[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

anyway I recommend you play the game DoodleJump and I recommend the Twinkly mod if anyone wants to play modded DoodleJump


also you should bask in the darkness

Wow! You sure make a convincing point about Christianity. You must be a dirt Road Scholar or something.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

do you all worship Lucifer or is this just a troll?


anyway I'm pretty sure you're all robots and sincere

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

You know who's a robot? Sleepy Joe Biden, that's who. The fake media is trying to make a mockery out of those of us who know, but we know. We know.

"That's why he's wearing a mask all the time, because the fake face that he's wearing, the mouth doesn't move correctly when he talks. Yeah, so they really believe that Joe Biden is not even Joe Biden."

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

[MODERATOR REMOVAL OF DISGUSTING SELFIES IN SEXUAL CONTEXT WITH PIGS]


try it some day

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

is this what you robots think of the Calamity mod?


maybe an actual person will come here and say "hey I'm an actual person. Worship Jesus or die in hellfire"

[Isabella White]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

I hear this is God's Favorite Forum right?

If so I'm at the right place. I feel like I've stepped into a time portal to where old beliefs are acceptable.

Dear Miss Brat: May I extend to you a most pleasant You are entirely correct in that you have reached us at . I hope that you will find your time with the servants of the to be helpful to you.
I must mention to you that we study only the blessed , and none of those other watered-down versions. I hope that you will not mind my mentioning this, but I have noted, from your various messages, that you have a rebellious nature, with a tendency to say things that glorify the devil. For your benefit, I shall include some of the Word of , as it applies to your situation, in hopes of you realizing your great need of repentance from sin:

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Revelation 12:9 "And the great dragon was thrown down, that ancient serpent, who is called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world—he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him."

Matthew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

I pray that you will see the peril in which you have been living; however, all is not lost. Now that you are here, at , you will be able to learn of the Will of for your life. It is my prayer that you will cause wondrous joy in Heaven by accepting the .

Luke 15:10 "Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of over one sinner that repenteth."

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

prove to me that you aren't a robot then


what's your favorite drink?


what's your favorite color?


what's your favorite video game?


my answers are souls, black, and Terraria


anyway praise Satan

[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

prove to me that you aren't a robot then

what's your favorite drink?

what's your favorite color?

what's your favorite video game?

These seem to me like questions only a robot would ask. A real human would have known that this is a forum dedicated to discuss the Holy Bible, not mindlessly chat about unimportant issues.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

alright what's your favorite bibble verse?


also do you know what a bar mitzvah is? no one else will tell me

[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

alright what's your favorite bibble verse?

I assume you meant "Bible?" Oh, there are so many to choose from, but based on your affinity to videogames I assume you will enjoy something with a dash of violence, like this one:

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Isn't that just inspirational?

also do you know what a bar mitzvah is? no one else will tell me

I know it's something the Jews do. Have you tried google?

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

you might have already found the darkness if you worship a demon

[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

you might have already found the darkness if you worship a demon

My dear, I do not worship a demon - I worship God who created demons:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

God did not create me though... I was formed by a dark turd.

[Didymus Much]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

God did not create me though... I was formed by two humans boinking.

FTFY.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

FTFY.

two humans boinking? is that some homosexual act?