[Romeo Rovagnati]

Mr. Frottage, may I ask you why you wear such short pants? Isn't it too cold for where you live? Anyway, I suggest you to change the Church you want to attend, as these people think that their leader is infallible, that no one gets saved outside of their church and that the wicked country of America is "loved" by God.

[handmaiden]

Not only is their maple syrup suspect, but they have zero respect for bacon. But then, so many countries seem to lack an understanding as to what constitutes real bacon.

[Basilissa]

Oh, you are so entirely correct here, dear Sister Basilissa. From what I've learned from my sister (Agatha), it appears that Canada prides itself on their maple syrup industry. Maple syrup?! Why would we want that when we have the real deal already?

That's utterly ridiculous. We produce maple syrup here in Michigan. Up north they only have ice and polar bears, no way they could produce maple syrup.

[Isabella White]

I was wondering (and this goes both to Ponce and Sister Isabella's sister Agatha) - what would be lost if the 25% tariffs on Canadian imports go into effect next month? What does Canada export - seal and polar bear skins? Snow? Lichen? Between polar ice and barren tundra, they really don't look like a country with that much to offer.

Oh, you are so entirely correct here, dear Sister Basilissa. From what I've learned from my sister (Agatha), it appears that Canada prides itself on their maple syrup industry. Maple syrup?! Why would we want that when we have the real deal already?

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I was wondering (and this goes both to Ponce and Sister Isabella's sister Agatha) - what would be lost if the 25% tariffs on Canadian imports go into effect next month? What does Canada export - seal and polar bear skins? Snow? Lichen? Between polar ice and barren tundra, they really don't look like a country with that much to offer.

The only thing to lose is Canada itself. It's a clever game President Musk and First Lady Trump are playing. They will isolate Canada, forcing Canadians to scramble and come together in attempt to be a "real" country, which of course, would be a pretext for a justifiable invasion on the US's part, as unity in Canada would be a perceived act of defiance and aggression.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was wondering (and this goes both to Ponce and Sister Isabella's sister Agatha) - what would be lost if the 25% tariffs on Canadian imports go into effect next month? What does Canada export - seal and polar bear skins? Snow? Lichen? Between polar ice and barren tundra, they really don't look like a country with that much to offer.

Great point, Sister Basilissa. The fees for importing beer and doughnuts would not amount to a lot.

[handmaiden]

I was wondering (and this goes both to Ponce and Sister Isabella's sister Agatha) - what would be lost if the 25% tariffs on Canadian imports go into effect next month? What does Canada export - seal and polar bear skins? Snow? Lichen? Between polar ice and barren tundra, they really don't look like a country with that much to offer.

I hear you, Sister Basilissa. I mean, after all, it's Canada. That country is basically England's Prince Edward. America is where the brave and devout fled evil England for religious freedom; Australia is where England sent its criminals; and Canada is just-- there.

Frankly, they're lucky that England even bothered to colonize them. If not, the whole frozen swath would be speaking French and eating snails in their poutine.

[Basilissa]

I was wondering (and this goes both to Ponce and Sister Isabella's sister Agatha) - what would be lost if the 25% tariffs on Canadian imports go into effect next month? What does Canada export - seal and polar bear skins? Snow? Lichen? Between polar ice and barren tundra, they really don't look like a country with that much to offer.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Hey friends, I wanted to give a life update, I've signed up with a grassroots program called DEAD (Department Expediting Alien Deportations) to aid ICE with the necessary solution to the Mexican question. DEAD helps ICE get through the pesky paper work to get the job done. It feels great helping America flex its greatness.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Ignoring this francophone chump who followed me ...

I wanted to send my congrats to the US enforcing gender laws defining gender at conception...which would make Donald Trump the first female President of the USA? Interesting but of course, it takes a man to effect real change and become the woman they were meant to be.

[Jacques Levague]

Champion of Reason is here - [*** INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE REMOVED BY TRUE CHRISTIAN MODERATOR ***]

[Jacques Levague]

High there,

Just a quick note to advise that He has arisen! - [ ***LINK TO DISGUSTING PORNOGRAPHY SITE REMOVED BY GOD-FEARING MODERATOR ***]

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

It's Canada, my friend. Homers are everywhere. Please pray to cleanse this land; President Trump, we're ready for the Holy Seige!

[Johny Joe Hold]

I wanted to beseech the good Christians here - I was accosted by a homer today who asked

I really question where you are spending your time--places where homers can talk to you like that are places of temptation. Best you come to Landover Baptist where you are protected from sin.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I wanted to beseech the good Christians here - I was accosted by a homer today who asked if I was top, bottom or verse. I told him verse - my favorite position was Isaiah 2:19 - And they shall go into the holes of the rocks, and into the caves of the earth, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.

So take that, nancy! You may try and get into my pants, but all you find is Jesus and will leave you trembling! (I admit, I did in fact get a WWJD boxers)