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  • Hello everyone

    Hello! I am very happy to have found a place that follows the book of God as it was written. I think I may have found a home!

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    Dear Ms. Frisha!

    Indeed, Home is where God is.

    1 Kings 13:7
    And the king said unto the man of God, Come home with me, and refresh thyself, and I will give thee a reward.


    How do you work for that reward? Who's the male household member to whom you bow? How do you fight against the swarm of gaiety? Have you been given the gift of begetting yet? Tell us everything!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Originally posted by Frisha View Post
      Hello! I am very happy to have found a place that follows the book of God as it was written. I think I may have found a home!
      Hello, dear Miss Frisha! To you, I do extend a most warm and gracious We are so very pleased that you have found in the midst of this very complicated interwebs galaxy, and it is my hope and prayer that you will find the fullness of as you study the glorious with us.

      Dear, I am sure that your excitement in finding us has distracted you from noticing the notice at the top of our Introduction Forum page. We do have a few simple requests for our newcomers, and I am wondering if you would kindly answer the following questions at your earliest convenience. This will assist our menfolk in our Faith Department as they conduct their thorough, investigative work into your background.

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      May bless you richly, Dear Miss Frisha, as you walk with — here, at .
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      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • #4
        Hello dear and welcome to our friendly forums! I am eager to share mothering tips with you. You know, things like how to get the little rascals to eat their vegetables, how you keep them quiet in church, how long can they sit still and copy the Bible? My older children can sit for 16 hours and 35 minutes. We have contests each month and the winner gets to eat at the dining room table with their father and I so the incentive is strong. I know the menfolk here will want to know how you spoil your husband, but I love children and talking about children and correcting children so they grow up to be fine men and women. Anyway, it's nice to see you here.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Hello Frisha. You can learn Bible doctrine from us only.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DarwinFishTrueChurch View Post
            Hello Frisha. You can learn Bible doctrine from us only.
            Dear unsaved sinner:

            Please do not confuse Seekers of the Truth with your blatant lies. I checked out your website and your teachings are not derived from the Holy Bible.

            For instance, you are pushing the spherical earth lie here: https://www.atruechurch.info/blog15.html

            While we know that the Earth is flat because God tells us about its four corners (Isaiah 11:12, Revelation 7:1). Spheres do not have corners.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post

              Dear unsaved sinner:

              Please do not confuse Seekers of the Truth with your blatant lies. I checked out your website and your teachings are not derived from the Holy Bible.

              For instance, you are pushing the spherical earth lie here: https://www.atruechurch.info/blog15.html

              While we know that the Earth is flat because God tells us about its four corners (Isaiah 11:12, Revelation 7:1). Spheres do not have corners.
              By all respect ma‘am. The earth IS flat but as a disk, not as pyramide. You didn’t read the article. Go visit our church in Moodys to abide in the vine.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by DarwinFishTrueChurch View Post
                Hello Frisha. You can learn Bible doctrine from us only.
                So rude, Dude! Coming to our Bible-focused site and pimping your own watered-wine version of a website dedicated to The Lord. Do you wander into McDonald's and try to shove Whoppers into people's mouths? 'Cause that is what you're trying to do now.

                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DarwinFishTrueChurch View Post
                  By all respect ma‘am. The earth IS flat but as a disk, not as pyramide. You didn’t read the article. Go visit our church in Moodys to abide in the vine.
                  Please show me a disc with four corners.

                  Here are the verses for your reference. Pay attention to the highlighted bits:

                  Isaiah 11:12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.​

                  Revelation 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on
                  the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.​
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DarwinFishTrueChurch View Post
                    Hello Frisha. You can learn Bible doctrine from us only.
                    Excuse me, Mr. Darwin. I will have you know that is not open to false doctrine, heresies, or any such apostasy. It is no secret that the followers of have founded –- commonly known as the very one that you are so privileged to be visiting — and we are more than pleased to preach this truth to the world, and to Unsaved Trash everywhere.

                    Kindly forsake such foolish nonsense by refusing to see this fact. And, I must let you know that has some very strict moderators patrolling these hallowed hallways, and He will not tolerate deception, blasphemy, dissidence, unbelief or anything else that is not supported by glorious . Tread gently, Mr. Darwin — tread gently.

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                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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