Greetings from the depths of Hell

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Oh my Lord...! Is that... a transvestite Buddha?!?

Well, according to various sources, he/she is a virgin who comes in help of Buddhists who chant a prayer dedicated to her boss (another Buddha). Japanese Catholics used her statue and pretended it was Mary, because he/she shares some of the similarities (and it is not the only similarity we share with the various Buddhist schools in the East).

Hey, maybe you can answer a question I've had for some time now. I've seen once parishioners of a St. Mary of Perpetual Help get very excited because an image of St. Mary of Częstochowa was coming to visit, and somehow the idea that one St. Mary could visit another St. Mary even though they are supposed to be the same St. Mary did not blow out their minds. Can you explain to me the logic behind this? Aside from the obvious idolatry (believing that the images are somehow substitute for one dead woman).

Well, it is hard to explain to people who don't believe in a Catholic "idolatry". But let's say that we Catholics know that Mary is one. However we also know that she appears in different forms (that i will not list because there are too many of them). As for the lack of use of dead bodies, don't worry, we haven't forgotten them, we still have some bones of our Saints in their Cathedrals, not to always to public eyes tought.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Then what do you call what we are doing here right now?

Discussing the word of the Lord, which is why this forum was created.


And no, I will not enlighten you. You see, that is part of the problem. God has written a book, and instead of actually read it, you want people to teach it to you.


Why should you read a book allegedly written by a God who chose a tribe of goat herders 3000 years ago?


Well, for us, is the only true God, so reading it is unavoidable. For you, it really does not get you interested reading the most influential book for every culture in the western hemisphere EVER?


The Bible has had more impact that anything, not only another book. It has, and still is, guided morally, legally and socially all our societies. If you keep your atheism after reading it, at least you will know the origins of much of the rules that you are forced to follow by the secular world, that are still rooted in religion.


No, it is not a waste of time. Reading a Satanist book is. Zero influence and impact, only a toy for people pretending to oppose something they don't know. Why should we be shocked by a Satanist in our forum, after we had Obama as Satan's tool in the White House for eight long years? And we have survived that.


By the way, Satan gets to keep most of the souls created by God, because of a rule created by God as He tell us in the Bible. God creates evil, so it is not surprising he has created Satanism as well.


Next time you want to shock us, think a little bit more, Bernie. We have read that a brother had to rape his sister in law after his brother died, ordered by God and punished for not doing so, and we are ok with it. We could kill our children if God told us so and that wasn't against the law (because God also tells us to abide the law) We could kill an enemy population including pregnant women, children and old people at God's orders. We could kill a person for being gay, and will not matter that God himself created gay and then forbade being gay. God tell us to abide the law, so we refrain from doing all the other things the Bible says, but a Biblical government is possible. Hey, would you had bet on a Trump presidency 10 years ago? What if the Bible becomes the rule? How many people in your country, village or whatever will agree with that? It is more than you think. Biblical law is stricter than the Sharia, and we and tons of groups like us fight for it every day.


I will be praying for Biblical law tonight. You are invited to join us.

[Basilissa]

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Hello Mr. Beast. I'm very sad to hear that you choose to follow what a book written by a Joo who didn't even believed in it,

Indeed. Seriously, satanists need a more believable ideology. Like, something along the Zoroastrian line of thought, with Satanists declaring themselves the supporters of Aryman rather than Ahura Mazda.

The important thing is that you are here and you can be saved if the Church of your village is a Catholic one.

Do not confuse this poor soul, you hellbound heathen!!!!

Japanese Virgin Mary (or i think that she is)

Oh my Lord...! Is that... a transvestite Buddha?!?

And there are many more of them. You just need to pick one and you will be saved. I pray that it will happen very soon.

Hey, maybe you can answer a question I've had for some time now. I've seen once parishioners of a St. Mary of Perpetual Help get very excited because an image of St. Mary of Częstochowa was coming to visit, and somehow the idea that one St. Mary could visit another St. Mary even though they are supposed to be the same St. Mary did not blow out their minds. Can you explain to me the logic behind this? Aside from the obvious idolatry (believing that the images are somehow substitute for one dead woman).

Ah, and by the way - welcome to our forum, Bernie. I pray that one day you will grow up and realize that our church is the only way to Salvation™!

[Isabella White]

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Dear Miss Veiled-and-Blind-to-Truth:

I will extend to you the customary welcome that I like to give to all of our newcomers, even though I have a feeling that it will be lost on you. However, that is not for me to judge, I suppose. You, obviously, have your views on various matters that you know, full well, are not in line with what the blessed teaches. But, that is your business.

If you wish to ignore the Grace and Salvation that is offered by our , , then that is your choice. Why you would want to be imprisoned in a dungeon of unending, extreme torture (aka ) for ALL of eternity, with no choice of making an escape, is beyond me. But, this is your choice, once again.

It is my hope and prayer that you will realize the importance of your words and think carefully about this, for a start:

Jude 1:7 "just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire."

