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  • Halleluyah Rob
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 353

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello fellow True Christians, I am pleased in joining this forum. The only people who have it right. Hallelujah! Jesus has guided me into finding this loving forum of his word.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Tell us a bit about yourself. Are you a man or a woman? What church do you go to? What's your favorite Bible verse?

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Paul Jeffery
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 272

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Halleluyah View Post
      Hello fellow True Christians, I am pleased in joining this forum. The only people who have it right. Hallelujah! Jesus has guided me into finding this loving forum of his word.
      You seem to write with an accent. Asian? How long have you been a Christian and how did you become one?
      sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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      • Halleluyah Rob
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2010
        • 353

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
        You seem to write with an accent. Asian? How long have you been a Christian and how did you become one?
        Asian? Disgusting. I am an American, and PROUD of it. Jesus is my guide.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Halleluyah View Post
          Asian? Disgusting. I am an American, and PROUD of it. Jesus is my guide.
          Please answer Rev. Jim's questions. What church do you attend? How old are you?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Halleluyah Rob
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2010
            • 353

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Tell us a bit about yourself. Are you a man or a woman? What church do you go to? What's your favorite Bible verse?
            I am a man.

            My favorite quote would be : Romans 10:13 FOR WHOSOEVER SHALL CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD SHALL BE SAVED.

            Jesus is the only way!


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            • Jerakk
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 178

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Halleluyah View Post
              I am a man.

              My favorite quote would be : Romans 10:13 FOR WHOSOEVER SHALL CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD SHALL BE SAVED.

              Jesus is the only way!


              It seems to me that you're avoiding answering questions which leads me to believe you're probably another false Christian like so many others that troll these boards.
              Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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              • Halleluyah Rob
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2010
                • 353

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
                It seems to me that you're avoiding answering questions which leads me to believe you're probably another false Christian like so many others that troll these boards.
                Which question have I avoided, I do not understand .

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                • Jerakk
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 178

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Your age, where do you go to church, etc.. I have the feeling you're toying with me. It's clear as day if you'd take the time to open your eyes. That being the case, If your eyes are closed to these forums, then I'm pretty sure your eyes are closed to the Word of God as well.
                  Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                  • Halleluyah Rob
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 353

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
                    Your age, where do you go to church, etc.. I have the feeling you're toying with me. It's clear as day if you'd take the time to open your eyes. That being the case, If your eyes are closed to these forums, then I'm pretty sure your eyes are closed to the Word of God as well.
                    Not at all sir, I'm sorry if it's come across that way, I'm just excited that I've found a community of people who really follow the Lord in the way he has commanded.

                    I'm 23 years old.
                    I got to a local service where I live, but I've found it insufficient, because they are too liberal and do not follow the lord in the way he has told us. I'm glad I've found this community.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Kids.

                      An adult asks a stupidly simple question and all they do is avoid looking you straight in the eye and giving an honest answer.


                      Son, you were asked what Church you attend. Not that hard, heck even baby Trig could answer that. I am sure there is a sign on the front lawn. I have no doubt it is "a local one" as only an utter moron would travel out of state to go to Church.
                      Is your failure to answer the question because it is a Homer place in San Francisco? The DoF file should be ready today. I hope what you tell us jibes.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Noah Dint
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 695

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        I will type slowly for your benefit. Please try to keep up.

                        What Church do you attend?

                        Why are you glad to be here?

                        Why are you happy you found us?

                        Those were three seperate questions. Now follow me on this. Concentrate. Here we go.

                        Hit reply and then answer all of the sentences that begin with the letter "W". You can write them down on a piece of paper (before you reply) if that will help.

                        It's OK. We will wait.

                        -ND

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                        • Mildred Connors
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 40

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          I find this newcomer's apparent inability to properly capitalize personal/possessive pronouns when in reference to the Lord disconcerting to say the least.

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                          • Halleluyah Rob
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 353

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
                            I will type slowly for your benefit. Please try to keep up.

                            What Church do you attend?

                            Why are you glad to be here?

                            Why are you happy you found us?

                            Those were three seperate questions. Now follow me on this. Concentrate. Here we go.

                            Hit reply and then answer all of the sentences that begin with the letter "W". You can write them down on a piece of paper (before you reply) if that will help.

                            It's OK. We will wait.

                            -ND
                            1.)Church of Christ, 505 WEST HIGHWAY 7 ALTA, IA 51002.

                            2.) I am glad to be here because this is a community of Christians that don't water down the Bible like other disgusting faiths, and know the truth.

                            3.) I'm happy I found you for the same reason as number 2 .

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