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  • Hello everyone

    Hello! I am very happy to have found a place that follows the book of God as it was written. I think I may have found a home!

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    Dear Ms. Frisha!

    Indeed, Home is where God is.

    1 Kings 13:7
    And the king said unto the man of God, Come home with me, and refresh thyself, and I will give thee a reward.


    How do you work for that reward? Who's the male household member to whom you bow? How do you fight against the swarm of gaiety? Have you been given the gift of begetting yet? Tell us everything!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Originally posted by Frisha View Post
      Hello! I am very happy to have found a place that follows the book of God as it was written. I think I may have found a home!
      Hello, dear Miss Frisha! To you, I do extend a most warm and gracious We are so very pleased that you have found in the midst of this very complicated interwebs galaxy, and it is my hope and prayer that you will find the fullness of as you study the glorious with us.

      Dear, I am sure that your excitement in finding us has distracted you from noticing the notice at the top of our Introduction Forum page. We do have a few simple requests for our newcomers, and I am wondering if you would kindly answer the following questions at your earliest convenience. This will assist our menfolk in our Faith Department as they conduct their thorough, investigative work into your background.

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      May bless you richly, Dear Miss Frisha, as you walk with — here, at .
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      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • #4
        Hello dear and welcome to our friendly forums! I am eager to share mothering tips with you. You know, things like how to get the little rascals to eat their vegetables, how you keep them quiet in church, how long can they sit still and copy the Bible? My older children can sit for 16 hours and 35 minutes. We have contests each month and the winner gets to eat at the dining room table with their father and I so the incentive is strong. I know the menfolk here will want to know how you spoil your husband, but I love children and talking about children and correcting children so they grow up to be fine men and women. Anyway, it's nice to see you here.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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