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[I Man Rastafari]

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African Virgin Mary (Not to be confused with Black Madonnas)

Greetings!

As you can see this is another picture of Jesus which was not destroyed by the white people and it shows the truth which is that Jesus was a Black man. Jesus was a popular celebrity long ago and there are as many pictures of him as there are of Randolph Scott who is a white man and a movie star in Babylon and in Jamaica. It will never be possible for the white people to find all the pictures and destroy them and so the truth is getting out at long last.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Veiled Beast a.k.a. Bernie]

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I prefer to call you Bernie. I hope that is ok with you.

I would find that quite an honour, why thank you.

I guess I can translate that to "obese boy with no real friends"

You are practically oozing with originality. But no, I need to keep an average profile to fit into my leather pants.

You still can be saved, only you don't know why.

Oh please, enlighten me and show me the way then, father.

Please put quotes on "art", so you don't insult real artists.

Art lies in the eyes of the beholder.
Either way, it pays bloody well.

KJV only, Bernie.

Should specify that, then.

No comments, this is below stupid.

I am aware and it's quite sad, as J.C. will probably never be found due to the improbability of his physical existence.
I do still hope to acquire a human specimen someday, though.

Only this is not a conversation forum, Bernie.

Then what do you call what we are doing here right now?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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G'day fellow primates and Ave Satanas!

You may call me Beast and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace. Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

A bible verse, as required:

"Do unto others as they do unto you."
-Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.
Pleased to meet you.

Hello Mr. Beast. I'm very sad to hear that you choose to follow what a book written by a Joo who didn't even believed in it, instead of following the truth. By the way, you said that you live in a village. Does that mean that your connection is very lame? But that's not what matters. The important thing is that you are here and you can be saved if the Church of your village is a Catholic one. Otherwise, you can still ask a missionary priest to baptize you, if you see one. You have not to worry: like Satan, God himself wants in his faith people from every race. So much that we have an Our Lady of every races. Here we have some of them:





European Virgin Mary






African Virgin Mary (Not to be confused with Black Madonnas)





Indian Virgin Mary






Native American Virgin Mary






Chinese Virgin Mary





Japanese Virgin Mary (or i think that she is)





Haitian Virgin Mary


And there are many more of them. You just need to pick one and you will be saved. I pray that it will happen very soon.

[Didymus Much]

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...Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly...

We could talk about why a True Satanist™ would never register at Landover (except by specific, personal invitation from Pastor Zeke himself)...

[Brother Gonzalez]

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You may call me Beast

I prefer to call you Bernie. I hope that is ok with you.

and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace.

I guess I can translate that to "obese boy with no real friends"

Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

You still can be saved, only you don't know why.

In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

Please put quotes on "art", so you don't insult real artists.

I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

Counts for what?

A bible verse, as required:

KJV only, Bernie.

I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

No comments, this is below stupid.

Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.

Only this is not a conversation forum, Bernie.

[Veiled Beast a.k.a. Bernie]

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Greetings!

I see that none of the white people have gotten around to replying to your introduction yet. I believe it may be because they do not like you already and they are praying for guidance before they rebuke you. These are Baptist people here and they are my good friends but they will not allow me to be a member of the forum because I am a Black man. They know that I wish to study them so they tolerate me and for that I am grateful. My advice is to behave yourself and prepare for a stern lecture.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

Appreciated!

That's a proper shame, though. You know... Satan is accepting of those of all colours and origins. But hey. You do you, Baptists.

Nothing I'm not already used to, my friend. I do not wish to cause much trouble and am here for similar reasons, to convert-, I mean, to observe and to talk!

[handmaiden]

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G'day fellow primates and Ave Satanas!

You may call me Beast and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace. Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

A bible verse, as required:

"Do unto others as they do unto you."
-Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.
Pleased to meet you.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings!

I see that none of the white people have gotten around to replying to your introduction yet. I believe it may be because they do not like you already and they are praying for guidance before they rebuke you. These are Baptist people here and they are my good friends but they will not allow me to be a member of the forum because I am a Black man. They know that I wish to study them so they tolerate me and for that I am grateful. My advice is to behave yourself and prepare for a stern lecture.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Veiled Beast a.k.a. Bernie]

G'day fellow primates and Ave Satanas!

You may call me Beast and I'm your friendly, faithless neighbourhood pansexual transgender alterhuman menace. Indeed, I am helplessly and gleefully unsaved, though you are welcome to try anyway.

In my free time, I love to create art (mostly furry/anthro art), listen to music, play video games, preserve and collect bones and other lovely dead things and spend time outdoors, camping or hiking.

I went to the local village church twice or so, and not by choice. Still counts though, right?

A bible verse, as required:

"Do unto others as they do unto you."
-Anton Szandor LaVey, The Satanic Bible

I have yet to find Jesus. I'm sure there's some more qualified people working on that already, though. Will let you know if I do happen upon anything, though. Would make a sick addition to my collection, I'm sure.

Anyway... I'm here to make conversation, mostly.
Pleased to meet you.