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Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here." -
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Go back to jooland, unsaved, unwelcome. Christians only, hachem!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Christ killerOriginally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View PostGreetings! I mean no trouble, I am ready to learn 
Get thee behind me, satan
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God loves me so much
that he killed his only son so I can live forever.
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If you are serious about learning, you wouldn't post, but simply read. I'd recommend hitching on the wagon of Rev. Osborne and reading every bit he drops. I have already learned an incredible about in just a day or so.Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View PostGreetings! I mean no trouble, I am ready to learn Comment
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I am not this "hachem" you speak of. Hachem appears to be a professional poker player, who is not I.
Perhaps you were going for hashem? This is a hebrew word to refer to the Lord, and surely you would not use that to spite me. Yes, the same Lord who bore your savior Jesus.
PS: did you know Jesus was a Jew? (or joo, if that's clearer)Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."Comment
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Our Lord and Savior ™ was only half Jew, and half God. The God half weighs more than the Jew half.Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
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Congratulations Kikey boy, you are the 634th person to mention this unsubstantiated myth and are about to become the 634th to be told , "No He wasn't."Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
First, use the search function (it's OK, it's free) for "Jesus wasn't a joo" and when you come back, realise that Christians get their nationality from their father and God is probably American but, if you argue with that, He is without nationality.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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You are not well versed in your Christology. It is blasphemous to consider your Lord and Savior "half" God when it was declared thousands of years ago that Jesus is fully divine and fully human. I suggest you reinvestigate the Council of Nicaea, lest your brethren on the forums here shun you for your ignorance.Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View PostOur Lord and Savior ™ was only half Jew, and half God. The God half weighs more than the Jew half.
Jew-pwn'd.Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."Comment
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What the Satan's lair is a Hebrew? Is that a type of coffee or something?Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View Post
Forgive me
What I meant was that his mother was a Jew and his Daddy a God.
I am just an ignorant woman
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Close! It's actually a brand of beer made by the Schmaltlz brewing company!Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View PostWhat the Satan's lair is a Hebrew? Is that a type of coffee or something?
HE'BREW: The Chosen BeerYea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."Comment
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No, I meant hachem, I was clearing my throat.Originally posted by EyeMudgeEww2 View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Ms Morningstar is neither a True Christian nor a man; her opinions are therefore bound to be in error from time to time.
I would point out two things.
1. She is at least attempting to find Salvation(tm) whilst you reject it completely
2. Your knowledge of Christianity does you proud. One might almost think you were a Perfected Jew.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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