[handmaiden]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Thanks, "stud".
I actually read "Glimpses of Heaven". Not the Bible but bibly.
Is that a word?

I think that "Bibleish" is the word that you're looking for-- and it's not a good one.


Rebukingly Yours,


Handmaiden

[BlessedB]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Thanks, "stud".
I actually read "Glimpses of Heaven". Not the Bible but bibly.
Is that a word?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

And before I get a reprimand about arguing, I'm not. What do you DO when you're in doubt?

When I'm in doubt about anything, I open the Holy Bible to a random page and read the Scripture I find there (14th line down from the top, always) out loud in a big voice.

You should try it. It really does solve all your problems!

Now this man acquired a field with the price of his wickedness, and falling headlong, he burst open in the middle and all his intestines gushed out. - Acts 1:18

See!?

[James Dewitt]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Friend, I am never in doubt that I am in the right. It's what being a True Christian™ is all about.

Levi I must agree, when you walk with Jesus you are always right. Its too bad she is so confused, when all the answers are in the Bible.

[Levi Jones]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

And before I get a reprimand about arguing, I'm not. What do you DO when you're in doubt?

Friend, I am never in doubt that I am in the right. It's what being a True Christian™ is all about.

[BlessedB]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

And before I get a reprimand about arguing, I'm not. What do you DO when you're in doubt?

[BlessedB]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Yes, I'm female. Fallen means I don't do the guilt thing and the saint thing well.
Exorcise? Does that involve sweat?
Froggie refers to that country between Spain and Germany.
Chronic fatigue what? Lazy military attire?
Epicurian= lover of food and other sensual pleasures
Is there something right about me? One hand, foot, eye, knee....
Sorry for the typo, Handmaiden. It's a privilege to know you.

More seriously, what do you do when you're in doubt?

[James Hutchins]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Well, it's me. CFS for "can find strength." ME for me. I'm a fallen Catholic, married to a Buddhist/Muslim/epicurian. Depending on my mood, I'm agnostic, Wiccan, Catholic, or you-you.
I'm height priveleged.
You might pray because I'm an unsaved, but you can also pray for me because I'm surrounded by "frogs."

LOL, my three year old daughter just read this. She turned to me and went "Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! That's Yicky!! Why does she hate God?" Don't you you just love the precious tykes, so direct and to the point!

You must be pretty despicable if the catlicks booted you out. They normally take anybody.

I strongly (and that is an understatement) suggest you get your hands on a slick lether bound copy tof the KJV1611 Bible. Read it, live by it. Find a Baptist Church, get on your knees in front of the Pastor, gush with desire to join Him. Do what ever the Pastor says, without question.

[Jedediah]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Universal Unitarianism is FALSE DOCTRINE which must be reproved! God has warned us about these types...

II Peter 2:1
But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

The LORD tells us in II Corinthians 11:4 that those will come who teach another Jesus, and He tells us in II Corinthians 6:15-18 that we must separate from the evils of the world. Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Unitarians... all doing the devil's work of leading God's children astray to follow another false Jesus than the true Jesus of the Bible. BEWARE! The Jesus they teach is NOT the TRUE JESUS! Their Jesus WILL PLACE YOUR SOUL IN HELL!!!

"But Mr. Jedediah, we UUs don't believe in hell. An endless hell would make God a God of hate, not of love. An endless hell is blasphemy against God's character."

Blessed B, if this is what you believe, then you are wrong... Dead wrong. What does the Bible say about an ENDLESS hell? A LOT! Don't take my word for it...

Everlasting punishment (Mat.25:46).
Everlasting fire (Mat.18:8; 25:41; Jude 1:7).
Everlasting burnings (Isa.33:14)
Everlasting contempt (Dan.12:2)
Eternal judgment (Heb.6:2)
Eternal punishment (Isa.33:14; Rev.20:10)
Eternal torment (Rev.14:10-11; 20:10)
Everlasting destruction (2 Thes.1:9)
Eternal damnation (Mark 3:29)
Not be quenched (Isa.34:8-10)
Unquenchable fire (Mat.3:12; Mark 9:45; Luke 3:17)

Please read the above and consider that the human doctrine of universalism is NOT the Doctrine of Almighty God.

True Christians™ are those whom unbelievers hate to see coming because they do not want their sin enlightened. They accuse us of bringing a Message of gloom and doom (hell), whereas the truth of the matter is that we are bringing a Message of pure love, but they flatly disagree. All they want to hear is that a loving God will NOT send them to hell, no matter what they do, and this is NOT true, and we cannot teach it!

God loves us so much that He sent His own Son to die for us (temporarily), but if a person rejects God's love, rejects God's mercy, rejects God's one and only Plan for salvation, well... That leaves only one alternative, which is hell. This could not be made any more clear than it is within the pages of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611).

But UUs don't believe in what the Bible says. UUs think that sooner or later, everyone is going to be Saved®. All men are Saved® now, but they just don't realize... or some other claptrap like that. Baloney!

The Scriptures over and over again categorize people into one of two classes - Saved®/unsaved, also Believers/unbelievers, also Righteous/wicked, also sheep/goats), and picture the final destiny of EVERY person as being ONE of two realities (Heaven or hell).

