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  • what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

    i dont know what i should do because i killed 394 children, they heathen children but still

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    Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

    Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
    i dont know what i should do because i killed 394 children, they heathen children but still
    No pics, no proof.

    edit: and "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.".

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    • #3
      Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

      Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
      i dont know what i should do because i killed 394 children, they heathen children but still
      Masturbation is a grave sin.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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      • #4
        Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

        Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
        i dont know what i should do because i killed 394 children,
        Were they Moabites?


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          Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

          Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
          i dont know what i should do because i killed 394 children, they heathen children but still
          Have you considered applying for a job as an agent with the Immigration and Naturalization Service?
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            Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

            A troll is born. What a blessing.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #7
              Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

              I guess is a matter of you not understanding rules.

              Thou shall not kill, yet you kill.


              You should introduce yourself in this thread, yet you don't.


              A troll should be either funny or shocking, yet you are not.
              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                A troll is born. What a blessing.
                Hey, you're the ones always fighting abortion rights. Enjoy.

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                  Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

                  Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                  Have you considered applying for a job as an agent with the Immigration and Naturalization Service?
                  Why, what a wonderful idea, Dear! This newcomer to would fit in nicely at the border. And any punishing action that those brats receive will serve them right for daring to enter our blessed illegally, when they know very well that there is proper paperwork to be filled out first!

                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • #10
                    Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

                    Originally posted by Brother Ishmael View Post
                    i dont know what i should do
                    If would suggest not squeezing so hard. Yes, it produces quicker results but long term you'll blow out an o-ring. Let it emerge on its own and apply effort only after the sides have become lubricated.
                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    • #11
                      Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

                      Originally posted by Isabella White View Post

                      They should of stayed home.




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                      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                      • #12
                        Re: what do i do if i cannot stop killing children

                        Let this man’s downfall teach you that rap music and being “hood” leads to the murder of children who didn’t have a chance to be saved and get to heaven. Absolutely disgustin’. Only good music is the hymns provided in the church pews to sing. See Ephesians 5:19 to see why I am correct in this.

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