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  • sephy26946
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 67

    #1

    Pleased to meet you.

    I am just another person who loves Jesus. My interests (besides worship) are music (mostly any kind of rock), videogames, internet, and just hanging out with my friends.
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: Pleased to meet you.

    Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
    I am just another person who loves Jesus. My interests (besides worship) are music (mostly any kind of rock), videogames, internet, and just hanging out with my friends.
    If you love Jesus you owe him $1000. Pay up. Jesus hates mooches.

    A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.

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    • sephy26946
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2007
      • 67

      #3
      Re: Pleased to meet you.

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      If you love Jesus you owe him $1000. Pay up. Jesus hates mooches.

      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...8&postcount=81
      Ummm..................
      Uhhhh..................
      No.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Pleased to meet you.

        Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
        Ummm..................
        Uhhhh..................
        No.
        Oh, so you are just here to steal bandwith from GOD's Favorite Forum????

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        • sephy26946
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 67

          #5
          Re: Pleased to meet you.

          I am just here to post to praise Jesus. I have no real money to donate. The 800-1000 dollars I am making upon completion of a job I am doing is already spoken for. Half of it goes towards college, and the rest goes towards something I swore to god himself I would obtain.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Pleased to meet you.

            Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
            I am just here to post to praise Jesus. I have no real money to donate. The 800-1000 dollars I am making upon completion of a job I am doing is already spoken for. Half of it goes towards college, and the rest goes towards something I swore to god himself I would obtain.
            Jesus is not amused at all about the rubber buttocks you want to buy with His money Sephy. That's 300 dollars Jesus needs for church, not to buy some piece of artificial flesh so you can ram your' tallywacker into.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: Pleased to meet you.

              Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
              I am just here to post to praise Jesus. I have no real money to donate. The 800-1000 dollars I am making upon completion of a job I am doing is already spoken for. Half of it goes towards college, and the rest goes towards something I swore to god himself I would obtain.
              That is very admirable son. But, can't you borrow your Dad's credit card from his wallet and make a loving donation? Five Hundred dollars would show JESUS you are serious about him.

              Lve, Sister Thumper
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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • May 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Pleased to meet you.

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Jesus is not amused at all about the rubber buttocks you want to buy with His money Sephy. That's 300 dollars Jesus needs for church, not to buy some piece of artificial flesh so you can ram your' tallywacker into.
                I wonder if It's the deluxe model with vibrating Sphincter?
                I think Jesus would be horrified!

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • sephy26946
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 67

                  #9
                  Re: Pleased to meet you.

                  Oh wow, a gay joke. How original.

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                  • Unsaved and Loving It
                    Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 308

                    #10
                    Re: Pleased to meet you.

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Oh, so you are just here to steal bandwith from GOD's Favorite Forum????

                    If someone wanted to intentionally steal bandwidth, it'd be easier to use an exploit and run the server into some kind of pointless loop. Although, that's not really stealing it. More like shovelling the desert into the ocean, as opposed to making a private beach.
                    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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