It seems like the only time a UU will pick up a Bible is to twist its words to their own wicked end... Take Phillipians 2:10-11, for example:

That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

Hmm, this must mean that we're already Saved®, so why not go out and have gay sex? Have an abortion? Legalize drugs? Steal from people by voting for Democrats who will raise taxes? Masturbate? If I'm already Saved®, what do I have to worry about?

Blessed B, if you would read such Scripture in context - i.e., reading the WHOLE Bible and not just the warm, fuzzy parts - you would realize that this verse is telling us that one day, ALL people will acknowledge that Jesus is LORD. Even those in hell will have to acknowledge this.

My wife has dinner ready, so I must cut this short. In summary, Blessed B, I exhort you to reject the false human doctrine of Unitarian Universalism, pick up the KJV 1611, and read it cover to cover. We'll be here to guide you on the Path. We want you to join us in Heaven, but you can't get to Heaven on your own terms. UUs are wrong. Everyone does not go to Heaven. My wife and I will pray for you after dinner, that your eyes be opened to the True Jesus and that you walk the Path of a True Christian™.

Praise Him.

YIC

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

"You-You" mean?

What do you mean by "you-you"?

I'm guessing U.U. or Universalist Unitarian. A gathering of true love and acceptance if there ever was one.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

You have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome?

The Bible does not speak of such a thing, though it does mention laziness. Would you like to schedual an exorcism of your chronic fatigue/laziness demons?

From: http://www.demonbuster.com/fatdemon.html

"FATIGUED OFTEN? MAY BE DEMONS

Spirits of fatigue, fatigue unto death, tired, overtired, overtired unto death, weakness, and weakness unto death are very common demons. Physicians most often cannot identify the real source of the problem, consequently they experiment with different medications in an effort to relieve the patient of the embarrassing distress of constant drowsiness, tiredness, fatigue and sleepiness. Medications often further complicate things by producing adverse reactions that cause additional discomfort.

One lady, out of whom was cast a demon named fatigue unto death, called a couple weeks later and said she had not felt so energetic in many years. She was excited about being able to be active every day without the tired feeling. About two months after the demon was cast out she was still in a stage of exuberance, enjoying life in a dynamic, exciting manner. Praise the Lord. What a tremendous difference three minutes of DELIVERANCE can make for an individual! Within a short period of time, bondages can be broken, evil spirits cast out and valuable qualities of a person's life restored for many future years of pleasure and serving God.

Another lovely lady who worked a regular 40-hour week exclaimed she was "always tired" and had a strong drive to sleep excessively. A powerful demon named "over-tired unto death" was cast out.
The Lord wants his people to lead a God-ordained normal life with no demonic interference. If saints permit demons to usurp privileges Christ has given to His bride, then they may suffer and suffer exceedingly. "Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health even as thy soul prospereth" (3 John 2). "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In My Name shall they cast out demons,..." (Mark 16:17). Let us perform all the commission Christ gave us...and cast out demons. Much misery and suffering will be eliminated

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Are you drunk by any chance?

Dirk, Hand, politely leave rebuking to proven True Christians™. Christ's Tough Love is too important to be left to those whose cheques are still in the mail!

Now, on to BlessedB, please elaborate. When you say "fallen Catholic", does that mean you have stopped worshipping Mary and believing a man who harbors child-molestors is "infallable"? Or do you mean you have fallen from Christianity and become a Catholic?

Also, why the blue ribbon? I thought that was for "free speech", liberal codeword for pornography and persecution.

Also, what do you mean by Buddhist/Muslim/epicurian? Are you saying your spouse has combined beliefs, or switches back and forth? And what's an epicurian?

What do you mean by "you-you"? And while I see paganism and Catholocism are very close, the only thing wiccanism has in common with Catholicism is that it's main tenants where invented in the 50's (St. Augustine didn't believe life begins at conception, and neither did the Catholic church until recently.)

[handmaiden]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Well, it's me. CFS for "can find strength." ME for me. I'm a fallen Catholic, married to a Buddhist/Muslim/epicurian. Depending on my mood, I'm agnostic, Wiccan, Catholic, or you-you.
I'm height priveleged.
You might pray because I'm an unsaved, but you can also pray for me because I'm surrounded by "frogs."

Just how "height priviledged" ar you?

What does "You-You" mean? Does it have any association with hoo-hoos?

What do you mean that you are surrounded by frogs ? Do you live in a swamp?


Inquisitivly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Dirk]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Well, it's me. CFS for "can find strength." ME for me. I'm a fallen Catholic, married to a Buddhist/Muslim/epicurian. Depending on my mood, I'm agnostic, Wiccan, Catholic, or you-you.
I'm height priveleged.
You might pray because I'm an unsaved, but you can also pray for me because I'm surrounded by "frogs."

Are you drunk by any chance?

[Levi Jones]

Re: it's me, Blessed B

Hello and welcome. You certainly come to the right place for Guaranteed Salvation®.

I assume you'll want to get to work immediately converting to yet another religion, so I'll tell you to grab a Bible and bury your nose in it.

Do you remember any scripture from false churches you would care to share with us?

Are you male or female?