadly" the Catholic false religion is once again spitting unto the Sweet Face of Jesus. The one sin that stands out is not among the Catholic list. It is unforgivable and if one has committed it, one can never become a True Christian™ and Salvation® will be impossible. The people who've committed it are always prone to end up in Hell. No excuses. No parole.

Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

In contrast, if a Saved® True Christian(tm) becomes obese, it is not a sin as True Christians™ are unable to sin.

1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

In these cases, obesity, your example, would be beneficial for the Grand Design of Jesus. For instance, the overweight person would survive longer periods of persecution in the hands of infidels.

It was a pleasure to educate you in some of the basic concepts of real Christian thought!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Lyandris Steele]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

We also have better grammar. God is clearly on our side.

You do know cheese is milk that's gone bad right?

For someone "who is here to learn" you are an amazingly slow student. It's almost as if you are French.

Not knowing =/= Not caring.
Ex: It's not that I don't know about staving negroes in Africa, it's that I don't care.


And I've read the thread you sent me about America being God's favourites, and something is bothering me.
Isn't obesity a sign of gluttony ? And isn't gluttony one of the seven deadly sins ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

America may have better leader

We also have better grammar. God is clearly on our side.

but we've got the best cheese

You do know cheese is milk that's gone bad right?

For someone "who is here to learn" you are an amazingly slow student. It's almost as if you are French.

[Basilissa]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

America may have better leader,

Of course we do!! He is the smartest president any country ever had, he has accomplished more than all previous administrations before, and he's not afraid to say what all straight men think - which is that he likes grabbing pretty women by our pussies! I mean, seriously: what woman would not like to be honored like that?!

[Lyandris Steele]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

What, even casgiu merzu?

Alright maybe not ALL of them, but most cheeses are great. America may have better leader, but we've got the best cheese.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

(French cheese tastes awesome by the way)

What, even casgiu merzu?

[Lyandris Steele]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Hey everyone ! Really sorry about not coming back to thank all of you for taking the time to answer, I was busy at school.

So first, thanks to the persons who answered my question about the differences between christians and catholics.

I am really interested in the conflict in your country. Who is going to surrender first, honoring the long term tradition?

Come on, this "tradition" isn't even THAT old. From what I've seen on internet this reputation comes mostly from the Second World War, meaning that most people here should agree with France's desicion since Petain allied with a Jew hater, and most people here seem to dislike Jew quite intensely.

And I really think that the state will surrender first. I'm a patriot (probably closer from a nationalist), and Macron doesn't seem to like his people very much.

For some reason, I always thought French people were cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Anyway, and I hope you mend your sinful ways so you don't end up being raped by the devil's demons in Hell!

The cheese eating part is true, the rest not so much.
And for now I'm more looking to be convinced about God being real. (French cheese tastes awesome by the way)

[Dana723]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

For some reason, I always thought French people were cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Anyway, and I hope you mend your sinful ways so you don't end up being raped by the devil's demons in Hell!

[Basilissa]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

Hello and to our forum!

And my question about your faith would be, to keep it short, what is *everything*. I really know nothing about it, beside the fact that God created everything, and then had Jesus who died for our sins but Jesus is also God, which is also really confusing for me.

Here are a few more facts to clear the confusion: God also created the devil, who then tempted Eve, leading to all of us being sinners (so Jesus was born to clean up the mess); at one point God also got so tired of people that He made a Flood in which all living things died, except for selected specimens of people and animals. That was a lot of drowning kittens, for sure! Anyway, God sends to Hell all people who do not believe in Him (John 3:18), which is a lot of people when you include babies who died in their infancy. They will all roast in Hell forever!

One question I could ask you, however, is what is the main differences between christians, catholics and orthodoxes.

Christians follow the Bible. Catholics and Orthodox believe what generations of their church leaders made up over the centuries, even when these things clearly contradict the Bible.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

I am really interested in the conflict in your country. Who is going to surrender first, honoring the long term tradition?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

I don't think I have the time to read EVERYTHING tonight, as I need to go sleep soonish to be ready for school tomorrow.

There is something seriously wrong with your priorities. You need to get rid of your yellow jacket, stop masturbating to pretty French girls, stop wasting time on school and start studying your Holy Bible. Only studying and obeying God's word will prevent you from burning in Hell for all eternity.

Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

One question I could ask you, however, is what is the main differences between christians, catholics and orthodoxes.

Christians believe in Christ and will sit at His Right Hand Side come the Glory. Catholics are pagans who believe in cannibalism and worship Mary. No one takes Orthodox seriously as they are all old Greek and Slavic ladies who simply wrap up their superstitions in Christianese and feta cheese. They also breed the most homosexuals in Europe, so ew.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I don't know anything about God but I'm here to learn

And my question about your faith would be, to keep it short, what is *everything*. I really know nothing about it, beside the fact that God created everything, and then had Jesus who died for our sins but Jesus is also God, which is also really confusing for me.

Fortunately for you, the Good Lord does not require a deep understanding, but faith. Faith, according to the Good Lord, means believing something before you find out if it's true or not (Hebrews 11:1)!

The short version is: All you need to know is humans are naturally born sinners. Each and every one (Romans 5:19). The Good Lord will not tolerate sinners in Heaven (Revelation 21:27) so He sent His Son (who is also Him, but again, don't worry about the thinking, just trust) to die over the long weekend almost 2000 years ago so that those who do believe can be spared the eternal punishment created by the Good Lord for sinners (1 Timothy 2:6; 1 Corinthians 15:4).

But there's more! People with True Faith™, that is True Christians™ can look forward not only to avoiding eternal torture, but can look forward to eternal reward! The Good Lord tells us what Heaven will look like (no sea -Revelation 21:1; 1500 square mi - Revelation 21:2, 16; there will be only one tree but we won't eat its fruit because it will be for healing of nations - Revelation 22:2). He also tells us what we can expect (no more crying - Revelation 7:17; new, immortal bodies for us - 1 Corinthians 15:42-44; Revelation 21:4; no eating or drinking, just righteousness and joy - Romans 14:17)! AND we'll be so happy that we'll just want to sing Praises about Jesus for ever and ever and ever!