[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Unsaved Trash who's eyes were just awoken

So I was not raised with any religion, from a young age I was impressionable enough to be lead down a path of sin. Yet I was lucky enough recently to have a gentleman reach out to me and talk to me about the path of salvation. I've had to think for a bit to reflect on the sins I have committed. Finding this forum has been eye opening. It is clear that many here are wise and truly know the word of God and the path of salvation.I read what some people say and my heart leaps out towards it confirming that it is the truth and that which I had been seeking.
I find Ecclesiasties is my favourite book because it describes exactly how I saw the world until I learned about salvation through Jesus Christ.
Here's to hoping I can learn from the wise and learned people here.

please read the KJV 1611 in full, and pray.

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Though currently I am both single and not married which carries with it its own challenges, namely I feel tempted to masturbate.

When you say you find yourself succumbing to the temptatious desire to bring yourself masturbatorized relief, what is the precise protocol in such situations?

It’s of the utmost importatiousness that you are as detailed as possible so we may conjurfy an appropriate diagnostication.

Do you employ specialized masturbatory aids or are you able to complete the task merely with your own fingers and a deft touch?

Feel free to record yourself next time so I — we, I mean — can offer a proper analyzation of the transgressionary behavior.

[Didymus Much]

Re: A question and seeking advice

She comes to join and you guys bash her.
How welcoming.

As the True Christians™ are not exhibiting what you consider to be "proper" Christian behaviour, have you ever considered that the problem is your understanding of what Christianity actually is has been warped by a lifetime of exposure to fake "Christians" who misrepresent what the Bible truly tells them about what God and Jesus really want from us?

I'm kidding, of course. There's no way that happened.

Cure your ignorance. Read the Bible. Here's a free link: https://www.biblegateway.com

[Scoutman03]

Re: A question and seeking advice

You make an excellent point Miss Joanna. Perhaps her ignorance of godly knowledge has also contributed to her ignorance of her own age.

She comes to join and you guys bash her.
How welcoming.

[James Hutchins]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Once again, a person come looking for spiritual advice and leaves with our hearts emptied and our wallets missing. Wham! Bam! No Thank You ma'm!
Yet, I'll always be here, my soft under belly exposed to these wayward girls, offing my gentle words for a hand and Jesus for a embrace.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Micah 2:1 Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.

God knows what happens when people can't control themselves. As the morning light is formed, the creation of darkness cannot be overcome; no matter what they do the peace they long for itself becomes evil. All those things are done for no reason, lead away from Christ and (unsurprisingly) are celebrated in The Guardian.

God knew all about this, as pointed out in an earlier post, and has made provision for such transgressions. He explains it this way:

Galatians 3:19 Wherefore then serveth the law? It was added because of transgressions, till the seed should come to whom the promise was made; and it was ordained by angels in the hand of a mediator.

It's so important to read The Bible, especially for single people. And especially if they're not married.

[Dana723]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Though currently I am both single and not married which carries with it its own challenges, namely I feel tempted to masturbate.

First, single and not married are the same thing, so you can't be "both."

Second, women do not masturbate. Ever. That's something only harlots do. Women do not feel the sexual urge and do not have orgasms. Therefore, if you feel the need to masturbate, there is something seriously wrong with you.


So, good luck with that!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: A question and seeking advice

I do hope we won't have to wait another year for a third post?

Indeed. I don't think that's what God had in mind when he said we must be slow to speak. That would be taking things to a whole new level.

Jas 1:19 Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:

[BibleReader2231]

Re: A question and seeking advice

... and yet, many years after her first menstruation, she still calls herself a "girl"?

You make an excellent point Miss Joanna. Perhaps her ignorance of godly knowledge has also contributed to her ignorance of her own age.

[James Hutchins]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Well quite, Sister. Perhaps this young lady "self-identifies" as autosexual, which appears to be this week's mental illness of choice?

Is that one of those people that 'integrates' with a car? If I found some whore mounting my whale tail, I'd be mighty livid.


You know what is wrong with kids today? Not enough God in their lives. All these children need to spend a few hours every day in Church, thanking Jesus for not smoting them instead of snapchatting their gyro.
If it was not for Jesus, where would they be? Certainly not diddling banjo, that is for sure!
Nehemiah 1
1 The words of Nehemiah the son of Hachaliah. And it came to pass in the month Chisleu, in the twentieth year, as I was in Shushan the palace,
2 That Hanani, one of my brethren, came, he and certain men of Judah; and I asked them concerning the Jews that had escaped, which were left of the captivity, and concerning Jerusalem.
3 And they said unto me, The remnant that are left of the captivity there in the province are in great affliction and reproach: the wall of Jerusalem also is broken down, and the gates thereof are burned with fire.
4 And it came to pass, when I heard these words, that I sat down and wept, and mourned certain days, and fasted, and prayed before the God of heaven,
5 And said, I beseech thee, O Lord God of heaven, the great and terrible God, that keepeth covenant and mercy for them that love him and observe his commandments:
6 Let thine ear now be attentive, and thine eyes open, that thou mayest hear the prayer of thy servant, which I pray before thee now, day and night, for the children of Israel thy servants, and confess the sins of the children of Israel, which we have sinned against thee: both I and my father's house have sinned.
7 We have dealt very corruptly against thee, and have not kept the commandments, nor the statutes, nor the judgments, which thou commandedst thy servant Moses.
8 Remember, I beseech thee, the word that thou commandedst thy servant Moses, saying, If ye transgress, I will scatter you abroad among the nations:
9 But if ye turn unto me, and keep my commandments, and do them; though there were of you cast out unto the uttermost part of the heaven, yet will I gather them from thence, and will bring them unto the place that I have chosen to set my name there.
10 Now these are thy servants and thy people, whom thou hast redeemed by thy great power, and by thy strong hand.
11 O Lord, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant, and to the prayer of thy servants, who desire to fear thy name: and prosper, I pray thee, thy servant this day, and grant him mercy in the sight of this man. For I was the king's cupbearer.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A question and seeking advice

I get she’s in her 20s ....

... and yet, many years after her first menstruation, she still calls herself a "girl"?

[BibleReader2231]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Where are the parents? Why is this young lady allowed to broadcast her fiendish behaviors (much less act on them)? This young lady needs her parents notified. Absolutely disgusting. I get she’s in her 20s but obviously she needs an authority figure and fast to straighten out this young lady.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Well quite, Sister. Perhaps this young lady "self-identifies" as autosexual, which appears to be this week's mental illness of choice?

You would think that at least could be kept somewhat under wraps. Announcing to a group of people one has just met that they compulsively jam lengthy plastic figurines, power tools, and wriggly rodents up one's coochy mama is a shocking turn of social values! Women just didn't make these kinds of entries when W Bush was our fearless leader!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A question and seeking advice

Good Lord, is that how you generally introduce yourself to decent people?

Well quite, Sister. Perhaps this young lady "self-identifies" as autosexual, which appears to be this week's mental illness of choice?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A question and seeking advice

I feel tempted to masturbate.

Good Lord, is that how you generally introduce yourself to decent people?