[Ryan2021]

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Not all of them:

There is no mention of your favorite Bible verse.

I will withhold my righteous judgment until you provide your favorite Bible verse.

i thought the original question was what is my favourite version of the bible but ok sorry. i will have to think about it and get back to you, but any of the ones which mention worship, kneeling and getting our faces on the floor are the ones i particularly like because i love when the LORD reminds me how important it is to worship.

[Basilissa]

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i thought the original question was what is my favourite version of the bible but ok sorry.

Protip: learning how to read properly will be a very useful skill for you to master, not just for the purposes of effective communication on this forum, but also for your studies of the Bible.

i will have to think about it and get back to you, but any of the ones which mention worship, kneeling and getting our faces on the floor are the ones i particularly like

Would you be willing and/or able to provide any specific examples?...

[Ryan2021]

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Before we discuss further your introduction, please tell us which Church you attend, your favorite Bible and how you found Jesus.

your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse

[Basilissa]

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your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse

Honey, that's just a child molester talking.

On the top of this page, you can see:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

And then Sister White helpfully repeated it:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It's not rocket science, anyone who opened the Bible even once should see some specific verse that he or she is particularly drawn to, right?

[Isabella White]

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your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse

Dear, kindly examine this very carefully, and see if you can find the request about including your favorite Bible verse:

The introduction forum - Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I just want to say as well that from the moment we are born to the moment we die and then for all eternity, whether its in Heaven or Hell, we are slaves. When we don't find God we are slaves to sin and Satan and the material world on earth. When we accept Jesus as our lord and saviour we swap one form of slavery for the other as at the moment we accept Jesus we submit to serve the LORD for eternity, so we never stop being slaves. In our eternal life in Heaven we are slaves in worship to God. If we go to Hell we are still his slaves, its just that he hands us over to Satan to be punished. We never stop being slaves, its just up to us who we choose to serve.

This is a very humble outlook, dear, not at all what one would expect to find among the Masturbation Leaders of the world - the British. So tell us which rebuking method do you find most effective there in the depths of the semen-covered streets of, whatever gray city the Industrial Revolution turned your ancient village into?

[Elmer G. White]

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Also if we love family members, pets, celebrities etc more than God that deserves eternal punishment in Hell. We have to love the LORD our GOD with all out hearts and all our souls, he comes first at all times.

Dear Repenting Sinner,

Please be informed that this "love more" is a step into the correct direction but it still is a lukewarm approximation of God's intentions. That are HOT. If we take Luke 14:36, for instance, the "Contemporary English Version" (which is a false Bible) tries to twist God's message, as follows:

You cannot be my disciple, unless you love me more than you love your father and mother, your wife and children, and your brothers and sisters. You cannot follow me unless you love me more than you love your own life.

Whereas in the Real™ KJV Bible the same verse is as follows:

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

It is not enough to "love less", Linda Lovelace tried that and it led her into feminine sodomy. For those false Christians who go for the "love less" travesty, be informed that the original language of Ancient Grease used the word μισέω which always means hate unless false Christians corrupt its meaning. Now you can debate those cafeteria cultists!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ForSureNotaMarxist]

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I've never liked the Royals.

Hi Ryan! I am also new to this wonderful forum and I couldn't help but notice you dislike the Royals. I am absolutely on board with you there and I have some information about how we can get red of them you will find interesting!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Messrs Johns Knox & Calvin [RIGHT] [RIGHT] were clearly not the sorts of person you'd want turning up at parties. Their interpretations of Scripture contravened both Peter and Paul, according to whom no interpretation is necessary because God has made His meaning clear.

PETER

II Peter 1:19-20 We have also a more sure word of prophecy; whereunto ye do well that ye take heed, as unto a light that shineth in a dark place, until the day dawn, and the day star arise in your hearts: knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation

PAUL

II Timothy 3:15-16 From a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus. All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction [and] for instruction in righteousness

You see, once interpretations are applied to Scripture or other sources are introduced which contradict God or new beliefs are cut from whole cloth where Jesus never did anything and therefore could not be a new Adam (because He was utterly indistinguishable from the first Adam) everything becomes meaningless. At parties, anything goes! Whatever you feel like!! I doubt that Calvin [PEACH (ABOVE)] would be acting out on the table soused in absinthe but only because he didn't want to do that. And similarly, having yourself stapled to the ceiling so attendees could flick things at you may not have appealed to Knox [TURQUOISE (ABOVE)] but has nothing to do with either Testament. Neither of them agreed with any pope's interpretation however. Planking remains fashionable in Rome (and at certain types of party) but is clearly blasphemous. Take a look at this:

Perhaps if they acknowledged they were planking to celebrate idols, that would be one thing. But they don't. They say they're adoring Jesus, despite their activity directly contradicting God. I know in London there are a few Strict and Particular Baptist Churches where "planking" is extremely unlikely. Does Westminster Baptist follow similar teaching? Simply rejecting a pope after all does not mean one has accepted Jesus. Here are some more examples of planking.

John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

Those people up that tree are not enjoying a more abundant life, indeed if they fall out on their head they will probably die. They are idiots. I hope this is not the sort of lying face down you're referring to. Papists do it to worship the pope. Planking aficionados do it because they're mentally deficient. As for the other proponent in her cerise miniskirt, I have no idea what's going on there. What happens here on earth temporarily though, is not the same as what takes place in the World to Come; perhaps you could find a verse about that in connection to what God requires in Heaven?

[Vengeance Puriel]

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your favorite Bible. Doesn't mention bible verse

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.