I am just another person who loves Jesus. My interests (besides worship) are music (mostly any kind of rock), videogames, internet, and just hanging out with my friends.
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If you love Jesus you owe him $1000. Pay up. Jesus hates mooches.Originally posted by sephy26946 View PostI am just another person who loves Jesus. My interests (besides worship) are music (mostly any kind of rock), videogames, internet, and just hanging out with my friends.
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Ummm..................Originally posted by Deaner View PostIf you love Jesus you owe him $1000. Pay up. Jesus hates mooches.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...8&postcount=81
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I am just here to post to praise Jesus. I have no real money to donate. The 800-1000 dollars I am making upon completion of a job I am doing is already spoken for. Half of it goes towards college, and the rest goes towards something I swore to god himself I would obtain.
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Jesus is not amused at all about the rubber buttocks you want to buy with His money Sephy. That's 300 dollars Jesus needs for church, not to buy some piece of artificial flesh so you can ram your' tallywacker into.Originally posted by sephy26946 View PostI am just here to post to praise Jesus. I have no real money to donate. The 800-1000 dollars I am making upon completion of a job I am doing is already spoken for. Half of it goes towards college, and the rest goes towards something I swore to god himself I would obtain.
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That is very admirable son. But, can't you borrow your Dad's credit card from his wallet and make a loving donation? Five Hundred dollars would show JESUS you are serious about him.Originally posted by sephy26946 View PostI am just here to post to praise Jesus. I have no real money to donate. The 800-1000 dollars I am making upon completion of a job I am doing is already spoken for. Half of it goes towards college, and the rest goes towards something I swore to god himself I would obtain.
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ve, Sister Thumper
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I wonder if It's the deluxe model with vibrating Sphincter?Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostJesus is not amused at all about the rubber buttocks you want to buy with His money Sephy. That's 300 dollars Jesus needs for church, not to buy some piece of artificial flesh so you can ram your' tallywacker into.
I think Jesus would be horrified!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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If someone wanted to intentionally steal bandwidth, it'd be easier to use an exploit and run the server into some kind of pointless loop. Although, that's not really stealing it. More like shovelling the desert into the ocean, as opposed to making a private beach.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostOh, so you are just here to steal bandwith from GOD's Favorite Forum????
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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