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  • #91
    Re: Peter Ezekiel

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    Listen L. Ron,
    Nobody cares what you think. And by 'nast' I assume you are refering to Thomas Nast, the German-born American cartoonist who came up with the donkey and the elephant to represent the Democrat and the Republican parties respectively.

    He went by Nast usually, being a trendsetter in the one-name department. So by saying Pastor Zeke is a 'nast character' you're saying that he is either a donkey or an elephant? Make up your mind!

    Your subtle references to 19th century political cartoonists are a little too elitist for our forums Mr. Smarty Pants!
    Kudos on the picking up on a typing error and making a quite hilarious joke out of it.

    For those saying i don't accept love, you are completely wrong, you don't preach love. You prech judgement.

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    • #92
      Re: Peter Ezekiel

      I meant preach not prech.

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      • #93
        Re: Peter Ezekiel

        Originally posted by ellendruidzero View Post
        Pastor Ezekiel is a scummy liar. He is all that is wrong with this forum summed up in one nast character who thinks he knows the Bible but in reality all he is is an evil, arrogant, egotistical swine.
        Could you please demonstrate these "lies"?
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        • #94
          Re: Peter Ezekiel

          Originally posted by ellandroadhero View Post
          Kudos on the picking up on a typing error and making a quite hilarious joke out of it.

          For those saying i don't accept love, you are completely wrong, you don't preach love. You prech judgement.
          Ever read the Bible, witch? We are commanded by Jesus to judge unsaved scum like you. Now THAT is love! Shout Glory!!!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #95
            Re: Peter Ezekiel

            Pastor ZEKE is a SINNER! Preaching all this do gooder sermon crap whilst having sex with who ever will give it to him... Anyone who believes otherwise is surely deluded and going to burn in hell with him!!!

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            • #96
              Re: Peter Ezekiel

              Originally posted by I.am.a.tool View Post
              Pastor ZEKE is a SINNER! Preaching all this do gooder sermon crap whilst having sex with who ever will give it to him... Anyone who believes otherwise is surely deluded and going to burn in hell with him!!!
              And your proof is...?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #97
                Re: Peter Ezekiel

                Pastor, I think I'm finally getting the picture. His slutty girlfriend got preggers, and somehow he knows the bastard is not his doing (he's probably impotent from too many drugs). So she blamed a God Loving Pastor to turn attention away from her own slutty behaviour.

                Genesis 38:24
                And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #98
                  Re: Peter Ezekiel

                  Even that video from you tube, which I knew nothing about until pointed out here is quite convincing, lies my ass! the only liar here is the pastor! And he changed the settings on the reply option so that you have to wait 600 seconds, more proof he is scared of the truth and being exposed as the phoney he is! SINNER, you are going to hell!

                  Funny, why do you have to point out you are hetero sexual? Is that cause you are really gay deep down? I think you might be hiding your "love" for the pastor from the flock... And this girl I met on a forum is in another country, never met her but feel for her because of you inbred gun tottin' hillbillies!

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                  • #99
                    Re: Peter Ezekiel

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    Pastor, I think I'm finally getting the picture. His slutty girlfriend got preggers, and somehow he knows the bastard is not his doing (he's probably impotent from too many drugs). So she blamed a God Loving Pastor to turn attention away from her own slutty behaviour.

                    Genesis 38:24
                    And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.
                    When you're as popular as me, you get used to these things. I am the focal point of countless paternity suits from sluts all over the world. Radical queers have hit squads who train around the clock to seduce me into committing sodomy with them. There are innumerable websites all over these interwebs dedicated to worshiping me, rather than Jesus.

                    When you rattle satan's cage like I do, he turns his legions loose on you. But I am not afraid, because not only do we have a team of vicious joo lawyers on retainer at Landover, I have Jesus on my side.

                    Jesus always wins.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #100
                      Re: Peter Ezekiel

                      I am Jewish and know the Jewish Defence League will rip you to shreds! You insult the "Joos" too much for them to represent you properly... I know the secret handshake!

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                      • #101
                        Re: Peter Ezekiel

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        When you rattle satan's cage like I do, he turns his legions loose on you. But I am not afraid, because not only do we have a team of vicious joo lawyers on retainer at Landover, I have Jesus on my side.

                        Jesus always wins.
                        That makes perfect sense Pastor. I must be hard to be you.

                        More sense than this vile sinner who keeps interrupting us BTW. He's even calling me "secretly gay" now.

                        But as you say, Jesus always wins.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • #102
                          Re: Peter Ezekiel

                          " I must be hard to be you" sounds rather gay to me...

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                          • #103
                            Re: Peter Ezekiel

                            Listen you wad of unsaved scum: that was a typo. Sheesh, can't a man of God make a typo on here without being called a homer?

                            Try it again and I'll infract your cute little ass so hard you won't be able to sit for days.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • #104
                              Re: Peter Ezekiel

                              Originally posted by I.am.a.tool View Post
                              " I must be hard to be you" sounds rather gay to me...
                              You seem to be careening pretty wildly back and forth between accusing me of being a queer and accusing me of fornicating with your slutty sister. Which is it, tool?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #105
                                Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

                                Try it again and I'll infract your cute little ass so hard you won't be able to sit for days.
                                You would love to get near my "cute little ass" hey homo...

                                I haven't said you are queer, just a sinner and a liar!

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