[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Site for the Alternative Inauguration of Myself as President.

We will begin the search for another Vice President, including the possibility of Judy Gilliani (America's MAYOR), immediately. Thank you!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Many are asking What are you Up to? Some are asking where is PENCE -- and does the VP do anyway? Not many people know what he does -- including ME. And where is he?

"We've weakened America's place in the world. It's been a combination of factors, but mostly a lack of leadership.
Mike Pence"

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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To thank Great Patriot Senator Ted Cruz for standing by my in the fight over American Democracy, I am issuing a proclamayion making Sen. Cruz a US CITIZEN and pardoning his father for killing JFK. Now maybe the senator can find a HOTTER WIFE.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I am happy to announce that, next week, I will be awarding the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM to my three children, Don Jr., the lovely and sexy Ivanka, and the other son. Nobody deserves this tremendous, tremendous award more, except me.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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They are now talking about impeachment but THEY CAN'T impeach ANYONE in their last year of they're Presidency -- Mitch McDonald will veto. His wife Secretary Chow did a GREAT job, wonderful routine clerical and administrative functions such as drafting correspondence, scheduling appointments, organizing and maintaining paper and electronic files, or providing information to callers. Very LOYAL.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'd like to address the heinous attack on the US Capitol. Like all Americans, I am shocked and disappointed by this disturbing incident. There were 3,000 or so Patriots there and only a few hundred police officers, but you couldn't even arrest a SINGLE Democrat before the vote? How could you LOSERS have failed me like this?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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Some people ask me what's my favorite move. It's definitely not CHINA movie Parasite -- we got enough problems with them with trade (but easy to win) -- probably I'd say the last Police Academy: Mission to Moscow becuase I love our Law Enforcement and MIlitary HEROS and biker gangs.

[Didymus Much]

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Done whining yet, loser?

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Yeah, that too. Throw in a joke or something, room's a tad tense this week.

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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People in Atlanta are STILL VOTING for Joe Biden. RIGGED ELECTION!!! Don't say I didn't warn everyone.

[Didymus Much]

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...RIGGED ELECTION!!! Don't say I didn't warn everyone...

Still can't deal with the fact that people would vote for a potato with a grin carved into it just to stop the constant national embarrassment that is you?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Talk to my boy Zeke, is he back yet? Listen -- you are very RUDE. So disgusting. No more questions.

[Didymus Much]

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Talk to my boy Zeke, is he back yet?...

Nah, he's been AWOL for years, unfortunately.

...Listen -- you are very RUDE. So disgusting. No more questions.

Fine. Put Ivanka on the phone, would you?

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I go to St. John's church, just across Lafayette Square from the White House, after I clear out the lowlifes.

My favorite Bible verse is from my book, The Art of the Deal, which I wrote all by myself: "You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create EXCITEMENT, you can do wonderful PROMOTION and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little HYPERBOLE. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on."

What is a joke? I don't understand that word.

You're fake news!!! I mean it, no more questions!!!

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

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I'm starting to like this place. Could definitely stay -- a lot of Exciting news to share. Needs more GOLD tho -- all this drab blue makes me think of prison guard uniforms.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I am happy to announce that, next week, I will be awarding the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM to my three children, Don Jr., the lovely and sexy Ivanka, and the other son. Nobody deserves this tremendous, tremendous award more, except me.

Good idea, Mr President! And talking of things that only you can do, are there any more pardons going? Asking for a friend.