[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.

I thought they called that "Toad in the Hole" now.

[GOD=life]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

And remember, America is only a country made up of Europeans who ran away.

They left because they were persecuted for being Christian. Then they founded a Christian nation and kicked out the English. Fast-forward to 2012 and everyone refers to the UK as the USA's lapdog.



YIC

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Well, unless you do a reach-around to your mouth. Still, that's only protein.

I hear that scat play is somewhat responsible for all the dental stain across the pond. Perhaps it is also what is keeping them alive.

[Deaner]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.

Well, unless you do a reach-around to your mouth. Still, that's only protein.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.

And then there's this stuff:



Not sure if food, or STD in a can?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

With a offer like that, I'd really like to be there but being it is impossible to get decent food on your pitiful isle, I'll have to pass at the opportunity.

I'll pray your brother is being baptized a Christian.

The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.

[Deaner]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

If it be a sin to be full of mirth, I throw myself upon the mercy of heaven.

It is not a sin to be full of mirth (generosity, laughter, gladness and goodwill) it's why are you feeling the emotion of mirth.

Has a sinner just died a horrible, bloddy death in front of you?? You should feel mirth.

When we are all at the feast of Christ in heaven watching sinners get annally raped and blood squirting all over everybody's faces as we True Christians laugh and laugh, drunk on wine praising God for the terrors he has put the sinners thru. That is a call for experiencing mirth.

However, if you see a True Christian, crying at the side of the road because his Cadillac has just gotten a flat tire; that is when Christ wants us to feel compassion and sympathy and reach out and help our Brother or Sister and perhaps slip them a quick few hundred dollars to ease their misery.

Are you starting to understand the difference friend?

Welcome to Landover.

YIC

Deaner

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

I highly doubt that.

I blame my mother

You should be ashamed of yourself. If your mother didn't already kill herself she would do it now.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

Perhaps you could help me spread it?

I feel so ashamed!

I blame my mother, she was a liberal.

I have no doubt you want to spread something, I was unaware you toothless brits called the AIDS "love". No wonder the mooslimes are over running your country. You guys are lamer than the french.

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

Perhaps you could help me spread it?

I feel so ashamed!

I blame my mother, she was a liberal.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

You are not a nice person.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

If you could be at my brother's baptizin of the first of next month I would be happy to die tommorow.

With a offer like that, I'd really like to be there but being it is impossible to get decent food on your pitiful isle, I'll have to pass at the opportunity.

I'll pray your brother is being baptized a Christian.

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

If you could be at my brother's baptizin of the first of next month I would be happy to die tommorow.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I believe we Brits are the most rip-roarin Bible bashing, botherers of the great almighty himself (mmm hmm praise be).

My hero and BRITISH pastor Angus MacLeay makes Pat Robertson look like Boy Georges soggy old spunk rag.

I find it interesting you seem to know all about this 'Spunk Rag' business. And a brit, Bible illiterate? Goodness me, you people can barely speak and spell, it is a wonder you have not passed the way of the dodo bird.

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I believe we Brits are the most rip-roarin Bible bashing, botherers of the great almighty himself (mmm hmm praise be).

My hero and BRITISH pastor Angus MacLeay makes Pat Robertson look like Boy Georges soggy old spunk rag.