[WWJDnow]

Re: Hi, I'm Amelia

Hmm, we have a ladies' forum for discussions of a vaginatory nature.

Indeed. We True Christian™ men want nothing to do with women's private parts. I applaud young Amelia's discretion in these matters.

I just noticed something, the verse says "she shall be saved in childbearing". Knowing that childbearing can result in death, I suppose it could also imply that God keeps us safe while bearing a child rather than it being a salvation requirement.

No. God wants women to suffer and die in childbirth. It is a punishment He imposed on your sex because Eve ate the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the Garden of Eden. So it's not God's fault, you women are to blame. Of course, God loves you, and, if you accept Jesus and are Baptized, He will Save you and grant you an afterlife of eternal bliss if He decides in His great Mercy and Wisdom to kill you in childbirth.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. Genesis 3:16

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Hi, I'm Amelia

Matthew 10:16

I never got this line. I mean, serpents aren't very smart. Judging by how they taste, they're really just rolled-up chickens.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Hi, I'm Amelia

Indeed. We True Christian™ men want nothing to do with women's private parts. I applaud young Amelia's discretion in these matters.

As do we all, Brother.

Amelia, dear, you are now at liberty to start your own thread in the ladies' section of these forums, Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. I should perhaps alert you to the fact that men are (obviously) permitted to read and participate in that section, when they deem it necessary. So - in the interests of public decency and the fragility of men's feelings - the Ladies of Landover generally refrain from posting anything too graphic.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hi, I'm Amelia [Young but wise as a serpent]

You know what would be really helpful? If you could tell us about youth culture, and help us understand younger people.

For example, what's the biggest misconception us olders have about the zoomillenialwhatever generation? If there's one thing you wish we understood, what would it be? I mean specific to your generation, not the sort of "we invented sex" stuff that every generation believes.