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  • Ofc. Don W. Richards
    True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 491

    #16
    Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
    I'm not sure what 30 shekels is today, but that kind of sounds about what I am worth to anybody...
    30 shekels ain't worth much, kid. Luckily, I was born a man and GOD says that men are worth about 60 shekels. (Leviticus 27:3) But you know, none of us would be worth anything if it weren't for God's redeeming love! (Isaiah 64:6 says our righteousness are as filthy poop rags. However, God comes to our rescue and makes us sacred vessels!)

    But don't worry, God still loves you as an incubator for True Christian soldiers.


    Do you mean to say I need to kill them myself? I don't think I am strong enough to kill anyone?

    Well, as an Officer of the Law, I can tell you that the liberals in our secular government will persecute you for killing witches and queers. In a government run by God's rules, we'd be stoning the fags to death in the streets and burning witches at the stake. That's the way God runs HIS government, but the liberals have lead us astray from that.
    I'm not going to say I never shot a faggot, but I don't recommend you try it until we get the Constitution replaced with the Holy Bible.
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    • FoundGirlJNB
      Found Sheep
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 351

      #17
      Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

      Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
      30 shekels ain't worth much, kid. Luckily, I was born a man and GOD says that men are worth about 60 shekels. (Leviticus 27:3) But you know, none of us would be worth anything if it weren't for God's redeeming love! (Isaiah 64:6 says our righteousness are as filthy poop rags. However, God comes to our rescue and makes us sacred vessels!)

      But don't worry, God still loves you as an incubator for True Christian soldiers.




      Well, as an Officer of the Law, I can tell you that the liberals in our secular government will persecute you for killing witches and queers. In a government run by God's rules, we'd be stoning the fags to death in the streets and burning witches at the stake. That's the way God runs HIS government, but the liberals have lead us astray from that.
      I'm not going to say I never shot a faggot, but I don't recommend you try it until we get the Constitution replaced with the Holy Bible.
      Should I be weary of your advise, as I see banned signs and notices about being a catholicker and you bribed people to get to your status...?
      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #18
        Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
        Should I be weary of your advise, as I see banned signs and notices about being a catholicker and you bribed people to get to your status...?
        No, no,

        Ofc. Don is a good upstanding Christian Policeman.

        The banned smileys he put there himself in his own signature, to represent his Law Enforcement career. Sin is banned on Officer Don's beat!

        "Officer" Martin is another user on our forums who is an unwashed papist dog who dared challenge the authority of Officer Don. Don is merely using his signature to defend himself.

        As far as the message about bribing folks for rep, that is a default message that displays for countless users of a certain reputation count.

        (Always capitalize anything to do with Police, as he will take it as a sign of disrespect otherwise, and rightfully so. This is a good chance for you to practice subservience. Stop questioning a Christian man! I would apologize, actually.)
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        - Proverbs 15:3

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #19
          Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

          Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
          Repent to who?

          I am a good cook... . Do you think finding a Godly man will help me?
          When will I be considered a true Christian??

          Please excuse all my questions... I appreciate your time.
          My dear, you are working yourself into a tizzy.

          Email a Pastor or Rev., tell them you need to do a prayer session and become one with God. With their rigid staff, they will guide you on the path to True Salvation®.

          Read the links that Bob gave you. Slow down. Get a Bible and read it. Remember, you are just a girl. Do as we do and keep your expectations low.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351

            #20
            Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
            No, no,

            Ofc. Don is a good upstanding Christian Policeman.

            The banned smileys he put there himself in his own signature, to represent his Law Enforcement career. Sin is banned on Officer Don's beat!

            "Officer" Martin is another user on our forums who is an unwashed papist dog who dared challenge the authority of Officer Don. Don is merely using his signature to defend himself.

            As far as the message about bribing folks for rep, that is a default message that displays for countless users of a certain reputation count.

