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  • enchanted
    Unsaved trash, Godmocker
    • Aug 2009
    • 15

    #1

    hello

    hi..my name is Kim and Im 42 and married,
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by enchanted View Post
    hi..my name is Kim and Im 42 and married,
    Hello.
    Is there something you would like to say in Praise of your personal Savior Jesus Christ?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22885

      #3
      Re: hello

      Hello, my name is not Kim, I am not 42 but I am married.

      Which church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? How many children do you have? Does your husband know you are posting here? What does your husband do? Why do you think Jesus brought you to Landover?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • enchanted
        Unsaved trash, Godmocker
        • Aug 2009
        • 15

        #4
        Re: hello

        Hi, Actually I just wanted this church's opinion on blood transfusion and organ transplant?

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by enchanted View Post
          Hi, Actually I just wanted this church's opinion on blood transfusion and organ transplant?
          Why would you want to swap organs and blood? Are you some kind of a witch or other wacked out pagan?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • enchanted
            Unsaved trash, Godmocker
            • Aug 2009
            • 15

            #6
            Re: hello

            To save a life

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22885

              #7
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by enchanted View Post
              To save a life
              Are you some sort of secular doctor who is just about to operate on a living human and you thought you would come here for guidance?

              Well, miss, first of all, I'm not sure there are any women who can do medicine, next, I fail to see why you want to interfere with God's Plan, and third, if you are not sure of the procedure, should you be doing it?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by enchanted View Post
                Hi, Actually I just wanted this church's opinion on blood transfusion and organ transplant?
                We don't buy body parts. Sorry.

                How about Children?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • enchanted
                  Unsaved trash, Godmocker
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 15

                  #9
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Are you some sort of secular doctor who is just about to operate on a living human and you thought you would come here for guidance?

                  Well, miss, first of all, I'm not sure there are any women who can do medicine, next, I fail to see why you want to interfere with God's Plan, and third, if you are not sure of the procedure, should you be doing it?
                  I am male, and not a doctor, just asking for an opinion. Are you saying you dont take any sort of medication when Ill or injured?

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: hello

                    Originally posted by enchanted View Post
                    I am male, and not a doctor, just asking for an opinion. Are you saying you dont take any sort of medication when Ill or injured?
                    Oh. You don't want to sell any of your children?

                    We offer good rates in accordance with Leviticus 27: 1-7

                    · Colored Males Under Age 12: $1,250.00
                    · Colored Females Under Age 12: $1,152.00
                    · White Males Under Age 9: $15,000.00
                    · White Females Under Age 9: $18,000.00

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #11
                      Re: hello

                      The best medicine available is good, healthy dose of Jesus. Do you have a problem with that? Why not just come out and make your point instead of beating around the bush.
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                      • enchanted
                        Unsaved trash, Godmocker
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 15

                        #12
                        Re: hello

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        We don't buy body parts. Sorry.

                        How about Children?
                        What about donated organs? I have 1 son

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by enchanted View Post
                          What about donated organs? I have 1 son
                          Ewwww why would we want just the messy bits?
                          We need Little Soldiers for Christ

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • enchanted
                            Unsaved trash, Godmocker
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 15

                            #14
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            The best medicine available is good, healthy dose of Jesus. Do you have a problem with that? Why not just come out and make your point instead of beating around the bush.
                            How much clearer do you need? I asked a simple question, not make a point

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                            • enchanted
                              Unsaved trash, Godmocker
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 15

                              #15
                              Re: hello

                              I see this is a common tactic with "noobs". whats YOUR point?

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