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You atheists have nothing better to do, huh? Why don't you make a parody site for Islam or Hinduism? Because you know Christianity is the truth.
Losers.
Losers.
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Step away from the glue, Karen, and think about the accusations you are making. If you can provide one single bit of evidence that a True Christiantm has spoken in opposition to the Holy Bible, I will personally donate $500 dollars to the false-Christian charity of your choice. My guess is it's some hippie Jesus garbage, the kind that promotes that woke mind virus that killed Elon Musk's son and countless others.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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So you claim to be a Christian and then do not quote from the Bible. Only an atheist putting up a smoke screen of being "Christian" does that. Sorry, atheist, we're on to you. We were called to run this Christian site for True ChristiansTM.Originally posted by JamboJamba View PostIsaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Dear Miss Jumbo: I will be thanking you not to speak disrespectfully ofOriginally posted by JamboJamba View Post
, and the 
followers of the 
who congregate here. Clearly, Satan has inspired you to write those hateful words — particularly since you are recommending that we should make sites for Hindoos or Mooslimes. What you need to do — instead of picking on 
— is to repent of your sins and blasphemy. Only then will you ever have a chance when you stand before the 
on Judgment Day!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Sister Isabella, I think your forceful sign did the job. The atheist accusing us of sin has been sent packing.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Well, praise theOriginally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post for that, dear Brother Mayor Hold. We cannot be having the devil's children attempting to disrupt the sanctity of . will not tolerate it — He will not stand for such foolishness!
Proverbs 12:1 "Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that hateth reproof is brutish."
I Timothy 5:20 "Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear."
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Christians also know that Christianity is the truth.Originally posted by JamboJamba View Post
This makes atheists and Christians the same people.
I assure you that they are not.The only losers around here are those who have created a god in their own image and are worshipping him.Losers.
You will find that the entire site is Biblically correct and supported by scripture. If you deny this, you are calling God a liar.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Brother Bathfire, pointing out that our erstwhile visitor has-- in his foolishness-- essentially equated atheists with Christians is so astute.
As 2 Corinthians 6:14, 15 tells us:
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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We at Landover Baptist treat Christian parody with contempt. REBUKE is what we have to say about an enactment of the Last Supper be heathens in drag at the Olympic Games:
Christians react to drag Last Supper, debauchery at Paris Olympic | Entertainment (christianpost.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Originally posted by JamboJamba View PostSo are we atheists, or do we know Christianity is the truth?Originally posted by JamboJamba View Post
Let me rephrase your post.
It's kind of like saying "Why are you people who don't believe in Jesus pretending to believe in Jesus? Because you know there is a Jesus and that Jesus is the truth!"
Please walk me through the logic of how you determined that we're atheists and that we can simultaneously be atheists while also knowing Christianity is the truth.
If you can't, then just take our statements at face value and acknowledge that we're sincere in our devotion to Jesus.Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Oh, I don't think that we shall see this troubled, sinful, piece of UNSAVED TRASH atOriginally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post
So are we atheists, or do we know Christianity is the truth?
Let me rephrase your post.
It's kind of like saying "Why are you people who don't believe in Jesus pretending to believe in Jesus? Because you know there is a Jesus and that Jesus is the truth!"
Please walk me through the logic of how you determined that we're atheists and that we can simultaneously be atheists while also knowing Christianity is the truth.
If you can't, then just take our statements at face value and acknowledge that we're sincere in our devotion to Jesus.again, dear Brother Warrior. It appears that she has realized the error of her ways. And, it is entirely possible that the showed that He had no time for such blasphemous shenanigans — one cannot help but marvel at how quickly Almighty 
honors 
precious promises!
Romans 12:19 "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the."
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Agree with all our doctrines or burn.
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