            (Always capitalize anything to do with Police, as he will take it as a sign of disrespect otherwise, and rightfully so. This is a good chance for you to practice subservience. Stop questioning a Christian man! I would apologize, actually.)
            I truly am sorry if I offended anyone. Ofc. Don, Please would you accept my apologies. I am new here, and still looking around. I did not want to disrespect you in any which way!

            My rep and title says unsaved trash, which I am... So I thought that was for real... I'm very sorry. (do I need to go beat my head against a wall or something now?)
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • FoundGirlJNB
              Found Sheep
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 351

              #21
              Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              My dear, you are working yourself into a tizzy.

              Email a Pastor or Rev., tell them you need to do a prayer session and become one with God. With their rigid staff, they will guide you on the path to True Salvation®.

              Read the links that Bob gave you. Slow down. Get a Bible and read it. Remember, you are just a girl. Do as we do and keep your expectations low.
              Oh dear, tizzy???

              I have been looking around on your website and saw that Past. Ezekiel Flint is good with ministry, and read on another thread before I joined that he can assist with confessions of a lustful and filthy past... I have e-mailed him a few minutes ago. I am desperately seeking redemption for a past I am hateful off!! I really hope he can help me?

              Low expectations... Umm, yeah, ok.
              Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • Bob4God
                Moderator
                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                Hands folded for Jesus
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 5274

                #22
                Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                I truly am sorry if I offended anyone. Ofc. Don, Please would you accept my apologies. I am new here, and still looking around. I did not want to disrespect you in any which way!

                My rep and title says unsaved trash, which I am... So I thought that was for real... I'm very sorry. (do I need to go beat my head against a wall or something now?)
                I'm sure Officer Don will forgive you, he is a very kind-hearted, just man.

                Right now you ought to focus on browsing our forums and seeing what we're all about. Use this thread to ask questions you can't find answers for, and maybe post in the Singles section to start browsing for a Christian man to marry!
                sigpic
                The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                - Proverbs 15:3

                CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                • FoundGirlJNB
                  Found Sheep
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 351

                  #23
                  Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  I'm sure Officer Don will forgive you, he is a very kind-hearted, just man.

                  Right now you ought to focus on browsing our forums and seeing what we're all about. Use this thread to ask questions you can't find answers for, and maybe post in the Singles section to start browsing for a Christian man to marry!
                  I will do just that!! Thank you kind sir.
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • FoundGirlJNB
                    Found Sheep
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 351

                    #24
                    Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

                    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                    I'm sure Officer Don will forgive you, he is a very kind-hearted, just man.

                    Right now you ought to focus on browsing our forums and seeing what we're all about. Use this thread to ask questions you can't find answers for, and maybe post in the Singles section to start browsing for a Christian man to marry!
                    Are there any young men that you could recommend for a girl like myself? Or is that not my place to ask?
                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #25
                      Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

                      Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                      Are there any young men that you could recommend for a girl like myself? Or is that not my place to ask?
                      I suggest you mind your P's and Q's for a bit, talk with a Pastor, read the Bible and peruse the forums for a day or so before you stick your ankles behind your ears and scream "come and get it". Slow down. God did not create everything in a day, he spent a week, perhaps your should too.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • FoundGirlJNB
                        Found Sheep
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 351

                        #26
                        Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        I suggest you mind your P's and Q's for a bit, talk with a Pastor, read the Bible and peruse the forums for a day or so before you stick your ankles behind your ears and scream "come and get it". Slow down. God did not create everything in a day, he spent a week, perhaps your should too.
                        Thank you for teaching me the correct way to go about my being here. I guess I am being excitable as I just came here today. I am going through more threads now...
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                        • FoundGirlJNB
                          Found Sheep
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 351

                          #27
                          Re: Not sure I'm in the right place...

                          Thanks to all the good gentlemen for guiding me into the right direction. I have been in contact with Pastor Ezekiel and I think with hard work we will be able to get me straightened up real soon!
                          Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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